damn there were a shit ton of cops on my way home today- had to be over 30

3/9/2006 3:37:00 PM

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3/9/2006 3:37:10 PM

YOU'S A HOE.... HOOOOEEE

3/9/2006 3:38:08 PM

i go to my MRI, and im in the gown thing they make you put on with nothing under it, so after they inject my hip with the liquid, i am not supposed to walk, so im in this wheelchair.

im sittin there and the nurses start saying "let me take him next door, no let me take him next door, well let me hold the door for you" well they are sitting there talking about it for like a minute and i realize they can see my junk the way i was sitting.

to make a long story long, i hope i made their day

3/9/2006 3:46:07 PM

women love penis

3/9/2006 3:49:20 PM

most* women love penis- i have come across a few who hate it (and thus i stopped talking to them )

3/9/2006 3:52:25 PM

ahhhhh 2 more hours...

3/9/2006 3:53:18 PM

brett loves penis

3/9/2006 3:53:30 PM

brett loves saps's* penis

3/9/2006 3:54:12 PM

Quote :

"most* women love penis- i have come across a few who hate it (and thus i stopped talking to them )"

is this about who i think it's about?

3/9/2006 4:01:38 PM

nah- you're probably thinking of someone who i consider a bitch... not necessarily a penis hater

3/9/2006 4:02:42 PM

i want my time and money back

3/9/2006 4:03:16 PM

oh ok...

the one i'm thinking of was undecided about hating the penis the last time we talked about her

3/9/2006 4:03:58 PM

1 mother fucking hour

3/9/2006 4:04:28 PM

ah, no she likes the penis... she just also likes the vag- but she is a crazy bitch regardless

3/9/2006 4:05:07 PM

really...i never would have guessed that she was a crazy bitch by the way you talked about her

3/9/2006 4:06:00 PM

haha i'm pretty sure i mentioned that she is bipolar at some point

3/9/2006 4:06:33 PM

is that four loads of laundry, or five?

i'm TOTALLY sleeping in tomorrow
i like this getting stuff done during the day bit...leaves time for fun at night

[Edited on March 9, 2006 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ldkfj]

3/9/2006 4:20:34 PM

the day that never ends

3/9/2006 4:21:35 PM

> an extra night at the beach

3/9/2006 4:37:42 PM

Quote :

"the day that never ends "

you aint fucking kidding

3/9/2006 4:40:46 PM

i still have 50 minutes, thats what sucks about 6 o'clocl, all the 5 o'clockers leave and you're like "damn, this sucks"

3/9/2006 5:11:04 PM

^wow that's gotta suck. my job was kinda like that this summer. i could make my own hrs so i would sleep in, but then everyone got off work way before i did

3/9/2006 5:15:32 PM

ALMOST OVER WITH

3/9/2006 5:18:23 PM

is it sunday yet

3/9/2006 5:18:52 PM

wolftrap and fireflies
what does it mean

3/9/2006 5:19:56 PM

ya i like not coming in til 9 and not dealing with traffic, but that extra hour just seems so long

3/9/2006 5:21:46 PM

i want to move far, far away...preferably a deserted island

3/9/2006 5:35:42 PM

i just found out about a chick who "wanted my balls" apparently, and I had no idea (and she is on here now too- although i knew her in real life before i knew she was on here)

3/9/2006 5:38:32 PM

WHO WANTS YOUR BALLS?

3/9/2006 5:39:24 PM

i know you're already tired of them, so i would expect such a response

get back in the gym, fag

3/9/2006 5:40:39 PM

amy shan woo wu

3/9/2006 5:42:03 PM

oh my god I can't wait til this time tomorrow! I hope this helps fix some things and makes him see that I really do want to keep him around

3/9/2006 6:44:48 PM

post-stalking

3/9/2006 7:13:23 PM

I should be washing dishes.

3/9/2006 7:53:24 PM

3/9/2006 7:54:31 PM

damn- this chick has become an instant tdub celebrity (i've said she was hot since the beggining though )

3/9/2006 7:58:13 PM

bojo's
just what my fat ass needs

3/9/2006 7:59:46 PM

im bored

3/9/2006 8:00:25 PM

im bored

3/9/2006 8:00:48 PM

I'm pretty bored. Waiting for Steve to get back from class.

3/9/2006 8:01:05 PM

^^welcome to my world (at least im being productive down here- just got my lasik planned out)

[Edited on March 9, 2006 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ^]

3/9/2006 8:01:06 PM

^ What you doing tonight cracker?

3/9/2006 8:02:13 PM

^^Wish I could get that shit down. I hate having to wear glasses to read n' shit

[Edited on March 9, 2006 at 8:02 PM. Reason : Shift+6]

3/9/2006 8:02:26 PM

^^sittin at home in charlotte

3/9/2006 8:02:46 PM

You are teh suck.

3/9/2006 8:03:30 PM

lasik rocks

3/9/2006 8:03:42 PM

^^

^

3/9/2006 8:04:00 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

3/9/2006 8:04:26 PM

What is there to do tonight?

3/9/2006 8:04:33 PM