ohh man he's mad at me

3/13/2006 8:49:22 AM

blech... i don't feel good

3/13/2006 8:54:53 AM

somehow i need to find a way to get more sleep without taking more time out of my day to sleep

3/13/2006 8:58:40 AM

well at least she's not still in love with him...........but i still give her the rolly eye

3/13/2006 9:00:38 AM

didn't accomplish shit this weekend

3/13/2006 9:02:45 AM

ohh me either.. time to buckle the belt and get to work...

3/13/2006 9:47:00 AM

i have a toothache.

3/13/2006 9:56:00 AM

You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

3/13/2006 10:14:20 AM

3/13/2006 10:16:19 AM

aha, good catch--


"Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?"
"You said she was a real sparkplug."
"No, I said buttplug. She's heinous."

3/13/2006 10:18:09 AM

Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

3/13/2006 10:21:32 AM

3/13/2006 10:22:03 AM

What should I do?

3/13/2006 10:22:46 AM

what you smilin about

3/13/2006 10:23:02 AM

So i got him a leash-- One of those ones You can hook onto The clothesline, And he can runBack and forth.And, uh, there's Plenty of room For him to--to dig And, uh, play.
That kid has really- He's really blossomed,

3/13/2006 10:25:11 AM

beautiful day! I'm in such a good mood

3/13/2006 10:26:10 AM

Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

3/13/2006 10:26:14 AM

oh I get to wear a skirt today

3/13/2006 10:27:09 AM

got the dog back, its beautiful outside, and I have the day off

think I should go outside

3/13/2006 10:27:12 AM

easy access

3/13/2006 10:29:04 AM

i feel like a fuckin broken record and a babysitter of the spawn of satan

3/13/2006 11:15:47 AM

zaxby's!

3/13/2006 11:22:30 AM

i'm ready to get out of Raleigh
and for some reason i'm looking forward to hitting 30

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 11:26 AM. Reason : 5+ years for that though, i'm not that old]

3/13/2006 11:26:09 AM

^^disc golf?

3/13/2006 11:32:03 AM

^touch your weenie?

3/13/2006 11:33:14 AM

any time big boy

3/13/2006 11:34:34 AM

my fingers smell like vagina

3/13/2006 11:34:36 AM

hahaha i remember the first time that ever happened to me... lasted for a while too, no matter how much i washed my hands... doesn't really phase me anymore though

3/13/2006 11:35:13 AM

what a way to start the day

3/13/2006 11:43:12 AM

i REALLY want to get out of these clothes!

3/13/2006 12:39:29 PM

oh snap

3/13/2006 12:39:55 PM

id kill for a cheeseburger.

3/13/2006 12:41:16 PM

i'm happy with my beef stroganoff (sp?) that i had... i think i might have eaten too much though

3/13/2006 12:42:19 PM

hmm do i do it or not?

3/13/2006 12:42:59 PM

^that that girl is hott.

3/13/2006 12:43:30 PM

DO IT

3/13/2006 12:43:42 PM

im so sore... damn stairs

3/13/2006 12:45:02 PM

where the f is everybody- i want to go outside and do shit, but no one is around

3/13/2006 12:46:09 PM

i wonder if i can do a tan and then a mystic right after

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 12:50 PM. Reason : c]

3/13/2006 12:46:31 PM

OK, the lady next to me just got a phone call and started crying

now she's sitting at her desk with her head down crying

3/13/2006 12:46:59 PM

what's a mystic?

3/13/2006 12:47:00 PM

^^haha

3/13/2006 12:47:30 PM

^^ spray on tan from tanning salons

3/13/2006 12:49:17 PM

that's sad...she probably just got some really really bad news

3/13/2006 12:50:07 PM

only like 10 more days until i can take a 4 day break from my diet.

3/13/2006 12:51:16 PM

i love seeing people cry, i always have to leave the room to laugh

my FAVORITE is when kids are crying, or when they're getting spankings and crying and screaming

3/13/2006 12:51:51 PM

She is still crying

Nobody in the office has asked her what's wrong yet

WEIRD

When she was on the phone, she was like "No, please tell me you're joking"

and "Oh my God what happened"

prolly pretty bad

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 12:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2006 12:57:26 PM

hahahaha, throw something at her, she'll cry harder

3/13/2006 12:58:34 PM

i cant help but grin at that

[Edited on March 13, 2006 at 1:05 PM. Reason : tell her you'll give her something to cry about]

3/13/2006 1:04:46 PM

I wish i had a tshirt that said: Brunettes make better lovers

3/13/2006 1:05:13 PM