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4/24/2008 2:16:34 AM

I think Dallas is the single greatest American television show of all time

4/24/2008 8:16:05 AM

I think I'm actually too sexy for my job.

4/24/2008 8:19:50 AM

i totally started selling Avon so I could pay for plane tickets to Delaware once a month




hahha...only not!

4/24/2008 9:07:33 AM

wut

4/24/2008 9:08:31 AM

I can't wait to buy a dress for a political fundraiser next weekend

Of course that means I need new shoes as well!

4/24/2008 9:09:26 AM

^^you know...since we're doing it now and all...


unless we've mastered the time-space continuem, I'm not sure how else it's possible....

4/24/2008 9:10:55 AM

i want a reason to buy a new dress.... and new shoes..

4/24/2008 9:11:12 AM

my dog is pretty much awesome

4/24/2008 9:15:29 AM

i once had a one night stand because of o'rlly owls.

later if i get some time ill type up the story

4/24/2008 9:17:29 AM

My dog wins

Your's is a cutie too

4/24/2008 9:29:02 AM

^^^ wasn't he just a tiny puppy not too long ago?

4/24/2008 9:36:00 AM

oh man mine loves coat hangers too..every morning when i take clothes off of the coat hanger she grabs them and prances around the house like she's got something special haha

and they're like twice the size of her so it's pretty funny

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ^yep, hold on i'll post pics from like 2 months ago]

4/24/2008 9:36:09 AM

4/24/2008 9:40:10 AM

if i didn't know you i would talk to you just because of that dog

4/24/2008 9:42:12 AM

aww so damn cute

4/24/2008 9:42:16 AM

Awww I'm so sad I missed seeing my dog as a puppy...so cute!!

Then again I'm glad I didn't have to worry about training her

They should play together, if your dog likes to run with the big girls



[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : look at that face ]

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2008 9:42:43 AM

but they can't order a beer.


like mine

4/24/2008 9:44:17 AM

hehe..yeah, i thought i was gonna get cougared out on the beach the first day i had her..

This is how she used to have to sleep or she'd freak out bad..

4/24/2008 9:44:32 AM

OH MY GOD


THATS SO FUCKING CUTE!

4/24/2008 9:45:06 AM

Quote :

"They should play together, if your dog likes to run with the big girls"

yea mine can't play with most dogs, she always hurts them... my brother has a part pit bull though that she can play with. she just latches down on their lips, ears or neck and gets dragged around...it's pretty funny but i think i'd kill her if i was my brothers dog lol





[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : more]

4/24/2008 9:46:17 AM

That picture makes me want to adopt a puppy (and not a full-grown dog as the plan currently is for)

4/24/2008 9:48:04 AM

man...just carry that picture around and show chicks...

you won't need my help to get you laid then

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:49 AM. Reason : sadf]

4/24/2008 9:48:44 AM

I really think if any of the girls I had met on the beach last wknd hadn't had their boyfriend with them I coulda pulled it off bc of her

I need to hurry it up though before she gets too big

4/24/2008 9:50:02 AM

Oh Trixie would love to play! They'd have a good ole time. Like her momma, she enjoys playing with the boys way more, but she can still have fun with the girls

4/24/2008 9:51:12 AM

Quote :

"i once had a one night stand because of o'rlly owls. later if i get some time ill type up the story"

[old]

4/24/2008 10:24:22 AM

So 3 ladies in my office wanna take me to lunch since they forgot about yesterday being Secretary Day and all. It's very nice of them, but I hate talking to them in just passing conversation, so lunch is gonna be dreadful

Sad!

4/24/2008 10:30:44 AM

When are the doggies gonna play?

4/24/2008 10:38:09 AM

^^ maybe it'll be at least good food??

4/24/2008 10:39:08 AM

Oh girl I'm making them take me to Lucky 32 at least

^^What's good for you?

4/24/2008 10:40:42 AM

I haven't done shit at work ALL day!!!

4/24/2008 4:13:26 PM

^^oh, forgot to answer you. i live in Asheboro now so i dunno.. i'll be in raleigh this wknd though

4/24/2008 4:30:27 PM

I'm from that area

Randolph County what what

4/24/2008 4:33:58 PM

randolph county sucks a massive cock

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 4:35 PM. Reason : and by massive i mean john holmes would say WTF MATE]

4/24/2008 4:34:57 PM

i could go for gettin' my face glazed

4/24/2008 4:36:13 PM

^I could too, but that's a whole other subject

^^Hence the reason I'm not in Randolph anymore! I had to get away from home.

4/24/2008 4:37:30 PM

i secretly love that food prices are going higher cause poor countries are starving and will therefore succumb to the us

4/24/2008 8:55:41 PM

sooooo many people out today...

4/25/2008 4:37:43 PM

i wonder what the hell is wrong with ^^

4/25/2008 4:40:54 PM

i hate stuff...

4/25/2008 4:43:38 PM

I so don't want to go to work tonight

4/25/2008 4:53:37 PM

I can't stop doing the kissy face IRL!!!

4/25/2008 4:54:48 PM

^^^if u only knew...

4/25/2008 4:54:56 PM

i desperately want to get out of this place

4/25/2008 9:05:43 PM

today at a traffic light i gave a homeless man a banana and bottle of water i happened to have in the car

i rarely do that but something about this guy made me do it

(follow up confession: is god is real i hope he was posing as that dude )

4/25/2008 11:01:48 PM

another joan osbourne moment for you i guess...

4/25/2008 11:04:23 PM

part 2 of the confession

the water & banana were free from the hampton inn

4/25/2008 11:30:50 PM

doesn't matter.

that's all he needs to make delicious banana wine.

4/25/2008 11:46:46 PM

yall cant realize how much i want to get out of this place

4/26/2008 2:55:28 AM

4/26/2008 3:06:32 AM