Quote :

"I can't decide if I'm getting more sane or more crazy as time goes on But every once in a while when I perform a reality check and look at what's going on around me, I feel legitimately insane"

I am glad I am not the only one.

12/30/2009 10:49:28 AM

Quote :

"I wish my girlfriend would take better care of... down there. She used to get full Brazilian waxes, but she cut back because it cost too much. Now she doesn't do anything."

If you don't want to hit it, maybe I should in your place.



If anything, that should be a good thing she's cutting back. If you get married, that's less money she'll spend on herself and more she'll spend on youuuuuuuuu.

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/30/2009 2:57:06 PM

after experiencing the pain and cost involved in waxing, I applaud any woman who has the guts to do it on a regular basis

12/30/2009 3:02:06 PM

full Brazilian waxes are so white trashy. Enjoy the bush, that is how a woman is suppose to look.

12/30/2009 3:15:13 PM

i cant handle the bush, it has to be clean or very maintained for me

12/30/2009 3:17:37 PM

PM me your sins, my sons and daughters

12/30/2009 3:20:55 PM

Follow up!

Quote :

" does that mean "eh, just shave and go. no real thought" or does that mean "cha cha cha chia pet" Cha cha cha chia pet. And if a girl has a Brazilian, it makes me just want to dive in there face first. I'll stay down as long as she wants."

my own confession: I am too stupid to know how to do a quote inside of a quote without breaking tww

12/30/2009 3:23:38 PM

Quote :

"i dont like teh bush. "

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : wait, miska's a lesbian now?]

12/30/2009 3:23:40 PM

Quote :

"And if a girl has a Brazilian, itVaginas and Labias make me just want to dive in there face first. I'll stay down as long as she wants."

12/30/2009 4:07:29 PM

Quote :

"I just found out in the last day that my two hottest female friends give a good bj or have a brazilian wax. And I did not find the info out the fun way either. I really hate the friend zone. "

Friend zone is not fun.

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : s]

12/31/2009 12:38:26 AM

friend zone is awesome

12/31/2009 12:41:07 AM

friend zone is awesome fail

12/31/2009 12:48:10 AM

I'm not really comfortable around women (unless I'm dating them), and I've never really had any close platonic female friends

this makes relationships and dating a LOT simpler

12/31/2009 1:00:18 AM

i suppose. i have a lot of male friends and it's made things somewhat complicated when they thought we were dating but i just thought we were friends.

12/31/2009 1:02:03 AM

well I'd have female friends if I could...but I get the simplification as a consolation prize

12/31/2009 1:03:00 AM

hit me up yo!

1/2/2010 9:38:14 PM

Quote :

"I know now I overreacted to what was simply one very dead battery. "

1/2/2010 10:12:17 PM

confessions, please!

1/2/2010 10:23:06 PM

Quote :

"I want to sell my boyfriend's drugs so I can buy drugs. "

1/2/2010 10:27:58 PM

I LOVE THIS THREAD

I LOVE EVAN

CONFESS TO ME, MOTHERFUCKERS

1/2/2010 10:32:36 PM

Quote :

"i eat a lot more than my boyfriend and i'm scared that he thinks it's disgusting.... so sometimes i eat at night when he's asleep so he won't judge me"

1/2/2010 10:33:51 PM

Quote :

"so when i was about 7 I killed my friend's sister in the woods behind our neighborhood with a large rock. I saw someone do it in a movie or tv show and i guess i thought it looked cool. I didn't really grasp life and death at the time. I freaked out and hid her in an old tobacco shack way back in there and told my friend and his parents that i saw a man take her. To this day she's still considered a missing person."

riiiiiiiiiiiight

1/2/2010 10:50:49 PM

Quote :

""

1/2/2010 11:48:00 PM

i want one!

1/2/2010 11:49:50 PM

send them!

1/3/2010 12:12:46 AM

Quote :

"Looking at the pics on my girlfriend's old laptop made me mad nostalgic. She's been through a lot of shit, and has emerged a better person. I love the new her, but I miss the hell out of the old her that made me fall in love in the first place. lol, I'm an emotional fuck"

1/3/2010 12:19:07 AM

do want confessions

1/3/2010 10:52:57 AM

Quote :

"I believe that gay marriage should exist and I vote against any kind of proposition that says otherwise but I sometimes feel there is a homophobia deep within me bc I get weirded out when I am surrounded by homosexuals making out or when the same sex hits on me. Granted, I am not a big fan of PDA but I don't want to fool myself into thinking that is the case. I even had feelings for someone of the same sex at one point and just got so weirded out by the thought of having sex that I ended the relationship. I don't want to be a homophobe. "

1/3/2010 11:31:08 AM

Quote :

"people's dominant impression of me is that i'm smart. i frequently believe they are merely being bamboozled. "

1/3/2010 11:51:41 AM

Quote :

"I feel bamboozled is a black person's word bc of the movie Bamboozled"

1/3/2010 12:03:32 PM

Quote :

"i once told people i ate 5 pounds of pepperoni, i didn't though"

1/3/2010 12:25:06 PM

Quote :

"I don't know what a Tossed Salad is... "

5 minutes later...

Quote :

"I now know what a tossed salad is.. "

1/3/2010 9:12:31 PM

i want one too!!!

1/3/2010 9:20:40 PM

OH SHIT

Quote :

"I'm pregnant. "

1/3/2010 9:30:27 PM

^is it kadwackle?


here's one:

Quote :

"I am dying to know what motivated dakota_man and karencb82 to finally get married! "

1/4/2010 1:13:00 AM

^, see ^^

1/4/2010 1:16:19 AM

ha, you could be right cause she posted a couple times recently after a long hiatus

1/4/2010 1:29:02 AM

Quote :

"i lost my underwear on new year's eve. "

1/4/2010 1:38:23 AM

confess yo shit

1/4/2010 1:40:13 AM

Send them!

1/4/2010 1:50:50 AM

Quote :

"I just saw pics of myself from NYE...it looks like I ate the me of 2 years ago I'm that chick that completely let herself go...wtf was I thinking? "

1/4/2010 1:51:44 AM

Quote :

"I have to frequently clear the browsing history on my work laptop because I'm pretty sure I'd get disciplined or fired based on some of the weird shit I search for. Most of it stems from legitimate curiosity or conversations with friends, but I think if people judged me based on searches like "nutrition value of semen" I would fail."

and now i am resisting the urge to look this up

1/4/2010 2:15:18 AM

I looked it up, it said it has a tiney amount of protien and some trace amounts potasium and sodium and vitamin E. I was hoping it would be like some nutrition shake so I could tell my wife. Someone should invent a fad diet.

1/4/2010 2:18:09 AM

Quote :

"I am a big fan of wolfpackgrrr, and her posts make me sad about all the times I've advocated using even more nuclear bombs on japan."

different person:

Quote :

"I WATCHED SIXTEEN CANDLES BY CHOICE THE OTHER DAY."

1/4/2010 2:22:24 AM

Quote :

"i once had a class with wolfpackgrrr she annoyed the piss out of me the whole time... but she could have totally gotten it."

1/4/2010 2:41:54 AM

wrong thread lol

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 7:49 PM. Reason : sd]

1/4/2010 7:48:20 PM

Quote :

"I feel bamboozled is a black person's word bc of the movie Bamboozled"

Bamboozled is also used in a famous Malcolm X quote IIRC.

After googling, it's at least in the movie

1/4/2010 7:55:24 PM

Quote :

"I know it will be worse than the first one, which was pretty bad, but I REALLY want to see the Sex and the City 2 movie "

1/5/2010 1:38:00 PM

he also said hoodwinked i think. which was also a movie. it had animated animals.

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM. Reason : I'll take confessions btw]

1/5/2010 1:44:48 PM

Quote :

"I feel like a total loser for joining eharmony "

1/5/2010 2:46:51 PM