damn jess, you may want to take the elevator instead of the stairs today

3/16/2006 9:05:00 AM

my bed

3/16/2006 9:07:09 AM

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY!@

3/16/2006 9:09:18 AM

last night was fun

damn I don't wanna do class today

3/16/2006 9:10:10 AM

last night was a good night for me too (all i did was homework and sleep though, but that's exactly what i needed, considering after i get out of my problem session today, i'm gonna be hitting up alphabet store and the grocery store, and then staying drunk for the next 2 and a half days)

3/16/2006 9:14:44 AM

MY DOG WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES!

and brett, please tell me that youre not saying that Melissa is Travis' gf again

3/16/2006 9:15:49 AM

when i got back intown from spring break, they were both downstairs watchin tv in their pajama's with the little yapper running around- they didn't expect me returning from charlotte at 1030am

[Edited on March 16, 2006 at 9:24 AM. Reason : h]

3/16/2006 9:17:04 AM

you shouldve kicked the dog, the way I kick desks

3/16/2006 9:20:00 AM

i really think if i looked at the dog funny, i'd hurt it... kicking it would probably initiate some sort of self implosion... i feel nervous around little dogs

[Edited on March 16, 2006 at 9:23 AM. Reason : little dogs = dangerous]

3/16/2006 9:21:54 AM

melissa's last day is tomorrow
but we're going to kanki at lunch to wish her well!!

3/16/2006 9:31:23 AM

awww, crap, i need to leave now to make to class

3/16/2006 9:43:56 AM

haha, they are setting up the projector we usually use for big meetings to play the ncaa tourney games here at work

I love this place

3/16/2006 9:46:24 AM

i really want that Audi

3/16/2006 9:53:21 AM

did I stutter??

3/16/2006 10:01:52 AM

i need to know those damn test results

3/16/2006 10:09:37 AM

the test results say youre positive

3/16/2006 10:13:01 AM

^i hope not... it's a test for cervical cancer..

3/16/2006 10:14:27 AM

that would be awful- hope they come back negative

3/16/2006 10:14:51 AM

ah i thought it was for pregnancy.

3/16/2006 10:15:18 AM

yea the stairs have killed me today

3/16/2006 10:59:04 AM

i don't like talking to my ex-wife

3/16/2006 11:00:08 AM

i rarely "talk" to his ex-wife...

3/16/2006 11:00:45 AM

3/16/2006 11:01:53 AM

haha, are you the one that got her knocked up?

3/16/2006 11:01:53 AM

THAT BABY AIN'T MINE

ehem...

you think you're cute
you think you're fine
but 9 months later that STILL AIN'T MINE!

3/16/2006 11:02:43 AM

IT WASN'T ME!!!

3/16/2006 11:02:53 AM

it was soooo bio

3/16/2006 11:03:48 AM

it really was... i'm sorry poopface

3/16/2006 11:04:40 AM

sad part is, it was one of my good friends that knocked her up

but i'm over it, i just hate how she talks to me and tells me how excited she is about the baby that was made out of sin!!!! But i lie and tell her i'm happy for her.

3/16/2006 11:05:01 AM

this day is going by fast but i need to do some work at some point

3/16/2006 11:06:18 AM

lunch...it looks like moe's with melissa

3/16/2006 11:06:42 AM

i guess i should actually head to class

3/16/2006 11:07:05 AM

too many cervasas last evening

3/16/2006 11:30:04 AM

Its funny how when things go bad they go really bad but when they are great they are great

3/16/2006 12:18:13 PM

^when it rains, it pours?

3/16/2006 12:18:51 PM

thanks I forgot that saying

3/16/2006 12:19:32 PM

Damn beer commercials every five minutes really makes me wanna start drinking.

3/16/2006 12:50:58 PM

then start drinking and build up your tolerance for Saint Patricks Day

3/16/2006 12:53:08 PM

i really wanna be watching basketball right now

3/16/2006 12:54:19 PM

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3/16/2006 12:56:37 PM

i think it's time for a nap.

3/16/2006 1:01:03 PM

Man I forgot how much I liked Old School Bon Jovi.

3/16/2006 1:22:51 PM

as much as I REALLY wanted to get my friends for their wedding gift the Breathalizer Key Chain they asked for...I went with the soy dishes instead

3/16/2006 1:24:37 PM

I found 4 embryos today woo hoo

3/16/2006 1:25:18 PM

crazy birth control!

3/16/2006 1:33:30 PM

damn, listening to 'party hard' by andrew w.k. just got me all pumped up to start drinking tonight

3/16/2006 1:49:24 PM

^^ ha ha we want babies from my cows

3/16/2006 1:54:46 PM

people will read again


just not if they are age 16 or under

3/16/2006 1:58:32 PM

^hahaahahahahaha

Citizen Dildo

3/16/2006 1:59:40 PM

red dress, strappy shoes..

the saddest girl ever to hold a martini

3/16/2006 2:00:25 PM