I've been shaving my legs every day

Waiting for someone to call

4/27/2008 6:06:27 PM

^ ha best way to make them call and or holler is to stop shaving your legs or shave them randomly (wear jeans, duh)

because the second you're not ready for it, they'll be all over you

4/27/2008 8:19:49 PM

^ yea, i'd have to agree with that

4/27/2008 8:20:22 PM

also be sure to wear your unsexy panties

the fun part is finding ways around your own obstacles once they start calling and hollering

its kind of like that scene in one fine day where meg ryan is in the bathroom for 2 hours once george clooney is at her house because shes in there shaving and plucking and stuff

4/27/2008 8:23:02 PM

I apologize for guy tendencies

4/27/2008 8:25:13 PM

Usually i'm a happy drunk... last night... well i still was except for too a certain person... I'm sorry for that.

4/27/2008 8:28:13 PM

I honestly debated strangling the toddler in front of me on the plane today

the only thing that stopped me was there was no place to run

4/27/2008 8:29:56 PM

after the beer fest

and a large part of a fifth of vodka

i'm sure i have something to confess in here

but i have no fucking idea what it could be

4/27/2008 8:31:32 PM

I have no idea why this happened .... but the other day at work it took everything i had to not just DECK this little kid who was walking by me.... i mean they did nothing, just minding their own business but for some reason I had the overwhelming need to lay them out...

4/27/2008 8:33:39 PM

^^^ & ^^^^ the talk bout shaving and not being ready reminds me of a day a while back where I was in an INCREADABLY ballsy mood and somehow arranged to meet this guy i knew at a motel, like right then. So i furiously jump in the shower to shave, get all girlyfied and im literally halfway to the place when the guy calls and tells me its no go

First thing that came to mind..... THAT FUCKER, I JUST SHAVED FOR THIS!!!

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : too many to's]

4/27/2008 8:34:52 PM

after spending the weekend with my niece and nephew, and two dogs, i've realized that i have no intention (or ability) to take on the responsibility of kids or animals.

maybe not ever

4/27/2008 8:35:49 PM

I confess I'd like to have been the dude meeting jen

4/27/2008 8:40:15 PM

I'M BORED

4/27/2008 8:44:30 PM

I should be studying.

I am not.

4/27/2008 8:44:57 PM

I wish I had sleeping pills so I could fast forward to tomorrow morning

4/27/2008 8:47:24 PM

Quote :

"I should be studying. I am not."

4/27/2008 8:54:58 PM

Quote :

""I should be studying. I am not.""

this really sucks, im is such a steller peppy upbeat mood

4/27/2008 8:57:29 PM

I shouldn't be studying

so I'm not

4/27/2008 9:00:29 PM

I generally get paralyzed by anxiety when I have this much to do

damn it

4/27/2008 9:10:51 PM

xanax for you

4/27/2008 9:15:42 PM

^ Only thing that has ever gotten me to sleep effectively, but haven't had any for a LONG time

I guess I am gonna sit here and doodle till it's time for bed

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : .]

4/27/2008 9:22:16 PM

yep

you should totally draw a portrait of me

4/27/2008 9:22:59 PM

Quote :

"^ Only thing that has ever gotten me to sleep effectively, but haven't had any for a LONG time I guess I am gonna sit here and doodle till it's time for bed"

I took like 1/3 of one once and slept for something like 14 hours straight... I guess I'm too laid back and sleep too easily to take something like that

I've never liked any benzo's though... or weed for that matter

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : damn leavin out words and shit, hangover ftl]

4/27/2008 9:25:31 PM

14 hours of straight sleep is a beautiful thing when it takes you 1-2 hours to fall asleep and you wake up every 2-3 hours or so

4/27/2008 9:34:20 PM

yeah I just dont even understand how people can't sleep... like is it from anxiety and worrying about shit or do you just lay there and never go to sleep??

4/27/2008 10:44:32 PM

^Both. Just can't stop thinking sometimes.

4/27/2008 10:46:04 PM

mine is usually cause i cant stop worrying about something that i dont have much control over

4/27/2008 10:46:48 PM

yea that seems to be what it is for most people i know that cant sleep.. i just dont really care about much so i dunno, i've always been able to sleep basically as much as i want to..

i think i'd have me a xanax 'script if i had that problem though--I can not function without 8 hours of sleep every night

4/27/2008 10:49:04 PM

I have some of the worst anxiety in the world and i can fall asleep easy, it's cause it's the only way to escape stress and everyone is safe in sleep!

4/27/2008 10:50:10 PM

Im not totally fucked. I still have time.


But god damn, it feels like im already fucked.

4/27/2008 10:53:08 PM

Quote :

"Im not totally fucked. I still have time. But god damn, it feels like im already fucked."

4/27/2008 11:04:56 PM

funny enough, the way i fall asleep is by thinking about things

or peoples

4/27/2008 11:22:00 PM

sounds like someone has fantasies

its ok, i do the same

4/27/2008 11:24:04 PM

everyone has fantasies

4/27/2008 11:31:02 PM

If I'm not tired but I know I really need to get to sleep (or else I'll be a zombie the next day), I'll sometimes try that.

4/27/2008 11:32:17 PM

i totally get crushes on my professors

4/28/2008 11:54:09 AM

me too....c kline is so fine...

4/28/2008 11:55:16 AM

^I heart that woman!!! You should take a trip with her!!!

4/28/2008 11:56:32 AM

haha we did...went to edgecombe county to make a master plan...cant believe she married someone on e harmoney

4/28/2008 11:57:27 AM

I like the Esso Club in Clemson better than any bar in Raleigh.....

even East Village

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : asdfs]

4/28/2008 12:58:41 PM

i wish i could experiment on women like i experimented on my roomates dog

4/28/2008 1:04:31 PM

^ Probably something you don't want to confess.

RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!!!!

4/28/2008 1:07:00 PM

it looks like a cool place
i love the history

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESSO_Club

4/28/2008 1:07:44 PM

^^^
/TWW

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 1:07 PM. Reason : ^]

4/28/2008 1:07:44 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man thats disgusting..i didnt mean the exact same thing...i mean just experimenting on females...like i could do whatever i wanted and see what happened

4/28/2008 1:08:16 PM

I'm scared to change my major to English...

4/28/2008 1:08:32 PM

^^^^i was in clemson for the SC cattlemen's association conference this past weekend and my boss told me to go there and drink a beer for him since he bartended there when he was at clemson....

it's a complete dive...but apparently the place to be

4/28/2008 1:11:40 PM

^^♥ english majors

4/28/2008 1:13:09 PM

I ♣ them

4/28/2008 1:18:23 PM

4/28/2008 1:19:16 PM