i've had sex with myself in my car

it was the only time i've had sex with someone i really loved

3/18/2006 5:25:16 PM

i have never had sex in a car period

3/18/2006 5:26:41 PM

just wait until you see danny's car!

3/18/2006 5:27:06 PM

my sister in law leaves tomorrow for africa to start her business

this looks so awesome...

http://www.nativeexpeditions.com

gah i'm so jealous!!! and of course very happy and proud

3/18/2006 5:27:23 PM

i have a stick

3/18/2006 5:29:57 PM

i bet i can drive that stick better than you

3/18/2006 5:31:37 PM

i'm gonna let my exhaust out all over you

3/18/2006 5:32:39 PM

3/18/2006 5:33:23 PM

3/18/2006 5:34:33 PM

fine.. but clean up after yourself...

3/18/2006 5:37:13 PM

shut up you dirty smelly pirate hooker

3/18/2006 5:38:05 PM

3/18/2006 5:39:14 PM

3/18/2006 5:40:19 PM

3/18/2006 5:43:37 PM

old car but different color

[Edited on March 18, 2006 at 5:47 PM. Reason : haha]

3/18/2006 5:47:43 PM

yeah my car is a piece too

3/18/2006 5:48:46 PM

^^hahahahahahahahaha, yours was WAY worse


^

3/18/2006 5:50:29 PM

it looked just like that!


except it was green

3/18/2006 5:50:59 PM

and the inside of it smelled like Indian food

3/18/2006 5:52:14 PM

only when you were in it!

3/18/2006 5:52:59 PM

there were seman stains everywhere

3/18/2006 5:54:36 PM

that wasn't until AFTER i let you borrow it

3/18/2006 5:55:14 PM

yeah, thanks, i had such a good time at Legends that night

3/18/2006 5:57:12 PM

legends is fun on goth night when you wear pink

3/18/2006 6:01:49 PM

i met the nicest guy at legends

3/18/2006 6:03:00 PM

i met a cowboy... I stole his hat and he got pissed

3/18/2006 6:03:37 PM

i met a cowboy too....with just chaps on

3/18/2006 6:09:19 PM

i hope you smacked that ass.. if not I'll just have to smack yours

3/18/2006 6:13:43 PM

i have a leather mask with a zipper over the mouth

3/18/2006 6:19:49 PM

are u gonna wear it?!

3/18/2006 6:20:50 PM

when?

3/18/2006 6:21:28 PM

3/18/2006 6:22:55 PM

^ladies love it

3/18/2006 6:23:36 PM

actually it scares most

3/18/2006 6:24:36 PM

thats number one to a woman's heart

3/18/2006 6:25:09 PM

the taint is the #1 key to my heart

3/18/2006 6:27:18 PM

i noticed...

3/18/2006 6:28:09 PM

just touch it

3/18/2006 6:31:25 PM

ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the poopface/jmwock show

3/18/2006 6:31:44 PM

how much are tickets?

[Edited on March 18, 2006 at 6:33 PM. Reason : and damn i was just thinking about LL Cool J and then he came on tv ]

3/18/2006 6:32:45 PM

i'll take $1 to take my pants off

and $2 to shake it

3/18/2006 6:33:55 PM

charging for that now? i used to get it for free

3/18/2006 6:35:03 PM

i knew you were a cheap whore

3/18/2006 6:35:19 PM

i was thinking that it was a ripoff!

3/18/2006 6:35:28 PM

haha, saps, remember when i used to whip my dick out in public places?

3/18/2006 6:36:36 PM

i am a little more pricey... just ad 50 cents more and there u have it

3/18/2006 6:37:00 PM

whats with the "used to" crap, i'm pretty sure your public shows arent over yet

[Edited on March 18, 2006 at 6:38 PM. Reason : now i wanna find the pic from wilmington of you pantsless in the bar]

3/18/2006 6:37:58 PM

^^yeah, but i can make it slap up against my leg, what are you gonna do?

^it's a public/ pubic service

[Edited on March 18, 2006 at 6:39 PM. Reason : sfsdfsdf]

3/18/2006 6:38:17 PM

ohhh man i wanna see this.. send those pics my way

3/18/2006 6:41:28 PM

i have those on my computer.......

i used to chase girls in the club with it, haha

3/18/2006 6:43:21 PM