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"I am jealous of you always getting the first post of so many pages of so many threads "

1/11/2010 10:29:20 PM

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"I think global warming is actually a conspiracy, but I don't feel like pissing off my hippie friends and having a massive argument about it so I keep it to myself"

1/11/2010 10:31:09 PM

I would like some confessions

Primarily for the (hopefully) ensuing conversations

1/11/2010 10:39:51 PM

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"That threesome thread from a while back has actually got me thinking that I want to try one. unfortunately i have no clue how one would even get into something like that, lol."

1/11/2010 10:54:48 PM

send me some.

1/12/2010 12:55:26 AM

I, too, want random confessions

1/12/2010 12:56:47 AM

I deserve to hear your juicey stories.

1/12/2010 1:13:10 AM

anyone?

1/12/2010 3:31:46 AM

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"About the Godfather series....I haven't seen any of the flicks "

1/12/2010 11:54:18 AM

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"I met my ta today and there is something there, some sort of initial attraction that I haven't felt for someone in years. I want it "

I hope you get what you want

1/12/2010 9:27:17 PM

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"McDanger is really one of the worst people on this site."

1/13/2010 9:56:43 PM

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"I think that sawahash is a pretty chill chick. She's really nice, and likes pirates. "

1/13/2010 10:04:40 PM

i want some confessions yo. i feel neglected.

1/13/2010 10:05:35 PM

^^aww that's sweet!

1/13/2010 11:27:27 PM

up for some confessions.

1/13/2010 11:40:13 PM

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"I hate all these threads making jokes about the earthquake"

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"i will go to vegas with a wolfwebber"

[Edited on January 13, 2010 at 11:55 PM. Reason : /]

1/13/2010 11:48:05 PM

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"I don't know how to tell my (new) boss that I'm quitting. I was gonna talk to him today, but he's out. Regardless, I ain't doing shit for the next two weeks, anyways. I'm hoping he goes "Ok, bye, then" upon receipt of notice"

1/14/2010 1:09:55 PM

I'm down for some confessions

1/14/2010 1:14:08 PM

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"Have a date tonight. I'm going to wear what I've been wearing all day, I'm not shaving, & I doubt I'll even offer to pick up her half of the tab either. Wonder what my chances of a 2nd date will be"

1/14/2010 5:03:05 PM

^why even go on the date if you're not that interested

1/14/2010 5:22:14 PM

maybe he wants to show her who he really is and see if she will appreciate that

1/14/2010 5:22:56 PM

cuz a ho will suck that dick

1/14/2010 5:23:03 PM

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"cuz a ho will suck that dick"

1/14/2010 5:24:05 PM

Not if he is stinky

1/14/2010 5:24:36 PM

This is the first time I've read any of this thread

1/14/2010 5:25:49 PM

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"I wish I had Hank Hills blue chip mentality, and his overall morals and respect for the law even if his respect is a little extreme. I also wish i had his propensity to keep up with maintenance and warrantied service. I admire Hank Hill. "

1/14/2010 5:31:22 PM

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"I dated girl A for a little over two years, and while I adored her and loved being with her, she always was more into it than I was and I was hesitant to call her my girlfriend. There was a year or more in there where I did, however, and was faithful to that. In the months prior I was not, nor in the months following the breakup where we still continued to see each other. Now in those months after the breakup we resumed business as usual but I never considered us officially "together" again even though I was somewhat aware that she did. So in my mind, when I met girl B in December and fell for her more quickly than anyone in the past, I was not cheating on girl A but simply moving on. I was errantly content in letting my relationship with A evaporate naturally. But after a discussion a few days after the new year where I ended all ties with girl A and admitted everything about B, I feel like the lowest scum ever ejected from a sinus cavity. While I felt single, I also knew there was a good girl out there that didn't feel the same and is now not only heartbroken, but feels rejected, cheated, and has lost all faith in the one person she felt she could trust. And while I don't want to be in a relationship with girl A, I love her with all my heart and would take a bullet for her. I can deceive myself all I want but for all intents and purposes, I cheated on her. I've never done that, and I'm not that kind of guy. I'm disgusted with my handling of the matter, heartbroken because of what I've done to an amazing person who loved me unconditionally, and I feel as if the beginning of a potentially great relationship with girl B will always be tainted by my actions."

1/14/2010 6:13:32 PM

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"I've been in Girl B's exact position before in your previous confession. Did not end well because she (he in the confession) never got over what she did to him. It sucks because I think the relationship would have prospered given another set of circumstances and it will take me awhile to get over that fact."

1/14/2010 7:33:13 PM

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"I absolutely love this porno. It's definitely in the top 3, if not my absolute favorite. This chick is such a turn on it's not even funny. I especially love the, "no no no no YES YES YES YES!" part... That and when she "growls" and smacks the side of the couch. Oh. God. Yes. She is amazing. http://www.redtube.com/25848"

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"I like to collect shirts/sweatshirts from the guys I date. I consider it my trophy. "

1/14/2010 10:01:22 PM

I want confessions...........

1/14/2010 10:06:29 PM

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"I moved 2 weeks ago & the extent of my unpacking has been putting my bed together & putting sheets on it"

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"i was actually fairly impressed with how you looked when i saw you in person."

hmmmm haha

1/14/2010 10:24:36 PM

I'm open to confessions too....

1/14/2010 10:25:12 PM

holy shit I really am in the previous page. I really thought it was a script.

1/15/2010 12:11:03 AM

heh, yep.

1/15/2010 12:12:12 AM

any confessions?

1/15/2010 3:06:51 PM

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"Blackbeard told me I was his #1. I totally let him do me so that I'd be his #1. I rode him like hardcore, like Gumby does Pokey (In The Lost Episode, if you ever watched it). Then I find out you're his #1. This was a sad day. A very sad day indeed."

1/15/2010 4:04:48 PM

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"My last thought before falling asleep last night was of the FANTASTIC booger I picked right before bed. Fond memories "

1/15/2010 4:35:17 PM

haha picking boogies is funny

1/15/2010 4:38:44 PM

lol, you call them boogies too? i think i love you

1/15/2010 4:41:48 PM

update to:

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""I don't know how to tell my (new) boss that I'm quitting. I was gonna talk to him today, but he's out. Regardless, I ain't doing shit for the next two weeks, anyways. I'm hoping he goes "Ok, bye, then" upon receipt of notice""

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"the hardest part about telling my boss I'm quitting was holding in a massive fart (fart richter of at least a 7.5). It was a fart even zxappeal dreams of ripping. "

1/15/2010 4:41:57 PM

^^match made in heaven.

1/15/2010 5:07:10 PM

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"this is one of my favorite pornos. that other porno confession you got was "meh" compared to this. http://www.spankwire.com/Marcellinha-Co-brazilian-Orgy/video192428/"

1/15/2010 5:12:29 PM

^approved

1/15/2010 6:36:15 PM

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"I would bwn djeternal, th3oretecht, BigHitSunday, and shmorri2"

1/15/2010 7:32:43 PM

are you sending yourself pm confessions again?

1/15/2010 11:26:38 PM

no cause if i had written that, your name would you be on it


(oh snap!)

1/15/2010 11:27:46 PM

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1/15/2010 11:28:28 PM

snap!

1/15/2010 11:29:23 PM

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1/15/2010 11:31:19 PM