^^puke and rally

3/26/2006 3:56:16 PM

the cookies are lookin great folks, fill yer cups up with milk cause they're coming out soon

3/26/2006 3:59:22 PM

my cookies are done

3/26/2006 4:13:01 PM

i want a dog

3/26/2006 4:15:17 PM

i want another dog too

3/26/2006 4:16:51 PM

he screamed at me until I asked him to leave
he called me and threatened me
thank God for my neighbors
finally passed out at 5 am and woke up at 3 this afternoon
no way am I ever going to bed at a decent time tonight
so glad tomorrow is a workday

3/26/2006 4:40:55 PM

is this the guy you were so excited about a few weeks ago?

sucks how things change

3/26/2006 4:42:07 PM

^^WTF

3/26/2006 4:43:22 PM

yep- turns out he has a violent streak in him

3/26/2006 4:43:25 PM

sorry to hear that

3/26/2006 4:44:47 PM

at least he didn't hit me. I thought he was going to. and at least my neighbors, though drunk, were home to help me check the parking lot to make sure he left.

sometimes life sucks- at least now I dont have to worry about him ever again

3/26/2006 4:46:03 PM

3/26/2006 4:54:20 PM

check out my status name!

3/26/2006 4:54:47 PM

^^ How have you been? It's been forever, hasn't it?

[Edited on March 26, 2006 at 4:55 PM. Reason : . Nick]

3/26/2006 4:55:15 PM

hahahah wtf tww

3/26/2006 4:57:52 PM

That is actually good advertising^

3/26/2006 4:59:19 PM

great site to put the ad at

3/26/2006 5:01:39 PM

it's so funny when cats try to come on the back deck...they peer around the corner and look for sabrina.

it's even more fun to unleash the dog and watch them run off

3/26/2006 5:03:04 PM

bethaleigh is dumb ([OLD])

Quote :

"great site to put the ad at"

yeah, but the participants can't have herp 1 or 2...which rules out something like 80% of females in the US.

3/26/2006 5:10:01 PM

ah worked 9:30 am - 11:45 pm.... I think that I deserve a 40 oz day

3/26/2006 5:10:40 PM

Quote :

"An NCchrisSU quote: "Feels like I'm lubing up my lips.""

3/26/2006 5:26:02 PM

haha fuck you

3/26/2006 5:32:01 PM

george mason is in the final four

3/26/2006 5:33:25 PM

blah

[Edited on March 26, 2006 at 5:36 PM. Reason : sdfsdf]

3/26/2006 5:35:47 PM

why are you still at work? isnt it late there?

3/26/2006 5:36:30 PM

yeah, it's almost 2 am.....and i'm leaving now

3/26/2006 5:37:12 PM

later butthead!!!!!!!!!

3/26/2006 5:37:58 PM

later Beavis

3/26/2006 5:38:18 PM

whats the name of those sound things in that grassy area next to the brickyard? u no, where u can sit in one on one side and hear the people whispering on the other side?

3/26/2006 5:40:57 PM

Quote :

"Mother: Hi Justin! This is your mother it is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya. Take care honey, I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye! (Verse 1) I have to block out thoughts of you, so i don't loose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted this (Chorus) Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you Hate me and wait, yeah wait for it to swollow Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you "

3/26/2006 5:46:43 PM

goddamn
i need a car

3/26/2006 5:47:01 PM

need to edit this paper and write another one so i can watch the soprano's tonight

3/26/2006 6:00:01 PM

nascar is funny

3/26/2006 6:04:57 PM

i want candy

3/26/2006 6:35:51 PM

If i ever raise kids, they're going to be astonishingly well-mannered.

3/26/2006 6:39:05 PM

^Mine are gonna be the most cultured little bastards on the planet...

...who happen to be prone to injury.

3/26/2006 6:44:04 PM

Nicole Nordeman's music makes me feel better

3/26/2006 6:45:13 PM

i was close


GMU is second

3/26/2006 6:50:51 PM

what do i want for dinna??

3/26/2006 7:17:32 PM

rosemary chicken and polenta

3/26/2006 7:25:30 PM

ok i just got this dumb shit posted as a bulletin on myspace and i would like to address it here

Quote :

"Guy Facts When a guy calls u he wants to be with you no, he wants sex When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... no, he's thinkin about what you look like naked When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong no, it means he gave the fuck up cuz it was the only way to finally shut your nagging ass up When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it no, this translates to 'leave me the fuck alone woman' When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do? no, once again he's wondering what kind of underwear you have on When you're laying your head on a guy's chest he has the world no, he has a stiff arm the next morning, lay your head in his lap, thats a little closer to him 'having the world' When a guy calls you everyday he is in love no, he's a stalker When a (good) guy say he loves you he means it maybe, or maybe he'll just say anything to get in them pants When a guy says he can't live without you he's with you till your done ok thats just pathetic, this guy should turn in his balls, he wont be needing them When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else what the fuck is this gay ass shit, i miss you means i miss you, why are you tryint o gay it up with all this wordy wannabe romantic bullshit"

ahahahahaha you just KNOW some chick wrote that shit

3/26/2006 7:31:11 PM

some angry psycho chick probably

3/26/2006 7:56:45 PM

only time ani difranco became mainstream...the beginning of My Best FRiend's WEdding...yep...that's her singing folks!!!!!! not the girl...but the voice

3/26/2006 8:01:03 PM

lk
ani-d

3/26/2006 8:02:45 PM

did you add in the bold stuff yourself saps or was it exactly like that?
some bitch who believes that deserves to get her heart stepped on
dumbass

3/26/2006 8:05:35 PM

^ word for word

3/26/2006 8:06:17 PM

Quote :

"some angry psycho chick probably"

aha i added in the bolded parts

3/26/2006 8:06:44 PM

my body thinks it's noon

3/26/2006 8:06:44 PM

haha wow, maybe a 13 yr old girl wrote it thinking about those fairytale stories she reads every night
boy is she in for a surprise

3/26/2006 8:07:24 PM

well i figured some angry ex probably sent that to you personally with no bolded parts needed!!!

3/26/2006 8:08:17 PM