send me confessions dorks!

1/15/2010 11:35:37 PM

Well, it's too bad I'm not a dork, otherwise, I'd send you one. You are such an elitist

[Edited on January 16, 2010 at 5:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2010 5:42:58 PM

Quote :

"She is fucking hot. Seriously. I have a girl crush. "

1/16/2010 9:16:08 PM

she=who?

ATTN: private messenger...how about some damn antecedents?

1/16/2010 9:19:06 PM

Quote :

"i have such a girlcrush on dropdeadkate"

1/16/2010 11:54:44 PM

haha oh shit it's not script

1/16/2010 11:55:39 PM

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"i'm a girl. i exchanged dirty pics last night...with another girl. it was the first time i've ever done that. and it turned me on. "

1/16/2010 11:56:29 PM

homosexuality ITT

1/17/2010 2:55:00 AM

I've made up my own word when I was in middle school.

Lesbionage

It is derived from the word espionage. It is defined as doing lesbian acts secretly without the knowledge of others.

Oh and I know it's my word because if you try to "Define: Lesbionage" in Google, it replies:

Quote :
"No definitions were found for Lesbionage"


I feel dorky now. Oh shit, I shoulda sent this confession to sawahash

1/17/2010 1:33:09 PM

1/17/2010 3:57:07 PM

send me some fucking confessions!

1/17/2010 9:34:35 PM

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"There are two girls I could hook up with but choose not to and I don't know why. I think its because I need alcohol to actually have sex without love. I will try to have sex with these two girls within the next month because I don't like feeling like im not in control. This confession probably doesnt make any sense."

Quote :

" I'm the guy who made up that word Lesbionage "

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2010 10:04:47 PM

i wanna hear some confessions

1/17/2010 10:10:37 PM

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"I think (often) that I made the wrong career choice because I wanted kids. "

1/17/2010 10:15:19 PM

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"after my significant other wakes up, he talks like he's still in the dream. I just kissed him goodnight and the conversation went like this: him: *partly asleep* mmhmmm... I already signed it me: what'd you sign? him: mhmm me: a document? a card? him: no, my signature me: you signed your signature him: *wakes up fully* hey! you're making fun of me! me: nuh uh him: *snores* "

Quote :

"He is a TWWer and would beat me if I posted this in the "what are you thinking" thread, hence the lame confession. "

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ]

1/17/2010 10:47:17 PM

i bet its ThePeter

1/17/2010 11:00:04 PM

haha, that has to be me

1/18/2010 10:58:47 AM

it's that time again

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2010 6:48:11 PM

Gimme gimme gimme a confession before midnight.

1/18/2010 11:18:02 PM

Quote :

"I'm falling in love with my S.O. and it scares me. "

1/18/2010 11:30:51 PM

i too will take confessions.

1/18/2010 11:34:01 PM

i wanna play

1/18/2010 11:34:43 PM

oops, spose to send it someone

GOT IT

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2010 11:35:30 PM

I guess I know why my hair was so shiny.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2010 11:37:34 PM

^^ u mad

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 11:38 PM. Reason : too late ]

1/18/2010 11:37:40 PM

PM random people with confessions.

1/18/2010 11:38:16 PM

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"i don't understand how some people get into relationships so easy. i hope you like all the confessions that don't effect you... or your shampoo. "

1/18/2010 11:42:32 PM

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"i like to dress up like a girl sometimes "

1/18/2010 11:52:02 PM

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"SOILED SHAMPOO ITT"

1/18/2010 11:55:05 PM

cant force the confessions just got to let them flow.

1/18/2010 11:55:28 PM

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

1/18/2010 11:56:06 PM

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"I've made some pretty fucking risky financial moves in the past, and it's always been either a close call or I've made out on top. One day, my luck is going to run out and I'm not going to know what to do. I've got to stop making this piss poor decisions. I know I can't always win... I need to stop saying "this is the last time I'll put myself in this situation." This is really my last time. This will either make or break me. I really hope it makes me..."

1/19/2010 11:07:16 PM

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"you're one of the nicest posters on tww"

aww

1/19/2010 11:36:18 PM

i will take some confessions!

1/19/2010 11:41:58 PM

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"I have forgotten how pretty, adorably cute, and funny Jen is. My crush on her has resurfaced "

1/23/2010 4:21:21 PM

we back and open for confessions

1/25/2010 1:27:05 PM

send me confessions and/or naked pics

1/25/2010 1:32:28 PM

naked picture pm sent

1/25/2010 1:32:52 PM

naked picture pm sent

1/25/2010 1:33:49 PM

someone send me a confession. i'm home sick and would appreciate it.

1/25/2010 1:35:31 PM

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"I often wonder if someone or me posted a almost nekkid pic of me and no one knew it was me what everyone would think. "

1/25/2010 1:43:58 PM

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"I was supposed to go into a volunteer shift, but I took a long nap. By the time I got up and got ready, I'd show up almost halfway through the shift by the time I got there. I checked the sign up and two other people are supposed to be volunteering, so I emailed and said I had some stuff come up and that I couldn't make it...which is technically true. "

1/25/2010 1:53:07 PM

i'm open for confessions.

1/25/2010 4:17:29 PM

My inbos is red....send me some confessions...conversations following those are always fun!

1/25/2010 4:45:29 PM

give me yo confessions holmes

1/25/2010 6:17:09 PM

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"I've been saying 'nigga' a lot lately. Having to catch myself when out in public "

Quote :

"I think Samwise16's ring is hideous. And I feel kind of bad saying that, but I do. I don't understand why everyone likes it. "

i dunno about you but i like that ring!

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 6:19 PM. Reason : ..]

1/25/2010 6:18:46 PM

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"The guy I'm seeing is really awesome ... but he has a tramp stamp and wears bright pink MANTIES. I swear to God. Not sure if I should overlook the signs. I hope he's not gay "

1/25/2010 6:20:23 PM

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"I have bruises on my knees from sex "

1/25/2010 8:25:38 PM

ok, i'm going to bed now, but when i wake up i better have a green inbox ok

1/26/2010 12:36:25 AM

same here bro

except I'm not going to sleep

1/26/2010 12:39:36 AM