copy cat!

^That happens to me a lot haha. Such a strange feeling!

[Edited on May 9, 2008 at 9:52 AM. Reason : 79 ]

5/9/2008 9:51:50 AM

i doubt i'll move back to florida after grad school, regardless of what my family thinks

5/9/2008 10:33:30 AM

I'd probably die on vacation if my petsitter didn't have picture messaging with which to send me pictures of my cat.

5/9/2008 2:00:13 PM

i'm deeply afraid of my own success

though my main goal in life is to be successful

5/9/2008 2:18:07 PM

i am so bored right now

5/10/2008 3:12:52 AM

i hope that the next time someone needs a 3rd in any compacity that they'll think of me.

5/10/2008 3:14:33 AM

are you and your husband in an open relationship or something?

5/10/2008 3:15:29 AM

No. He's just known me for 8 years.

5/10/2008 3:17:08 AM

i'm about to smoke a cig btw

5/10/2008 3:20:16 AM

*hates you*

it has been like a year since i have had one.

5/10/2008 3:21:07 AM

you probably didnt smoke menthols anyway

5/10/2008 3:22:26 AM

nah, i did, when i smoked.

5/10/2008 3:23:59 AM

wonder if there are any wolfweb drinking games

5/10/2008 3:26:28 AM

yea, they're use to be "take a shot when dnl goes too far in a post," but there were too many cases of alcohol poisoning.

5/10/2008 3:28:42 AM

haha i prefer the "chembob says something dumb so drink half a beer"

5/10/2008 3:29:56 AM

i moved a turtle out of the middle of the road thsi morning. who wins? i'll make whoever wins very happy to be naked from the waist down.

5/10/2008 3:33:55 AM

turtles are my favorite animal

5/10/2008 3:43:14 AM

You lose! Good day, sir!

5/10/2008 3:47:38 AM

i'm such a cheap drunk

5/10/2008 3:50:44 AM

so i totally get mister bob or et cetera. i need someone to claim it right now or they can piss off.

5/10/2008 3:51:27 AM

maybe you'll pull a NC86 and get "raped" sometime

5/10/2008 3:51:30 AM

so the mister is a manager and i am slave to the manager.

5/10/2008 3:56:28 AM

Erica of Greenville, I'm gonna have you put on blackface to play that part.

naw, I'm not that racist.

5/10/2008 3:58:44 AM

Ha ha ha ha. I wouldn't officially call myself of G'vegas, at least not until a ways off from it, but word.

5/10/2008 4:18:08 AM

I have no fucking clue how to style my new haircut

5/10/2008 2:06:08 PM

I lied when I said I wanted to live alone after this lease is up.

5/12/2008 12:35:37 AM

I took a shit in my pants

5/12/2008 12:36:49 AM

i'm about to suck some guys dick off craigslist for 1000 bucks =/

5/12/2008 12:36:49 AM

damn i got like a months worth of fat to burn off

5/12/2008 6:12:37 AM

i hope craigslist works out for me tonight...

5/12/2008 11:13:58 PM

i find really shitty movies really entertaining.

john tucker must die

honey

etc

5/12/2008 11:16:11 PM

^^

5/12/2008 11:51:17 PM

its ok...so far it hasnt =/

5/12/2008 11:51:44 PM

Most chick flicks make me want to vomit

5/12/2008 11:55:24 PM

I gotz a kindergarden crush.

5/12/2008 11:57:04 PM

but i'm not in kindergarten

5/12/2008 11:58:15 PM

if tww only knew what i've got to do this week...

5/13/2008 12:01:54 AM

i didnt know that sodomy was stuff like blowjobs

5/14/2008 6:04:23 AM

lol

5/14/2008 6:23:39 AM

im on a health binge

5/14/2008 6:50:48 AM

i'm mad

so i took a huge dump

and did not flush

on purpose.

surprise!

5/14/2008 10:27:56 AM

i walked like 3 miles for nothing earlier today



need some

5/14/2008 10:28:33 AM

i think made the dump more fun than it actually was

5/14/2008 10:29:07 AM

5/14/2008 10:30:25 AM

i have figured out a way where a human really can LIVE FOREVER

i have an appointment with some officials on friday

5/14/2008 12:16:16 PM

ha.

5/14/2008 12:27:47 PM

go ahead, laugh



i'll tell your great, great , great grandchildren you said hello

5/14/2008 12:28:52 PM

as much as i like to try to convince myself that i'm not satisfied with the state of things lately...

i'm really pretty content

5/15/2008 3:57:51 PM

Quote :

"as much as i like to try to convince myself that i'm not satisfied with the state of things lately... i'm really pretty content "

I can say the same thing about my life lately as well.

but I'd put a at the end instead.

5/15/2008 3:59:49 PM

my confession.... i like the smell of my pee when i drink a lot of coffee

5/15/2008 4:01:04 PM