Well go to the Target dolla isle and find some Halloween shit and decorate a table. I know you like to cook because you're ~, so make some small little foodies for your professionals.

10/22/2008 3:14:55 PM

those arent costumes dear

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 3:16 PM. Reason : i reread, that was not clear]

10/22/2008 3:16:28 PM

i think he needs a costume

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 3:16 PM. Reason : jinx]

10/22/2008 3:16:32 PM

OH

I thought you were gonna be my boy Payne Stewart! Figured the costume was already taken care of.

10/22/2008 3:17:08 PM

well that's a backup at this point

primarily b/c i wouldnt have to buy anything other than a tamoshanter

10/22/2008 3:17:44 PM

that means he'll have to go find some knickers


which shouldn't be hard....he can just buy grown up shorts and they should work just fine



he's already got the rest of the outfit

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 3:18 PM. Reason : again with the jinx]

10/22/2008 3:18:22 PM

Yea or some larger colorful khakis and just roll them up a lil and throw on the socks.

10/22/2008 3:20:25 PM

yeah see thats the thing

i dont know how kickers work, but id assume they were different than normal rolled up slacks

10/22/2008 3:37:21 PM

they're like capri pants for dudes

10/22/2008 3:41:26 PM

so erica


how in the HELL do you know Brian Totten?

10/22/2008 5:43:06 PM

so casey

how do YOU know him?

haha he was just dating a friend of mine, but not anymore.

10/22/2008 5:59:51 PM

oh lawd

10/22/2008 6:03:53 PM

he is from back home

he dated a high school friend of mine FOREVER when we were in school

and we have a couple of mutual good friends

10/22/2008 6:08:28 PM

small world eh?

He's a very energetic guy haha

Just didn't work out with my friend though.

10/22/2008 6:10:46 PM

ok so negative on the knickers

i cant find a pair under $70 online and im going to have to overnight

10/23/2008 9:42:36 AM

You can't turn a pair of pants you already own into knickers?

10/23/2008 9:44:10 AM

you vastly overestimate my craftiness

10/23/2008 9:44:37 AM

Yea...I just thought about a great quick way to make them out of old pants you wouldn't wear again, but then I figured there's no way in hell you could be that crafty.

If I lived in Delaware I would make them for you.

10/23/2008 9:46:13 AM

wear your plaid shorts

argyle socks

long sleeve shirt

argyle vest


you'll be the coolest payne stewart ever

10/23/2008 9:47:24 AM

Quote :

"If I lived in Delaware I would make them for you."

i mean i guess i could get away with being a golfer w/o the knickers

it just missed the panache

10/23/2008 9:49:28 AM

really you can just do the tight roll on any of your khakis and it will work

10/23/2008 9:50:33 AM

Yes and then tuck the tight roll under so you don't have a huge BULGE (hehe) under your socks.

10/23/2008 9:54:45 AM

haha....yeah

10/23/2008 9:55:39 AM

i may try it out this evening.

see how wonky it looks

gonna get some zipties or some shit

ahah

10/23/2008 9:58:00 AM

Ben...you will cut off your circulation.

Go buy some elastic from Wal-Mart. Cut it to fit a little snug around your leg and knot it or something...Then you can kinda roll your khakis up around it and maybe they will stay.

10/23/2008 10:00:23 AM

or safety pins


he has loads of safety pins

10/23/2008 10:01:14 AM

Does he like to pretend he's a baby and wear diapers?

10/23/2008 10:02:05 AM

that might be it!

i've often wondered myself



that would explain the bonnets and the footies

10/23/2008 10:03:34 AM

FINALLY....I know you've been looking for answers on that topic! We now have them.

10/23/2008 10:05:29 AM

you're a genius!

10/23/2008 10:06:22 AM

10/23/2008 10:06:51 AM

i think my turkey has gone bad


so what am i going to do for lunch

10/23/2008 10:13:50 AM

I really want some raspberries.

^You should:

1. Call in a bomb threat to my building.
2. Drive to Cary
3. Eat lunchy and window shop with meeee

10/23/2008 10:16:29 AM

i wish i could

10/23/2008 10:28:20 AM

That was the smallest thing of safety pins I could find.




Phone tww'n during a meeting

10/23/2008 10:44:45 AM

i guess i should have eaten supper last night


i'm getting very shaky

10/23/2008 11:07:14 AM

YAY!

i got my free drink tickets in the mail



now i just have to find somewhere to go so i can use them

10/23/2008 11:13:28 AM

Quote :

"3. Eat lunchy and window shop with meeee"

I WILL WINDOW SHOP WITH YOU SON.

10/23/2008 11:14:52 AM

I will help you use free drink tickets hahahaha

^I will shop and you can buy!...oh and I was walking my dog last night and went by your window and almost started yelling for my sour children I refrained since it was like 10 at night.

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : e]

10/23/2008 11:16:41 AM

OK SON, YOU CAN BUY AND I CAN SHOP!!! THAT SOUNDS GREAT!!!

10/23/2008 11:17:16 AM

10/23/2008 11:17:38 AM

i can either make a sandwich here or spend my last $3 on a kid's meal at chick-fil-a


either way i'm going to eat a sandwich today or tomorrow and have to go out the other day

10/23/2008 11:24:57 AM

OH DAMN

this is 100% on the money

Quote :

"Your Hidden Passion Number is 5 You love travel, change, and new challenges. You are highly adaptable and versatile. You have a talent for languages, and are generally good with words. Writing, promotion, and public relations work suit you perfectly. You are sensual and a bit impulsive. You love to satisfy your senses, which can get you into trouble. Overindulgence in food, drink, sex, and drugs are common among people with too many 5s -- six or more. You are resourceful and original. You have a good sense of humor and a quick tongue. Your desire for freedom is extremely strong and it will take effort and discipline to stick with whatever it is you started. There is a tendency to give up a project or situation prematurely. You may be interested in too many things, which can make it hard for you to apply yourself to one area successfully. You are very unconventional. Commitment in relationships and your work is fundamental to your happiness. You may have a tendency to wander from person to person, job to job, making depth of relationship or deep expertise difficult."

10/23/2008 11:50:01 AM

5 what

10/23/2008 11:51:07 AM

it has something to do with my name

but other than "unconventional" i can't find anything in there that's off

10/23/2008 11:55:31 AM

i'm really not sure how i have managed to get as worked up as i am


i'm so irritated and getting iller by the moment


like on the verge of tears pissed and annoyed


this isn't cool

10/23/2008 12:58:35 PM

Would you like a daily cleav newletter?

10/23/2008 12:59:15 PM

only if this fucking ad i'm waiting for is somewhere in it

10/23/2008 12:59:49 PM

^^^ NAW SON, YOU CAN'T BE UPSET SON.

THIS IS TDUB SON. JUST THINK ABOUT CHEST HAIR.

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 1:00 PM. Reason : ^]

10/23/2008 1:00:22 PM

so you want me to be sick instead of annoyed

10/23/2008 1:00:52 PM