co co co cold hearted

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssnake

1/30/2006 10:23:25 AM

1/30/2006 3:28:26 PM

aha

1/30/2006 6:59:37 PM

Stolen from the thread in Chit Chat

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=snakes+on+a+plane

1/30/2006 11:30:22 PM

2/2/2006 1:09:17 AM

from Chit Chat

2/7/2006 1:36:07 AM

^send it back to chit chat. not funny

2/7/2006 2:07:40 AM

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/

2/15/2006 11:54:31 AM

joel has a major crush on this movie

2/15/2006 11:57:21 AM

i hear this was stolen from something awful. any word on this?

2/15/2006 6:37:43 PM

2/15/2006 7:14:20 PM

might have been done b4. oh well.

[Edited on February 15, 2006 at 8:49 PM. Reason : fksdjfh]

2/15/2006 8:49:10 PM

http://snakeswiki.ytmnd.com/

2/15/2006 9:10:56 PM

Quote :

"i hear this was stolen from something awful. any word on this?"

I'm pretty sure I pointed out that the original image was from there in the first couple pages. I didn't try to get people to create all the photoshops though. Other people created and stole stuff

2/15/2006 11:48:24 PM

"See the Snakes On A Plane, Feel the Shine."

Hahahaha, that was on the sloganizer from chit chat, thought it was pretty funny.

2/16/2006 3:26:03 AM

no

2/16/2006 10:14:46 AM

Damn, THE John Candy rose from the dead JUST to reprise his role for this movie? This one's gonna be big folks!

2/16/2006 11:03:17 AM

2/18/2006 3:05:28 PM

i'm trying to be stupid!

2/18/2006 3:49:20 PM

2/18/2006 3:52:24 PM

i spent more time figuring out what moogoogaipan had to do with lo mein than anything else

2/18/2006 4:00:33 PM

both chinese dishes - pan-am / plane

2/18/2006 4:04:29 PM

That can be your x-mas present to me, chixn.

2/19/2006 12:58:26 AM

im listening to nirvana... on a plain

and i thought of this thread.

2/24/2006 1:30:59 PM

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2701810?htv=12

FAN MADE SNAKES ON A PLANE

3/3/2006 2:06:43 PM

I just had to rip off Woodfoot.



[Edited on March 3, 2006 at 2:30 PM. Reason : img]

3/3/2006 2:29:59 PM

holler at your boy, Trav

3/3/2006 3:19:59 PM

That video was a bit of a letdown.

3/6/2006 9:23:20 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4


THE OFFICIAL TRAILER!!!!

3/17/2006 11:12:33 AM

Ha Ha I like the fat bitch who has the snake come out of her dress. That is the most action she has gotten in decades.

3/17/2006 5:05:55 PM

^^Now thats more like it

3/17/2006 6:58:45 PM

i predict a box office hit.

3/17/2006 7:00:39 PM

I AM hoping to see the real deal though, and not so much cgi.
There's gotta be a badass mother snake too, you know it.

[Edited on March 17, 2006 at 7:07 PM. Reason : "mother" as in the source of all the snakish evil]

3/17/2006 7:02:43 PM

3/18/2006 5:54:07 AM

This my first attempt, I couldn't resist







[Edited on March 18, 2006 at 6:19 AM. Reason : all about the ms-paint mothafucka]

3/18/2006 6:13:09 AM

ha, here's a blogpost from last year from a screenwriter who worked on the movie.
http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/snakes-on-motherfucking-plane.html

a teaser:

Quote :

"So I get on the phone. It's a conference call and I think maybe three people are on the phone and one's an old friend of mine and she and I do most of the talking. But here's the salient part and it comes early: ME: "Oh my God I just have to say first and foremost that SNAKES ON A PLANE is the single greatest movie title of all time. I'm even using it as a zen koan. You have to promise me if I sign on to rewrite this you will NEVER change the title to something sort of generic and stupid like FLIGHT ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FUCK." AWKWARD SILENCE ME: "You're changing the title aren't you?" OLD FRIEND: Well, we were thinking, we need to make it a little scarier, a little more thriller-y, something not so camp..." ME: But...it's SNAKES ON A PLANE. Needless to say things go downhill fast from there. I become sort of ornery and nitpicky on the phone and do the thing that studio executives and my wife hate more than anything: I bring up problems without providing any sort of solutions. People hate that."

3/18/2006 8:37:03 AM

my first two attempts:





-ZiP!-

3/18/2006 12:04:25 PM

bttt

-ZiP!-

3/19/2006 7:39:33 PM

Quote :

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3/20/2006 12:15:42 AM

the trailer for this is out

3/20/2006 12:37:19 AM

3/20/2006 12:41:51 AM

3/20/2006 1:01:53 AM

3/20/2006 1:23:57 AM

3/22/2006 11:31:07 PM

Quote :

"The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver. In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie. When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded. In the film, Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive."

http://comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=13746

3/23/2006 11:30:29 AM

Quote :

"And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded."

"THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE."

3/23/2006 11:31:35 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060323/en_nm/snakes_dc

Quote :

"LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - As film back-stories go, this one is fairly serpentine. The Samuel L. Jackson thriller "Snakes on a Plane," which wrapped last September in Vancouver, went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, distributor New Line Cinema decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie, which is not scheduled to be released until August 18. Jackson stars as an FBI agent who has to fight a planeload of snakes unleashed by an assassin bent on killing a witness in protective custody. Sight unseen, the movie has grown from something of a joke into a phenomenon slithering untamed throughout the Internet. As a movie whose fan base has grown spontaneously and organically, "Snakes" is relatively rare. Intense fan reaction to movies most often is associated with titles that have established themselves in other media, such as comic book movies or fantasy novels, before making their way to the screen. Or it becomes attached to surprise hits, like the original "Star Wars," that develop massive cult followings once they are released. But original movies that develop a big prerelease following are uncommon. Artisan Entertainment pulled off that trick in 1999 with its viral Internet campaign for "The Blair Witch Project," but that success has not been easily duplicated. "Snakes," directed by David R. Ellis from an original script by John Heffernan (with rewrites by four scribes), barely has an official Web site at the moment. But the movie already is the talk of a certain segment of the Net without any real prodding on the part of New Line. It all started with the provocative and buzzworthy, if also reductive, title. New Line picked up the script after Paramount put it on the backburner in March 2003 -- in the wake of September 11, terror-on-a-plane movies had fallen out of favor. And even within New Line, there were skeptics who viewed "Snakes on a Plane" as nothing but a simple programmer with a "stupid title." After Jackson came on board, the title was upgraded to the more generic "Pacific Air Flight 121." The studio said it was a temporary moniker being used for "casting purposes." Executives were searching for something that was more thriller-like and less campy. According to sources, Jackson's camp also was in favor of a title change. "Who wants to be in a movie called 'Snakes on a Plane'?" asked one talent agent at the time, seeming to echo the studio's concerns. But once production began, a funny thing happened. Movie fans began noticing the black sheep of the New Line slate. They seized upon the title and created fan sites, blogs, T-shirts, poems, fiction and songs. The title itself, sometimes abbreviated as "SoaP," has emerged as Internet-speak for fatalistic sentiments that range from c'est la vie to "s--- happens." "The title is so clear and so straightforward," said Brian Finkelstein, a Washington, D.C., native who created the blog http://www.Snakesonablog.com and who hopes to score tickets to the movie's premiere. "You know exactly what you're going to get." Like Harry Potter, whose first suggestion that he's got magic on his hands comes when he discovers he can talk to snakes in their language, New Line got the message. Deciding that so many anonymous fans couldn't be wrong, the studio decided to revert to the movie's original title. Jackson publicly endorsed the move. "That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title," Jackson told entertainment site http://www.Collider.com. He added, "You either want to see that, or you don't." New Line executives, concerned that it is too early to discuss the movie, declined comment. But sources now insist the studio never abandoned the "Snakes" title in the first place and that "Pacific Air" was just an internal working title. In any event, "Snakes"-ophiles already were hard at work. Chris Rohan of Bethesda, Md., created an elaborate, R-rated audio trailer that lovingly mocks the title and movie. "It's a genius title," Rohan said. "It's so stupid it's great. It invites satire, but it's something you just love. It's something I can't explain. You either get it or you don't." The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother snakes off the mother plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie. Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded. Those involved with the film said the reshoots weren't prompted by fans but rather by the existing footage that already was a hairline into R territory. Within the studio, the thinking was, "We're already going to get an R, why not go all the way?" But the filmmakers do concede that the Jackson line will be in the movie for the sake of the fans. "

3/23/2006 1:15:47 PM

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3/23/2006 1:55:40 PM

there ya go

3/23/2006 3:41:44 PM

I'm stoked about that movie, this is my lastest inspiration courtesy of that preview

3/23/2006 6:01:12 PM