Dugg Fist Her

4/19/2010 11:37:55 PM

9 more outs

4/19/2010 11:38:16 PM

Nick Markakis has been relatively shit for my fantasy team, but he broke up the Fisting

4/19/2010 11:59:13 PM

Quote :

"I feel as if you're trying to make a joke that either I don't get or isn't worth getting Explain yourself"

No joke, just padding. I also misread a Yahoo article.

Will the fucking Orioles play baseball?

4/20/2010 12:51:31 AM

^^I feel your pain. I had him last year as well. He started well, was awful in the mid-season, and then would be on a tear or a miserable slump the rest of the year. It was difficult to figure out what to do with him.

4/20/2010 1:56:10 AM

mets have a no-hitter going right now..posting this to jinx the hell out of it

4/20/2010 8:20:57 PM

my job is done. thanks

4/20/2010 8:22:22 PM

fuck off

and there goes that.

4/20/2010 8:22:24 PM

Roy Halladay perfect game through 3

just 18 outs to go!

4/21/2010 8:11:06 PM

good job sir

4/21/2010 8:16:01 PM

problem solved

4/21/2010 8:17:14 PM

Liriano with a no-no through 2/3! oh shit theres a single...oh shit 3 K's in the inning, only 17 to go to tie the K record!

4/21/2010 8:21:06 PM

Bark Muehrle has faced 3 batters and has 3 K

4/21/2010 8:27:40 PM

^did that trend continue? i didn't see the game

4/21/2010 10:09:23 PM

lol NOPE

4/21/2010 10:26:10 PM

Philip T Hughes thru 6

4/21/2010 11:40:44 PM

i was hoping this wouldn't get bumped as I proudly own Mr. Hughes

4/21/2010 11:49:15 PM

Girardi will break up the no-no

4/21/2010 11:57:28 PM

conveniently, i also own Mariano Rivera

combined no-hitter would be A-OK

4/21/2010 11:59:00 PM

Kyle Davies is only 5 innings in, but its against the impotent Seattle lineup so I'm gonna go ahead and post

4/26/2010 9:30:17 PM

In other news, Kyle Davies is apparently still alive

4/26/2010 9:34:52 PM

If I wasn't a fan of a team in his division, I'd probably have no idea he pitched for Kansas City

4/26/2010 9:35:43 PM

I remember being at the coast, watching his debut in Fenway and telling everyone THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT SMOLTZ

4/26/2010 9:38:05 PM

I think thats called 'pulling a Ben McDonald'

or maybe a Todd Van Poppel

4/26/2010 9:39:44 PM

and in his 3rd plate appearance of the game, Ichiro gets a single

SUCK IT DAVIES

4/26/2010 9:45:04 PM

you assholes. it might be the only time the royals get on tv, and you have to go ruin it by posting in this thread

4/26/2010 10:35:13 PM

Quote :

"it might be the only time the royals get on tv"

lolwut

I watched it on the MLB package...all the Royals games are on TV for me unless they're playing Baltimore

the main reason I bumped it is because I have King Felix on my fantasy team and KC is still up 3-0 right now after 8

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

4/26/2010 10:44:35 PM

Quote :

"....unless they're playing Baltimore"

FUCK MASN.

4/26/2010 10:46:28 PM

I say fuck both MASN and Time Warner Cable, I don't really know who to blame so I blame them both!

I also used to get probably 60-80 Reds games on either FSN or FSS but no more

4/26/2010 10:48:04 PM

regular cable tv.. i don't got that MLB package shit..

ok not the game, just that the Royals got some recognition on ESPN.. sorry

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : ~]

4/26/2010 10:48:37 PM

How's the ol' Poisson distribution coming along?

4/26/2010 10:49:03 PM

was it on regular cable? what network chose to to televise a Mariners Royals game?

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : word...like i said i'm just a selfish King Felix owner]

4/26/2010 10:49:25 PM

somebody should have jinxed chris tillman

4/28/2010 10:17:14 PM

Olsen for the Nationals through 6 against the Braves

5/6/2010 8:29:50 PM

no dont jinx it! i want to see Ernie melt down if THE NATIONALS no hit the Braves

5/6/2010 8:35:33 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5/6/2010 8:36:35 PM

motherfucker said "Poisson"

5/6/2010 8:41:26 PM

when i clicked the thread that i saw had been BTTT'd, i thought to myself "hmm please dont by the braves opponent..." but sure enough it was

5/6/2010 8:41:49 PM

Braves are on pace to be no-hit 12 times this season

5/6/2010 8:42:05 PM

I just looked at StatTracker and was like "oh shit the Braves just tied it with a HR!"

then I saw it was Adam Dunn who hit it

5/6/2010 8:44:12 PM

we got this, dont worry fellow Bravos...


if they get no hit I will treat 4 of you to a game using my season tickets and buy the beer for tailgating

5/6/2010 8:45:39 PM

lol, through 7.....

5/6/2010 8:46:32 PM

If Olsen gets this, I hope he at least gives Bill Miller a handy

Dude earned it with that strike zone

5/6/2010 8:48:50 PM

God, the Braves are bad


note to self: look a Braves' schedule => set up fantasy pitching rotation accordingly

5/6/2010 8:52:20 PM

I wish I had two teams to pull for!

5/6/2010 8:53:00 PM

see bitches! now you all owe me money

5/6/2010 8:54:15 PM

LOL

5/6/2010 8:54:23 PM

it's pretty convenient!

and fruitful too! 2 championships in the past 6 years!

5/6/2010 8:54:29 PM

David Ross is clutch

5/6/2010 8:54:44 PM

you do NOT fuck with David Ross

5/6/2010 8:55:17 PM