^no
^^Yeah, I didn't see you. I was running with my dog. He told me after that he talked to you.

9/24/2008 9:37:55 PM

i think the shaved head caught him off guard

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 9:39 PM. Reason : which reminds me...i need to do that tonight]

9/24/2008 9:38:30 PM

why should I ask you something?

9/24/2008 9:51:15 PM

threesome w/ me and dagreenone?

9/24/2008 9:52:44 PM

^^because I tell the truth 95% of the time.
^maybe

9/24/2008 9:56:13 PM

what about the other 5%?

9/24/2008 9:57:37 PM

what do you want to do with your ANS degree ?

9/24/2008 9:57:41 PM

^^ I lie?

^ Hang it up on the wall.

9/24/2008 10:08:45 PM

9/25/2008 9:59:22 PM

what's your favorite color?

9/25/2008 10:01:09 PM

9/25/2008 10:02:58 PM

^^ green
^ ?

9/25/2008 10:15:50 PM

what should I get on my license plate?

9/25/2008 10:16:30 PM

zorthage

9/25/2008 10:18:00 PM

it is available...

9/25/2008 10:20:20 PM

9/25/2008 10:27:12 PM

do you kiss and tell?

9/25/2008 10:28:04 PM

uh...
I'm telling you nothing.

9/25/2008 10:47:44 PM

9/26/2008 1:10:52 PM

puppy, how do you get a puppy to stop pooping under the bed?

9/26/2008 1:14:30 PM

What is the best way to clean period blood off of a microfiber couch?

9/26/2008 1:16:47 PM

^^ put him on top of the bed.
^ hydrogen peroxide

9/26/2008 1:19:35 PM

9/26/2008 1:25:49 PM

okay, I just couldn't help but say that. Anyways, you need to potty train your dog. Make sure he knows that the correct place to go is outside, and if he still goes under the bed, make underneath your bed inaccessible to him, so then he poops in a place easier to clean up.

9/26/2008 1:31:26 PM

could you cuss at me, puppy. but instead PM it to me and find a way to whisper

9/26/2008 1:34:20 PM

puppy, I'm going to charlotte after work. I'm leaving from N. Raleigh around Briar Creek at 4:30. Should I take I-85 to I-77 or hwy 64 to hwy 49? Which way is better to avoid traffic?

^^its my brothers dog, and his bed. not my problem!

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 1:40 PM. Reason : t]

9/26/2008 1:40:26 PM

^^ PM sent
^ I wouldn't know, sorry.

9/26/2008 1:55:31 PM

that was pretty good

9/26/2008 2:04:58 PM

ME NEXT ME NEXT

9/26/2008 2:10:41 PM

There is a bus with no driver parked in a parking lot
on the bus are 7 girls
each girl has 7 backpacks
each backpack has 7 cats
with each cat having 7 kittens

how many legs are in the bus?

9/26/2008 2:28:56 PM

let's see...
you got 7 girls each has 2 legs = 14 legs.
Each girl has 7 backpacks. that is 49 backpacks. Each backpack contains 7 cats (WTF!?) so that's 49 x 7 = 343 cats.
A cat has 4 legs, so that's 343 x 4 = 1372 cat legs.
each cat has 7 kittens, there are 343 cats. that's 2401 kittens, each having 4 legs. 2401 x 4 = 9604 kitten legs

So add all legs together... 9604 + 1372 + 14 = 10990 legs on the bus, assuming there are no others on the bus and that everyone, both girls and cats, are normal and all have the proper number of legs.

9/26/2008 2:46:18 PM

What is the biggest penis you have ever seen in person?

9/26/2008 2:46:43 PM

I'd rather not brag about the huge penises I have seen.

9/26/2008 2:50:22 PM

oh i see, i thought you were up for answering questions

guess i was wrong

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 2:51:00 PM

will you slap me and call me a dirty whore?

9/26/2008 2:52:11 PM

from page 1, first post:

Quote :

"something != anything, but I'll answer most questions if I know the answer "

^no
^^okay, fine. biggest I've seen was a horse's penis.

9/26/2008 2:55:12 PM

touche, I should have specified species. you got me there

9/26/2008 2:57:22 PM

How are you doing today?

9/26/2008 2:57:36 PM

this isn't nearly as much fun as it could have been

9/26/2008 2:57:37 PM

^^^
^^good
^

9/26/2008 3:02:41 PM

savor the flavor, because it won't happen again

9/26/2008 3:03:23 PM

what do you think of viszlas?

9/26/2008 3:09:43 PM

^ I wouldn't mind having one, but I've heard they are crazy.

9/26/2008 3:35:09 PM

YOU ARE CORRECT!

9/27/2008 1:08:05 AM

.

9/27/2008 10:11:15 AM

^^
^ ..

9/27/2008 10:22:37 AM

.--. ..- .--. .--. -.--

9/27/2008 10:30:18 AM

whats the biggest thing you can fit in your butthole

9/27/2008 11:05:02 AM

My vibrator fits nicely up there. Haven't tried anything else...yet.

9/27/2008 1:11:22 PM

aww you're so cute!

9/27/2008 1:18:03 PM