thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
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Quote : | "^yo dawg, did you come by the bookstore today???" |
DUDE i drove all the way to campus and there were about fifty thousand people in and around the bookstore (no parking). and there were guys working on the streets, so it was hard to navigate. so i finally drive around back to where Harris Hall is so i can park and walk - and the sky opens up and it starts raining and i ain't got an umbrella
sooo i guess i'll come get a cap and gown on my lunch hour this week one day ]4/24/2010 11:13:45 PM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
I see how it is, lol
It was that damn science Olympiad shit.....damn kids annoyed the fuck out of me all day 4/24/2010 11:15:26 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "JTMONEYNCSU (7:04) : this alias has been playin yall for a fool for a while now egyeyes (7:04) : i aint your dude, buddy wdprice3 (7:04) : Oh. Well you can definitely speak to trannies that way then. BubbleBobble (7:04) : you can suspend my alias egyeyes now - I know what I did wrong BigMan157 (7:04) : i heard she has two penises egyeyes (7:05) : i guess the gig is up. egyeyes (7:05) : can i at least get to 1000 posts with this one? i paid for premie and everything BigMan157 (7:05) : one of which she keeps in a pickle jar in the fridge behind the SunnyD JTMONEYNCSU (7:05) : i actually stroke her off, rather her to me BubbleBobble (7:06) : LOL egyeyes (7:06) : lmao JTMONEYNCSU (7:06) : strokin to the egy that i love best egyeyes (7:06) : itcb JTMONEYNCSU strokes BubbleBobble's penis JTMONEYNCSU (7:06) : i be strokin BubbleBobble (7:06) : shut up bitch wdprice3 (7:07) : ITCB BubbleBobble (7:07) : wait I can't talk to myself that way egyeyes (7:07) : did you not just say that egyeyes was a BubbleBobble alias, BubbleBobble? BigMan157 (7:07) : its not gay unless the balls touch JTMONEYNCSU (7:07) : cant believe you guys think this person is real...lol egyeyes (7:07) : and did JTMONEYNCSU not just say that he strokes egyeyes' penis? BubbleBobble (7:07) : haha he did BubbleBobble (7:07) : pizzwnt JTMONEYNCSU (7:08) : i $troke dudez BigMan157 (7:09) : that's how he gets free room and board bottombaby (7:09) : oh its gay even if the balls dont touch. sorry peeps. BigMan157 (7:09) : or so i heard egyeyes (7:10) : i did give jt a bj last night. i usually dont put out that easily though BigMan157 (7:10) : yes you do" | ]4/26/2010 7:09:12 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
CB is broke 4/26/2010 7:42:03 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "EMCE (10:41) : my jenkem is where it's at, bro BlackDog (10:41) : link? BlackDog (10:42) : and I have a small wrist so no gay ass half dollar watch EMCE (10:43) : yeah, hold on... I'll find a pic of my jenkem. shit's awesome. you'll be feinding off of my shit Kiwi (10:43) : small wrist is gay itself AMIRITE BlackDog (10:44) : like your wrist matters in the sack EMCE (10:44) : BlackDog (10:44) : nice blank link Kiwi (10:44) : yeah for liftin fat thighs AMIRITE EMCE (10:44) : Gucci Jenkem BlackDog (10:45) : never again will I click your links EMCE (10:45) : wtf did you think jenkem was? BlackDog (10:46) : I don't know every god damn watch brand/model in the world Kiwi (10:46) : dude hover the link, HOVER. THE. LINK " |
4/29/2010 10:48:54 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "egyeyes (1:20) : i'll eat anything covered in chocolate. IMStoned420 (1:20) : orly? JTMONEYNCSU (1:20) : :| egyeyes (1:21) : yes rly." |
5/7/2010 1:21:37 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SaabTurbo (12:07) : Titty egyeyes (12:07) : THEY ARE NOT FLOPPY THEY ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY SaabTurbo (12:07) : SKEW YOU JTMONEYNCSU (12:08) : man. i havent had sex that great since ncsugirl83 d7freestyler (12:08) : hahahhaa" |
5/9/2010 12:09:27 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Kiwi (12:33) : boners? im very excited SaabTurbo (12:34) : Ass boners SaabTurbo (12:34) : not boners Kiwi (12:34) : god i love that commercial that plays the willy wonka song Kiwi (12:34) : oh i see" |
5/9/2010 12:34:53 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 5/9/2010 10:31:36 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sawahash (10:38) : okay seriously....I'll show my tits tonight jtw208 (10:42) : orly? qntmfred (10:43) : orly TreeTwista10 (10:47) : orly? grimx (10:52) : orly?" |
5/9/2010 10:54:17 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
haha i was waiting on that to show up in here 5/9/2010 10:55:15 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
BubbleBobble: I see your thread now. 5/9/2010 10:58:35 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
god optimum
Maybe if you threw out those ridiculous ideas of yours you'd actually pass some god damned students you psychotic miracle loving fuckhead. 5/9/2010 10:59:11 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
... wat? 5/9/2010 10:59:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "MIRACLE
LOVING
FUCKHEAD" |
5/9/2010 11:00:27 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks SaabBobble 5/9/2010 11:01:45 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
it's MISTER TurboBubble to you son 5/9/2010 11:03:33 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
SON 5/9/2010 11:07:55 PM |
ncsuftw1 BEAP BEAP 15126 Posts user info edit post |
5/10/2010 7:18:22 PM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "BlackDog (7:20) : when is the chatterbox orgy tonight LunaK (7:20) : shit, you weren't supposed to be on the invite list MitsuMtnASU (7:20) : oh BURN" |
5/10/2010 7:22:38 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SaabTurbo (4:44) : Yeah, one of you wimps got angry about a picture of a scrotum with a rubber band around it Optimum (4:44) : oh boy, here we go SaabTurbo (4:44) : and actually complained to qntm about it. Fucking pathetic man, there is so much worse shit in chit chat. SaabTurbo (4:44) : I didn't even post anything nasty man, it was just straight banded balls SaabTurbo (4:45) : And in my own threads no less" |
Quote : | "egyeyes (4:48) : SAAB DONT BE MEAN SaabTurbo (4:48) : I'm not the one being mean here son SaabTurbo (4:49) : People are censoring me for posting basic nudity SaabTurbo (4:49) : something that is done constantly in chit chat SaabTurbo (4:49) : elastration is something important to me son" | ]5/11/2010 4:47:34 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
WIN
5/11/2010 4:52:06 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SaabTurbo (4:56) : Just because you can't handle reality doesn't mean you get to alter it wdprice3 (4:56) : I'm betting you're into this elastration stuff because you have no balls BigMan157 (4:56) : OHHHHHHHH SaabTurbo (4:56) : It is my fucking life and you're taking it away from me SaabTurbo (4:56) : Elastration is my god damned life fools" |
Quote : | "JTMONEYNCSU (5:05) : lol admitted trolling SaabTurbo (5:05) : It's pretty hilarious how easy it is to lead you fools on SaabTurbo (5:05) : I mean, I simply act angry about something as ridiculous as elastration SaabTurbo (5:05) : and you threaten to suspend me SaabTurbo (5:05) : it's for your entertainment son" |
Quote : | "Fhqwhgads (5:06) : I know you were joking. Since I have met you IRL. You are nothing like your e-persona JTMONEYNCSU (5:06) : hey guys he fooled us all....im so ashamed to have been a part of the internet Fhqwhgads (5:06) : SORRY TO RUIN THE ILLUSION BigMan157 (5:06) : u scared? SaabTurbo (5:06) : I'm an illusionist. What can I say fools? SaabTurbo (5:07) : I take it that's a loaded question Fhqwhgads (5:08) : Saab, I know where your family works" | ]5/11/2010 4:57:03 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "egyeyes (12:30) : ( Y )" |
5/12/2010 12:33:11 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "BlackDog (8:48) : guess you don't wanna see what I'm workin with egyeyes (8:48) : no blackdog i do not want to see a picture of your hand.. thanks EMCE (8:48) : ahaha, dag... that's cold BlackDog (8:48) : OH SNAP BlackDog (8:49) : E-OWNED LunaK (8:49) : egy ftw Optimum (8:49) : ahahaha egyeyes (8:49) : tehe dropdeadkate (8:49) : +1 to egyeyes BlackDog (8:49) : +2 to BlackDog evan (8:49) : +3 to all of you dropdeadkate (8:49) : you can't give yourself points" |
5/13/2010 8:52:26 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Jaybee1200 (8:37) : Anyone up for a handjob Jaybee1200 (8:37) : Um giving that is qntmfred (8:49) : haha egyeyes (8:50) : I think qntm just volunteered. qntmfred (8:50) : :-|" | ]5/26/2010 8:50:44 PM |
qntmfred retired 40628 Posts user info edit post |
:facepalm: 5/26/2010 9:06:58 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "egyeyes (1:18) : FREE RD BubbleBobble (1:19) : FREE RD gunzz (1:19) : i would totally free RD if it were up to me BubbleBobble (1:19) : LOL" |
5/27/2010 1:20:04 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "IMStoned420 (2:43) : she's only kind of lesbian egyeyes (2:43) : define "kind of lesbian"" |
6/2/2010 2:44:53 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
BITCH 6/2/2010 2:45:26 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
you pretty much deserved it 6/2/2010 2:46:23 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
ahahah 6/2/2010 2:46:32 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "IMStoned420 (2:50) : well i mean she kissed me on the cheek one night when we were drunk and told me i wasn't like most other guys and then pulled her pants down and let me punch her in the hip egyeyes (2:51) : punch her in the hip? IMStoned420 (2:51) : yeah... it was awkwardly erotic" |
lol WUT?]6/2/2010 2:51:30 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
6/2/2010 2:54:41 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
you pretty much deserved it
edit:
Quote : | "IMStoned420 (3:01) : i want some fucking drama llamas." | ]6/2/2010 2:55:11 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
on urkel's alleged domestic abuse:
Quote : | "Fhqwhgads (1:26) : I'm gonna assume that after he punched her in her implant and she was in agony, he looked at her and said "Did I do that?"" |
7/9/2010 1:28:12 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
That's not enticing. You posted the entirety of the content and even explained its context. That is the opposite of enticement. I don't want to know more, because now, I know everything. 7/9/2010 1:29:07 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i am the patrick stewart of this thread 7/9/2010 1:31:41 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Angry Frosh is angry. 7/9/2010 1:32:14 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
More like Rod Stewart.
[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 1:32 PM. Reason : What's angry about that?] 7/9/2010 1:32:18 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Nothing, really. I wanted to contribute, but not put any thought into it. 7/9/2010 1:35:00 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
7/9/2010 1:35:37 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "evan (12:59) : tonight... you wdprice3 (12:59) : me? hatefuck?" |
8/22/2010 1:01:06 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^ that is so not fair. or cool. 8/22/2010 1:13:38 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
I loled. 8/22/2010 1:26:56 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
LOLOL 8/22/2010 1:27:16 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
LOL, i like how eggy conviniently skipped my comment on lovefucking 8/22/2010 1:30:59 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Laugh now, for later you shall weep. 8/22/2010 1:31:27 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "shmorri2 (1:53) : WHERE WHERE? I don't want to miss out guys... I have a match tonight wdprice3 (1:53) : my bed?" |
what's with all the gayness wdprice8/22/2010 1:54:40 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 8/22/2010 1:55:28 AM |