aww bitches, i might be too drunk to riddle ye. but maybe not.. lemme finish this delicious marco's pizza and then if you are up for it, round deux shall begin. New scores as well since my inebriation wrecked round one...

5/4/2008 2:59:54 AM

Lets get it on!

5/4/2008 3:01:49 AM

my internet seems to be acting a little geh, so hopefully this will go smoothly. gimme like 10 min. and hopefully i'll start it up

BTW, Some of these may be repeats... and I am also resetting the scoreboard (And yes I will be drinking so if scoring gets sloppy, don't get to mad now )

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 3:07 AM. Reason : .]

5/4/2008 3:03:56 AM

What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

5/4/2008 3:07:48 AM

throw it in the air...gravity ftw

5/4/2008 3:15:18 AM

my internet fucking sucks tonight. dammit.

5/4/2008 3:25:32 AM

it happens

5/4/2008 3:26:53 AM

1113213211

5/4/2008 11:08:52 AM

throw ball against a wall, underhanded

5/4/2008 1:01:53 PM

throw it at the ground

5/4/2008 7:57:57 PM

damn i tried to call in to 96 Rock to give an answer to Styles' riddle but some asshole already got it

It was for George Clinton tix too i think. This was the riddle...

An aviator was carrying his clothes home from the cleaners when it began to rain. How did he protect them?

5/8/2008 9:45:25 PM

is it too early for riddles tonight?

5/8/2008 10:23:20 PM

^^flew above the clouds?

5/8/2008 10:25:19 PM

feasible, but not the answer

5/8/2008 10:30:01 PM

he did a barrel roll

5/8/2008 10:34:57 PM

hint: think of words that relate to aviation, and words that relate to clothes, and associate

5/8/2008 10:37:20 PM

uh - they come wrapped in plastic like all clothes from the cleaners

5/8/2008 10:51:38 PM

noope, so nobody was listening to 96 rock earlier apparently...

5/8/2008 10:52:35 PM

i live in atlanta sooooo no

5/8/2008 10:58:40 PM

he used the hanger

5/8/2008 11:06:16 PM

He put them inside the hangers!

5/8/2008 11:06:19 PM

hondaguy kicks it off with a POINT

hondaguy - 1

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

5/8/2008 11:09:45 PM

A doll?

5/8/2008 11:22:55 PM

A Doll is correctamundo

hondaguy - 1
Spontaneous - 1

It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 11:31 PM. Reason : oops repeat]

5/8/2008 11:25:56 PM

That one's been posted.

5/8/2008 11:27:02 PM

fear

5/8/2008 11:31:20 PM

^^, ^ changed to avoid repeat

5/8/2008 11:31:56 PM

gravity

5/8/2008 11:33:00 PM

nope. damn i posted that one already too didnt i

5/8/2008 11:34:36 PM

lol yeah I think you did.

5/8/2008 11:36:00 PM

A woman was sitting on the 35th floor of a building. She was about to commit suicide. The police surrounded the bottom of the building telling her NOT to jump. Her husband was in the room with her and was trying to stop her. She got nervous and fell, but she did not scratch herself or get hurt. Why?

5/8/2008 11:36:50 PM

she fainted?

5/8/2008 11:38:29 PM

Nope but you're on the right track.

5/8/2008 11:40:59 PM

because she was sitting on the floor

5/8/2008 11:41:42 PM

she fell in the 35th floor not off the building

5/8/2008 11:42:03 PM

There you go

5/8/2008 11:44:08 PM

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

5/8/2008 11:45:23 PM

he wrote "your exact weight"

5/8/2008 11:46:27 PM

the man wrote all the numbers from 50-100 on the piece of paper.

5/8/2008 11:47:23 PM

^^ got it

5/8/2008 11:48:13 PM

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

5/8/2008 11:48:55 PM

he stood "under" water of some sort - ie shower, held a cup of water over his head, whatever for 10 minutes

5/8/2008 11:50:28 PM

^ Yep.

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

5/8/2008 11:52:13 PM

he didnt do it all at once?

5/8/2008 11:52:42 PM

a snake

5/8/2008 11:52:55 PM

a snake

5/8/2008 11:53:24 PM

^^ haha you're too fast!

Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason : .]

5/8/2008 11:53:35 PM

^ they were doing work of some sort, bartending, etc

5/8/2008 11:55:41 PM

Musicians ftw

5/8/2008 11:55:42 PM

^gg

5/8/2008 11:56:51 PM