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9/16/2009 1:27:42 PM

first white guy to e-flirt with her?

9/16/2009 1:27:59 PM

are all toilet paper tubes the same size?

9/16/2009 1:44:58 PM

it's only fitting that this thread gets a pic

9/16/2009 1:45:30 PM

^^ i am going to go with no

b/c seriously the one i looked at just looked far too large

9/16/2009 1:46:20 PM

I love the look that chick is giving. such a turn on when a chick looks up at me like that with my dick in her mouth

^ I would guess they are pretty standard actually. I mean, most toilet paper holders in apts/houses are the same size, so why wouldn't the rolls be the same size?

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9/16/2009 1:46:47 PM

that is a weird pecker^^^

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9/16/2009 1:47:21 PM

^^Seconded.

9/16/2009 1:47:57 PM

really the roll just needs to be able to roll on the holder. i'm pretty sure they vary in circumference.

9/16/2009 1:51:21 PM

seriously, I'm pretty sure they don't, unless we are talking about industrial shit. Most of the TP you use at home is the same size, and if they do vary it is only very slightly.

9/16/2009 1:52:28 PM

dood

as long as this thread is being super retarded

WHAT OTHER OBJECTS HAVE YOU JAMMED YOUR DICK IN TO MEASURE IT?

9/16/2009 1:53:07 PM

if you take one of those big candles and warm it up in the oven you can make a pretty awesome mold

9/16/2009 1:54:04 PM

^^ your mom

and it fit like a glove

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 1:55 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 1:54:38 PM

dooks is not an object.


also, what are you, like, 45? there's a point when you gotta stop making "your mom" jokes champ

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : e]

9/16/2009 1:58:11 PM

Quote :

"if you take one of those big candles and warm it up in the oven you can make a pretty awesome mold"

then fill the mold with gypsum, then paint and varnish it, and voila...

...you get a dildo of your own penis, which you can then shove up your ass.

IS THAT GAY?

9/16/2009 1:58:50 PM

Oh, and not only is the household TP tube standardized in the US, but it is also patented:

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/5972456/description.html

Quote :

"there's a point when you gotta stop making "your mom" jokes champ"

no there's not. and don't call me champ, bud.


[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 2:01 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 2:00:41 PM

Quote :

"also, what are you, like, 45? there's a point when you gotta stop making "your mom" jokes champ"

Dude you set him up and he blasted back with a solid joke. You walked into that one.

9/16/2009 2:00:50 PM

^^^^^^
so. funny.

^^^
yes

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9/16/2009 2:01:03 PM

ageism ITT

9/16/2009 2:03:35 PM

so i don't fit in the tube, it goes right pat my head. the curiosity got to me.


melanndelyn how well does your hand fit around a toilet paper roll tube? we all need a real frame of reference. Samwise16 since your hands are close you may be used as a substitute in this study.

also from searching the internet with keywords "dick toilet paper" i have found this is surprisingly common. if you pass stage one you're supposed to move on to the paper towel roll.

http://www.drenchonline.com/magazine/sex/sextips/measureyourpenis.html


this is great.

Quote :

"Would you like to know how you measure up? We'll teach you, using household items. (No ruler required!) Do the following tests, add up your points, and you'll know if you have a huge cock or not. (Don't take the tests if you have delusions of grandeur and the truth will make you depressed. We will NOT pay your psych bill or your bar tab.) * 0-2 points: You're tiny * 3-4 points: You're average * 5-6 points: On the large side * 7+ points: Big swinging dick "

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : easy]

9/16/2009 2:04:38 PM

MY WANG IS SO BIG THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WENT INSIDE MY URETHRA, WHAT DO I DO NOW?

9/16/2009 2:09:33 PM

TP roll


PT roll


WP roll

9/16/2009 2:11:01 PM

i think irseriouscat has a nice activity for the ladies to do.

9/16/2009 2:22:46 PM

side question - what the fuck is drench magazine?

9/16/2009 2:25:52 PM

Quote :

"Samwise16 since your hands are close you may be used as a substitute in this study."

Is it bad that I already did this, right after dj suggested it?

FTR... my fingers touched just fine, a little bigger and then they would have been barely touching

9/16/2009 3:10:52 PM

would you feel that its size would be a good size to be inside of your body or do you require larger?

9/16/2009 3:13:59 PM

this is so awkward

but I feel like it's adequate, I could go for a little big bigger but anything past where my fingers are only spread apart just a little bit.. I don't think that would be very good

9/16/2009 3:17:22 PM

^Just use more lube.

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9/16/2009 3:19:11 PM

I'm not even going into the lube discussion hah

9/16/2009 3:20:08 PM

now if you wouldn't mind inserting the roll into your mouth and letting us know how much contact there is between the roll and your teeth. you may need to move it back and forth a bit for optimal fitting...



jk ofcourse, don't put that dirty thing in your mouth

9/16/2009 3:23:09 PM

Quote :

"but I feel like it's adequate, I could go for a little big bigger but anything past where my fingers are only spread apart just a little bit.. I don't think that would be very good"

so then 6" in circumference would likely be too much.

sorry TreeTwista10

9/16/2009 4:24:48 PM

I'm not even close to fitting in a TP roll when hard. I fit a TP roll pretty well when flacid.

9/16/2009 5:04:27 PM

^^yeah ive always wondered why no chicks have ever requested anal

9/16/2009 5:07:10 PM

hahaha!

yeah i brought that up to a girl one time and she was like... um... no.. not with that one.

9/16/2009 5:17:50 PM

this just in, i can't fit my dick inside a toilet paper roll

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9/16/2009 5:19:04 PM

dudes fucking cardboard ITT

9/16/2009 5:21:20 PM

what's next? girls making TP rolls disappear ?

9/16/2009 5:28:05 PM

lol, I am glad i inspired cardboard fucking today

^ If we want to start measuring vag, we probably need to start talking vegetables

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 5:29 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 5:28:35 PM

so, whats the next size up from PT.


just wondering for a potato cannon

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9/16/2009 5:29:28 PM

^3 Too late

9/16/2009 5:29:54 PM

yeah its called tampons bro.

better recognize

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9/16/2009 5:31:11 PM

9/16/2009 5:32:02 PM

the fact that came from bhs makes me glad it is imageshack

9/16/2009 5:32:57 PM

haha it has nothing to do with this thread

9/16/2009 5:33:44 PM

This song is pretty funny, and I love the beat for some reason.

9/16/2009 5:34:07 PM

wow i have never heard that before

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9/16/2009 5:35:59 PM

We got dicks like Jesus? So Jesus had a big dick? I bet he was uncircumcised though.

9/16/2009 5:39:15 PM

man you had to be a big douche in college

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9/16/2009 5:39:54 PM

why do you say that?

9/16/2009 5:40:41 PM

idk everytime i hear someone talking about this song at a party, as the night goes on they just become a bigger and bigger douche.

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[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : aka i have almost no factual ground for that statement.]

9/16/2009 5:41:36 PM