Greatest game in the history of women's soccer and MORGAN WINS IT

MY GIRL!!!!!

8/6/2012 5:17:29 PM

That passed the Brazil world cup game. Can't believe they did that again!!!!!!

8/6/2012 5:17:45 PM

8/6/2012 5:18:58 PM

I have never been so in love

8/6/2012 5:20:37 PM

yea usa!

8/6/2012 5:20:40 PM

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"That passed the Brazil world cup game. Can't believe they did that again!!!!!!"

let's not get ahead of ourselves.

8/6/2012 5:20:57 PM

Need some gifs please

8/6/2012 5:22:48 PM

The game had 4 goals off the post, a converted PK, a hattrick, down three times, a last second header in extra time. It doesn't get any better than that!

I'll put it ahead of the Brazil game by a hair, especially if they win it all this time.

8/6/2012 5:23:07 PM

Plus it ended in regulation. Not PKs.

8/6/2012 5:23:51 PM

My baby was clutch today, dweedle.

Big difference in this game vs the Brazil one. I generally felt bad for the Canadians, who played their asses off....but fuck Brazil and their bullshit stalling tactics.

8/6/2012 5:24:22 PM

I, too, love Alex Morgan.

8/6/2012 5:25:49 PM

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"Plus it ended in regulation. Not PKs."

+1000

8/6/2012 5:26:09 PM

god damn it, I wish I could've seen this game

8/6/2012 6:01:44 PM

they're re-airing it after the bball game

too many goals allowed though, Brandi Chastain was all over it

8/6/2012 6:13:25 PM

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"dude come on, watch more soccer"

No

8/6/2012 6:27:39 PM

oops wrong thread

8/6/2012 6:32:01 PM

Morgan is glorious. Rapinoe is bad-ass.

8/6/2012 8:02:36 PM

^


1:35 mark

boner gif

Damn that's the hottest a girl has ever looked fake puking. (1:30)

8/6/2012 8:04:17 PM

What the hell is this "intimidation lap" in track cycling? The front guy is just coasting, looking back at the other guy like "Come at me, bro."

8/6/2012 8:15:21 PM

Heather Mitts yumm....

They should do a "call me maybe" version...because that one sucked.

^ I don't know...but its fucking awesome.

[Edited on August 6, 2012 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2012 8:15:33 PM

What am I watching?

8/6/2012 8:15:57 PM

OH MY GOD....FELIX SLOWED DOWN AT THE END OF HER HEAT!! SOMEONE CALL OEPII1 and The Coz....BURN THIS WHORE AT THE STAKE!!!

8/6/2012 9:37:10 PM

^ aha, I thought the same thing

8/6/2012 9:55:38 PM

Bullshit refereeing in the CAN-USA match --- calling the six second rule in a semi with 15 mins left. Get it together.

The Gold is tainted.

8/6/2012 10:33:09 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/us-judoka-expelled-london-olympics-131901976--oly.html
Zach Morris suspended for having weed in his system.
Should've called Greg H.


[Edited on August 6, 2012 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2012 10:34:03 PM

Everyone knows AC Slater was the better athlete.

[Edited on August 6, 2012 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2012 10:49:12 PM

how did that get her last place? i thought she'd have to fall or something

8/6/2012 10:59:59 PM

congrats kirani james

8/6/2012 11:20:46 PM

Jenn Suhr wins gold in pole vauilt

USA #1

8/6/2012 11:23:37 PM

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"The Gold is tainted."

Who gives a fuck?

8/7/2012 9:14:10 AM

Sprinting makes no fucking sense

8/7/2012 3:52:01 PM

Women's soccer game against canada was not a great game at all. It was a complete fix job. I don't know how you guys can just post and pretend the obvious handball calls and penalty shot to tie the game. FIFA acknowledges that canada won the game.

Really leads up to a tarnished gold medal match so it will be hard to watch.

8/7/2012 3:56:10 PM

Butthurt Canadians. The game went on for over 40 minutes at 3-3. Plenty of time to win the game.

8/7/2012 3:57:20 PM

That's interesting. From FIFA's site: 3:4 a.e.t. (3:3, 1:0). Where are you getting the idea that "FIFA acknowledges that canada won the game?"

And Melissa Tancredi should have been ejected if not on two yellows then on this:



Calls go both ways.

Also, AP is reporting that

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"FIFA is considering disciplinary action over blistering comments by Canada's coach and players about the referee after their semifinals loss to the United States in the Olympic women's football tournament."

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/canada-faces-fifa-action-over-183826610--oly.html

Sounds astronomically different than "FIFA acknowledges that canada won the game."

[Edited on August 7, 2012 at 4:09 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2012 4:02:13 PM

This is a pretty intense volleyball match, those Chinese chicks are good, and not bad to look at either

8/7/2012 8:26:46 PM

^^Boom. Roasted.

8/7/2012 8:32:04 PM

^^ yeah that bull dyke with the mancut just gets my blood pumping alright

8/7/2012 8:36:31 PM

Xue is the best looking on the court.

8/7/2012 8:53:07 PM

The chink girl is tearing it up on the balance beam

8/7/2012 9:31:29 PM

put em on a tightrope and i'll be impressed

8/7/2012 9:33:08 PM

I don't understand gymnastic scoring at all. How can you protest a score like that?

8/7/2012 10:21:30 PM

In all honestly, the Canadian keeper possession before we got the indirect she held the ball, faked a throw right, held it, faked a throw left, pulled it down, and finally punted. I said out loud, that she was risking a delay of game and giving us a free kick. I'm guessing she was warned for that, then we got the kick when she did it again.

It is uncommon, but not an unheard of call, and I have zero issue with the officials cracking down on illegal blatant clock killing tactics. Marta's injury faking act from last year comes to mind.

8/7/2012 10:27:23 PM

I want to be a high jumper so I can yell HOLLA ATCHA BOI

8/7/2012 10:32:47 PM

Hurdles gold medal winner Pearson with a tongue ring. I bet she's DTF.

8/7/2012 10:42:04 PM

^DTF other women probably

8/7/2012 10:53:10 PM

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"Women's soccer game against canada was not a great game at all. It was a complete fix job. I don't know how you guys can just post and pretend the obvious handball calls and penalty shot to tie the game. FIFA acknowledges that canada won the game. Really leads up to a tarnished gold medal match so it will be hard to watch."

stu, you fell for it

8/7/2012 10:56:43 PM

If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll probably suck your dick.

8/7/2012 11:00:02 PM

that Romanian chick gave me fever

8/7/2012 11:04:00 PM

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"This Coz guy is really whiny."

Only on the internets. Also, it makes me whiny because I'm not in love with your idol? He's the best sprinter today by far. I don't just like his personality. Being cocky is fine if you can back it up, and is almost a prerequisite for a sprinter. Cocky is okay with me. Johnson wore gold shoes in 1996, and he won gold in both events very convincingly. What I don't like about Bolt is that he never acts serious, and that some of his theatrics appear (to me) to show a lack of respect for the sport, and for his competitors (when he does it DURING races, and then commentators won't STFU about it), even if 95% of the crowd loves him for it. 95% of the crowd are idiots. He talks about being a legend and whatnot. How about just go out there and run and let that do the talking? That's the Tyson Gay approach. Unfortunately for him, he's running in the same era as Bolt. It's not really a comeback to say, "He doesn't have to be serious -- he's doing what he wants and fucking bitches and having fun and winning, so fuck you!" Obviously, . . . but that doesn't mean I have to like him. And I don't. So there!

8/7/2012 11:16:18 PM

No uppity niggers. Only uncle toms

8/7/2012 11:25:29 PM