Quote :

"Fucking christ, he's in low security just north of durham. Let's go visit and spit in his fucking face."

8/8/2019 6:13:09 PM

Quote :

"TIL that a "laundry list"= 1.5-2 things"

that's that eleusis math

8/16/2019 5:57:30 PM

https://www.scribd.com/document/345412095/Joshua-Lazernick-Indictment

Just saw the court filing, he was pulling down videos of 9 year olds

9/25/2019 5:25:20 PM

9/25/2019 5:30:14 PM

Yeah that was mentioned on page 6. Didn't need to be reminded

9/25/2019 7:53:26 PM

who still uses .avi?

9/26/2019 8:52:09 AM

BettrOffDead transcoded his Criterion edition of the UT porn to an MP4 container ages ago. "It plays much better on my iPhone 4S."

[Edited on September 26, 2019 at 9:39 AM. Reason : oop]

9/26/2019 9:39:38 AM

Ha!

To be fair, when I ordered my Criterion Blu-Ray of the UT porn, it came with a free digital download in mp4. But you nailed it on the iPhone 4s. WHy would anyone watch it on anything else. The perfect screen.

9/26/2019 2:05:49 PM

Despite all of this, I’m still certain that he would have been a QAnon guy somehow.

1/14/2021 11:13:07 PM

this bump inspired me to go skim through the stupid bitcoin thread where i told this dude:

Quote :

"you are a fucking moron and i seriously hope you die"

1/15/2021 8:40:23 AM

Yeah, this guy was truly the worst. Can't say I feel bad for him... at all. I wonder how things are going for him?

1/15/2021 5:18:17 PM

Things are probably going...











In the butt.

1/15/2021 7:50:56 PM

Speaking of child p0rn.....

Kellyanne Conway's Twitter Account Posted A Nude Photo Of Her Underage Daughter Claudia. Twitter Won't Say If It's Banning Her.


https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinehaskins1/kellyanne-conways-twitter-account-posted-a-nude-of-her

1/26/2021 3:11:04 PM

Damn that whole situation is fucked up

1/26/2021 3:44:40 PM

That whole family situation is so weird... from what little i know.

1/26/2021 4:07:33 PM

speaking of Conway, did Biden fire Devos

I totally can't look that up or anything :3

1/27/2021 3:58:37 PM

^Devos resigned right after the insurgence.

1/27/2021 4:39:58 PM

what the hell was all that

was it a Trump publicity stunt?

the entire presidency, that is

1/27/2021 8:24:59 PM

wtaf

1/28/2021 5:45:15 PM

This piece of shit must be constantly getting his ass kicked because he's been moved from low to high security.

3/23/2022 3:49:28 PM

or he tried to kill himself

3/23/2022 4:06:13 PM

That would genuinely piss me off.

3/23/2022 4:14:17 PM

I think I heard that pedos don’t do well in prison. Wouldn’t be surprised if he gets beat up all the time

3/23/2022 11:59:21 PM

Quote :

"This piece of shit must be constantly getting his ass kicked because he's been moved from low to high security."

how do you know bro?

3/24/2022 5:25:48 PM

Federal Prisoner records are public, you can look him up and see he's at USP Yazoo City.

3/24/2022 5:30:18 PM

damn he gets out in like 3.5 years

3/24/2022 6:06:57 PM

I've heard they don't even let kid touchers bear their dicks in prison.

3/24/2022 6:30:29 PM

It’s pretty easy to send mail if anyone wants to send him some kind words.

https://www.bop.gov/mobile/find_inmate/byname.jsp#inmate_results

3/27/2022 2:38:58 PM

^brah, what's crappenin'

3/31/2022 8:52:22 PM

Name: JOSHUA LAZERNICK
Register Number: 91001-083
Age: 41
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 11/23/2025
Located At: USP Yazoo City


JOSHUA LAZERNICK (91001-083)
USP YAZOO CITY
U.S. PENITENTIARY
P.O. BOX 5000
YAZOO CITY, MS 39194

https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#mail

3/31/2022 9:06:14 PM

send him a pizza order

4/1/2022 11:45:33 AM

http://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1512106557059829764

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" Child porn is created when people get paid to make child porn; the rarer you make it, the more they get paid. The best way to protect children is to kill the economic demand; flood the market with AI generated, freely accessible stuff that's created with zero harm to kids."

is he tweeting from prison?

4/7/2022 2:47:40 PM

https://www.vspsor.com/Offender/Details/316f2763-8106-424a-bde8-8d730fb6e157


He might be out of the pokey, in case anyone wants to go punch him in the kidney

[Edited on January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM. Reason : h]

1/10/2026 9:49:51 PM

Quote :

"CORN HOLE ACE"

1/10/2026 11:06:33 PM

^

1/10/2026 11:24:51 PM

Quote :

"Hair: COMPLETELY BALD"

1/10/2026 11:36:40 PM

1/12/2026 10:03:24 AM

https://www.vspsor.com/Offender/Details/239f37c7-d3fe-436b-b5a6-07500fe24c54?Filter=None&firstName=joshua&lastName=lazernick®istrationNumber=&Address=&Zip=&Result=lst&Start=0&PgSz=10&SortCol=1&Sort=asc


In case anyone wants to go visit him, and kick him in the throat

9/18/2026 12:13:36 PM

Corn Hole Ace

9/18/2026 1:06:33 PM

Quote :

" Hair: COMPLETELY BALD "

harsh

9/18/2026 2:40:00 PM

he lives in a fucking motel

10/12/2026 9:39:44 AM

^is he out of jail?

seems like living in a motel would be more expensive than even renting

like a lot more

unless they give out like monthly rates or something?

10/12/2026 2:55:19 PM

might be hard to get a lease as a convicted sex criminal

10/12/2026 4:35:23 PM

yeah I was thinking that
not sure why I forgot to include that


but I thought he was still in the big house, the slammer, the clink, da bricks

10/12/2026 4:48:25 PM

oh I see 11/2025

I thought I remembered seeing it got extended

I guess it's just been that long since the initial incident

geez

10 years
time.. ain't it a thang

10/12/2026 4:52:20 PM

wasn't genius x boy originally on campusblender

it's bc of that

he's not of high repute like us wolfwebbers

10/12/2026 4:54:02 PM

all the tenants were forced to leave when the property was sold in november 2025 so it’s weird that he lists it as his address. maybe he’s renting the former innkeeper’s residence which is adjacent to the motel buildings. or maybe he used a false address on his sex offender registration and needs to be hauled back to jail.

10/14/2026 10:35:19 AM

I wish we could help someone determine which of those 2 options it is

10/14/2026 1:12:42 PM

^^what happened 2 the pizza place?

I probably already asked that

also, CNICK DAMPF BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEAL NICK DAMPF’S COCAINE PRODUCT THAT WAS SOLD TO ME IN DURHAM NORTH CAROLINA BY NICK DAMPF, COCAINE TRAFFICKER.

10/14/2026 2:29:38 PM