80 pages of 30 year old news clippings

9/12/2016 5:06:54 PM

There you go, Jimmy V had a rape culture, so did Fulmer(didnt Peyton molest a nurse or sumthin'). Lets hire the dirty coaches, and most importantly enable them to WIN(unlike the Vols are currently doing lol)

9/12/2016 5:12:56 PM

lol

^na, just flashed is ass to a trainer (male) when she (the woman) happened to be in the locker room and she saw it. She saw asses all the time, just not one shown "on purpose". Once again, no where near what Briles did... or Mooreman


Anyways, back on topic, make a list of REALISTIC options if DD does get das boot

Dave Aranda, LSU
Mike Bloomgren, Stanford
Mario Cristobal, Alabama (shitty record but cant recruit his balls off in South Florida, Chuck Jr.?)
Chad Morris, SMU (would love him, knows the Southeast, lots of connections, brilliant offense)
Luke Fickell, Ohio State (may be too big for State)

If he will take it, my choice would be Morris easily


[Edited on September 12, 2016 at 5:28 PM. Reason : d]

9/12/2016 5:16:17 PM

Jeremy Pruitt, Defensive coordinator Alabama. He's probably a couple more seasons away from getting an offer from a big name school. We might be able to snap him up early.

[Edited on September 12, 2016 at 5:49 PM. Reason : Fghhj]

9/12/2016 5:48:15 PM

Why not actually Splurge and make an impact hire like Lane Kiffin

9/12/2016 5:56:36 PM

because he woudnt take it...

9/12/2016 5:57:10 PM

Yeah, this is Kiffin's "rehab/buffer" job. He's going to be at a big name school next.

9/12/2016 6:16:57 PM

if I were North, East or West Florida I'd be shaking in my boots about scheduling NC State.

9/12/2016 6:21:14 PM

^^ or hang around until Saban retires

9/12/2016 6:46:28 PM

Kiffin would be an ideal hire for Carolina

they'd overpay and he's a proven failure as a head coach

win/win

9/12/2016 7:19:11 PM

WTF guys, I'm standing RIGHT HERE!!



[Edited on September 15, 2016 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ]

9/15/2016 5:43:50 PM

"and you are who?"

9/15/2016 6:02:59 PM

DD sharing some of his daily breakfast. How sweet of him.

9/15/2016 7:29:00 PM

sad how the campus is completely unrecognizable now

9/15/2016 7:30:15 PM

Black shoes / white socks

9/15/2016 9:13:20 PM

^coach mode

9/16/2016 8:22:23 AM

I bought you some doughnuts. Do you like me now?

9/16/2016 8:38:03 AM

Hello fellow youths. I brought you two pastries for every conference victory I have. Do you guys have the twitter?

9/16/2016 9:39:32 AM

another important game this week

9/16/2016 9:49:18 AM

So nobody commenting on the crying Jordan's?

9/16/2016 10:09:54 AM

the crying jordan's were a nice touch.

Quote :

"Hello fellow youths. I brought you two pastries for every conference victory I have."

i lol'd

9/16/2016 10:54:29 AM

I never noticed the Jordan's lmao. they were done so well that I thought it was chocolate frosting

9/16/2016 12:13:53 PM

Same.

And Racist.

9/16/2016 12:15:08 PM

Get on it WRAL! Force our racist coach into resigning

9/16/2016 12:48:09 PM

Or you posted the parody version of the picture from Sports channel 8

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKYo2cIgC9A/?taken-by=packfootball

[Edited on September 16, 2016 at 1:46 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2016 1:40:31 PM

Quote :

"Is this an audition for what he'll be doing next season?"

9/16/2016 1:47:50 PM

Quote :

"I never noticed the Jordan's lmao. they were done so well that I thought it was chocolate frosting"

9/16/2016 6:05:14 PM

Dude is continually blaming the players for our failures. As far back as his first season, when he blamed the lack of depth. I am glad he is finally getting called out on it. From N&O:

9/19/2016 11:07:02 PM

most coaches do a great job of calling plays and almost all of what happens on the field is actually based on executing what you have practised. no coach chooses to run something that doesn't work.

with that said, player execution still falls under the responsibility umbrella of the head coach. especially from year 4 on.

[Edited on September 19, 2016 at 11:10 PM. Reason : keep em honest]

9/19/2016 11:10:15 PM

Those quotes don't sound great, but Doeren repeatedly said "this one is on me" after the ECU game.

9/20/2016 6:23:21 AM

Yes, but he still thinks his terrible play calls were good ideas.

IT'S ALL ON ME, EXCEPT THESE KIDS FUCKED UP MY PLANS

9/20/2016 8:10:55 AM

If the play had been successful, lots would say "great call! why don't we do that more often?!?!". But yeah, he should have played conservative at that point in the game.

9/20/2016 9:14:22 AM

sorry, but i don't think a fake chip shot field goal is the correct call in a game you're leading by one point. especially after you've already failed on a fake 2 pt conversion in the first half. those are boneheaded calls.

if you want to go for 2 to take the lead near the end of the game to try and win, fine. don't chase points in the first half. AND DON'T FAKE 28 YARD FGS NO MATTER HOW SHITTY YOUR HANDPICKED KICKER IS.

9/20/2016 9:51:02 AM

yeah those were definitely bad play calls

9/20/2016 10:10:58 AM

the fact that you shouldn't do it in that situation is the point. thats the element of surprise. i like our chances better just running a play but if you watch the replay, one missed block on the edge and he walks in.

[Edited on September 20, 2016 at 10:47 AM. Reason : he also had the pitch man open. ]

9/20/2016 10:46:30 AM

Haha, the holder is so slow, there was no way he was scoring. ECU was able to blow up the play, because their coaches were better prepared and knew it was coming. It wasn't about a missed assignment. It was about ECU knowing exactly what was coming. There was no element of surprise.

9/20/2016 11:35:24 AM

BOYCOTTT THE SCHOOOOOOOOO

9/20/2016 11:59:37 AM

Quote :

"If the play had been successful, lots would say "great call! why don't we do that more often?!?!""

and they would be wrong, because all calls of that nature are not the same.

situationally, that was a godawful call. he has a track record of making situational godawful calls.

9/20/2016 12:13:47 PM

9/20/2016 3:11:13 PM

http://www.campusrush.com/college-football-coaches-hot-seat-2019142145.html

Quote :

"Dave Doeren, NC State Original 2016 Status: It hasn't been great, but he's probably O.K. Current Status: When Wake Forest becomes a must-win, you've got a problem. The Wolfpack should be better than this. While the transitive property isn't always useful in college football, the fact that Virginia Tech just crushed the same East Carolina team that beat NC State two weeks ago does not bode well for Doeren. If the Demon Deacons—currently 4–0 and coming to Raleigh on Saturday—can beat the Wolfpack, a schedule that includes meetings with division rivals Florida State, Louisville and Clemson looks even uglier."

9/28/2016 1:21:03 PM

ouch

9/28/2016 5:28:34 PM

Ouch indeed. Until that article we had no idea Doeren is a dumpster fire.

9/28/2016 5:51:08 PM

Hot seat? I don't believe it. He's done nothing to sway my undying allegiance.

9/28/2016 6:41:54 PM

if we win the next 2 games, ecu will be an afterthought.

9/28/2016 7:09:39 PM

If we win the next 9, ecu will be the only thing that kept us from playing for a natty

9/28/2016 9:04:50 PM

^while we're in this fantasy world, i'll bite.

if we go 12-1, losing only to ecu and beating FSU, @Clemson, and @UL i think we'd have a great shot at the playoff.

that ain't happening and it'd depend on how other things played out, but yeah we'd probably be in the playoff.

9/28/2016 9:12:55 PM

Personally I am worried about whether we make it to 4 wins or not but thats just me.

9/29/2016 11:00:41 AM

Like, everyone is fucking trolling.

9/29/2016 11:02:28 AM

i mean...we're obviously not seriously considering the possibility that we win out.

tbh, i still think we go 6-6. should beat wake, bc, cuse. ND and FSU (especially ND) don't look quite as daunting as they once did. Miami at home could be winnable.

9/29/2016 11:03:31 AM

FSU is gonna hang 50+ on us.

9/29/2016 11:09:31 AM