its fucking beautiful out here
and this shit i'm reading is boring as hell

4/7/2006 4:10:45 PM

STFU shitface!

4/7/2006 4:10:58 PM

while surprising someone with saucy pictures is hot...

...finding them for the first time 4 years later isn't

AND THE TIGHTY WHITIES DON'T HELP!

4/7/2006 4:11:05 PM

hahaha
you'll be out soon

4/7/2006 4:12:38 PM

i have a bruise on my collarbone from where brett beat me up last night

4/7/2006 4:22:24 PM

so are you still going to sammy's tonight?

4/7/2006 4:25:02 PM

i guess

4/7/2006 4:25:45 PM

i think i left last night just at the right time
b/c if i had went out with ya'll i would have gotten trashed

4/7/2006 4:25:45 PM

so this is me
i'll be no one else
think that i believe that i was wrong, it's all gone
well that's you
you've got yourself
believe me when i tell you
there's nothing wrong with the sound you've been needing all along

4/7/2006 4:31:04 PM

is poopface on the rag?

4/7/2006 4:39:46 PM

hahahahahah i was about to say the exact same thing

4/7/2006 4:40:16 PM

i did too, i was pretty trashed by the time i got home

4/7/2006 4:44:16 PM

tequilla?

4/7/2006 4:45:56 PM

Is the renaissance fair still going this weekend?

4/7/2006 4:52:17 PM

4/7/2006 4:52:18 PM

i need some fucking

4/7/2006 4:54:05 PM

i found this for you

4/7/2006 4:56:07 PM

4/7/2006 4:57:45 PM

i just typed in "fucking" and that came up, ok

4/7/2006 4:58:20 PM

a red "x"?

4/7/2006 4:58:53 PM

time to roll out this piece and get myself a brew

4/7/2006 4:59:45 PM

oh boo


i guess

4/7/2006 5:00:21 PM

i see it.

Dude in a bath tub drinking a beer with a look that might entice young ladies or frighten young men.

[Edited on April 7, 2006 at 5:04 PM. Reason : description]

4/7/2006 5:04:21 PM

it would entice some men! like the one i found it for

4/7/2006 5:05:22 PM

ha, he might be scared of that guy. I'm afraid i don't want to meet the women it might entice.

4/7/2006 5:06:43 PM

anyone know where to find some good guy-on-guy action?

i'm feeling frisky

4/7/2006 5:08:00 PM

thats what i found! but all you see is a red x

4/7/2006 5:08:31 PM

SO I raped my endo exam, disected my quail like a pro and now I am gonna get a hair cut and get my drink on bitches

4/7/2006 5:08:36 PM

4/7/2006 5:11:27 PM

4/7/2006 5:12:54 PM

almost time to get ready.

4/7/2006 5:30:08 PM

now i wanna download episodes of Dinosaurs

4/7/2006 5:33:27 PM

haha that comic strip is awesome

that and do i wanna shelf up the 12 bucks and tip for a yummy dominos pizza? erummph/////////////

4/7/2006 6:17:53 PM

my bro burned me a cd and it wont play in my car

4/7/2006 6:55:30 PM

5^ hahahahahahhahahahaha

i miss my deliciable...

4/7/2006 7:03:08 PM

There is no such thing as a 'yummy Domino's pizza'.

There are however 'yummy Domino's wings' though.

4/7/2006 7:33:46 PM

... if i could just somehow invent an artificial coug!!!1

4/7/2006 7:36:38 PM

im sleepy
but karens gonna get mad if i dont go out with her

so i guess i should eat something and hop in the shower

4/7/2006 8:17:35 PM

food?

4/7/2006 8:38:42 PM

big ass tittays

4/7/2006 8:43:41 PM

hahahahahha

206 total text messages last month

268 SO FAR this month (15 days) .... and theres 16 more days left in my billing period
its quite possible i'll go over the 500 i just had it changed to

4/7/2006 8:48:16 PM

^You are welcome

4/7/2006 9:11:15 PM

hurry up em and jen

4/7/2006 9:12:10 PM

4/7/2006 9:34:18 PM

i keep drinking a little bit of coffee but i'm really tired

4/8/2006 12:19:06 AM

i still need someone to shoot me

4/8/2006 12:49:45 AM

GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE

4/8/2006 12:52:49 AM

thinkin about how early it is

4/8/2006 12:58:32 AM

fuck it, tears in a bucket

4/8/2006 1:00:36 AM

Holy fuck I'm sore

4/8/2006 10:44:28 AM