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5/19/2008 5:49:00 PM

I wish I only had to focus solely on either my internship or school. Not both at the same time.

5/19/2008 5:58:32 PM

i'm wearing an old shirt that reaks of my bo

5/19/2008 6:42:31 PM

this sounds retarded...but i got the name from a facebook group...

i really want to be "pushed up against a wall and passionately kissed".....


passionately is a gay word...but you get the idea...


there is nothing wrong with being man handled a little....it's pretty hot actually....as long as i don't bump my head in the process

5/20/2008 3:20:34 AM

I've got the hots for t-dubber.

It's not LivinProof (even though she'd still get it)

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 3:39 AM. Reason : asdf]

5/20/2008 3:22:28 AM

you could have just pm'd me

5/20/2008 3:23:29 AM

i want to marry the girl i've been dating for the past year





but i don't think she feels the same way

5/20/2008 3:25:02 AM

I'm too shy. Tee hee.

5/20/2008 3:25:31 AM

no need to be shy...

i'm very friendly

5/20/2008 3:26:30 AM

if you say so

5/20/2008 3:28:01 AM

i've always been very nice to you

5/20/2008 3:28:42 AM

- golf courses in the middle of the desert make me blindingly angry
- I bought a stranger's coffee today
- I'm increasingly girly
- my feet are filthy right now

5/20/2008 3:29:06 AM

oh i know...i was trying to be agreeable so we would bwn faster

5/20/2008 3:29:23 AM

hahaha....k

5/20/2008 3:29:56 AM

Ahaha, DNL and LivinProof, that's a match made in heaven.

5/20/2008 3:32:17 AM

i think the internet would explode

5/20/2008 3:33:11 AM

hahah...SOMETHING would explode...dont think it would be the internet tho

5/20/2008 3:33:45 AM

hahahahhahaha

5/20/2008 3:36:00 AM

ewwwwww

5/20/2008 3:37:41 AM

i'd prolly last like 5 minutes tops

5/20/2008 3:39:57 AM

i'm willing to bet ten serious-dollars that livinproof is totally married now and only makes our dicks dance to impress/piss off her husband.
I also bet I could beat the brakes off of his ass so lets do it, girl. bring slippery things and objects that weren't made to go certain places

5/20/2008 4:12:04 AM

i want my $10 first

5/20/2008 4:15:56 AM

I've been playing System Shock 2 way too much as of late. It's starting to affect the content of my dreams.

5/20/2008 4:49:39 AM

i have recently started (as of yesterday) listening to some really weird shit...

and i feel kind of weird about liking it

5/20/2008 11:00:58 AM

like?

5/20/2008 11:01:36 AM

i refuse to say

5/20/2008 11:02:01 AM

oh

5/20/2008 11:07:37 AM

she's afraid she might get some cred from the pompous entertainment posters

5/20/2008 11:09:38 AM

no...i'm afraid i'm turning into some sort of freak

5/20/2008 11:11:48 AM

thats what happens when you stay awake all night

5/20/2008 11:20:27 AM

I hate how I fill up a cart online with $60 worth in stuff that I need, but free shipping is $100.

My cart is now at 99.96

edit: I added in a $3 something and it's all good

5/20/2008 11:46:40 PM

Should've voted for that tax increase.

5/20/2008 11:48:26 PM

things aren't working out how I thought they would... and that makes me sad.

maybe it's for the best, though.....

5/21/2008 1:11:44 AM

I am sexually confused.

5/21/2008 2:06:21 AM

I am so frustrated and hungry right now

5/21/2008 2:21:16 AM

I am hungry

for love

or something

5/21/2008 2:24:18 AM

I don't think I like anybody anymore.

5/21/2008 12:44:40 PM

i really wanna kill who the fuck ever booked a 730 flight out of charlotte that made me get up at 4am when my meetings werent until TWO FUCKING THIRTY IN THE AFTERNOON

5/21/2008 12:47:00 PM

one of my new neighbors had humongous tits...they got to be like size e

5/21/2008 9:53:36 PM

I'm considering working for the summer in Wyoming.

5/22/2008 1:59:32 AM

im pretty sure i dont love him afterall

5/22/2008 2:00:30 AM

Im pretty sure im drunk as hell and dont care about feelings

5/22/2008 2:56:20 AM

i want to post something but a few people would probably have their period in my thread

5/22/2008 11:35:05 PM

Finding my hidden stash of tootsie rolls has been the best part of my day

5/22/2008 11:37:44 PM

I feel my penis would be inadequate in most situations.

5/22/2008 11:39:30 PM

it is quickly approaching that time...

5/23/2008 2:05:15 AM

there is never enough alcohol...

5/23/2008 2:06:16 AM

i just woke up and took a shower

and i want to just go back to bed

5/23/2008 3:52:12 PM

I rigged the office putting challenge and still lost

5/23/2008 3:54:04 PM

i have a bad habit of coming home, and laying in bed immediately.

it makes me never want to get out of it

5/23/2008 10:24:26 PM