Eggs are like women



It's either long droughts

or they come at you in packs

4/14/2006 6:25:43 AM

this is gay as fuck

^ here is the only person getting any eggs
so im going to lay down for an hour or two because this is a waste of time

4/14/2006 6:50:02 AM

going on an hour dry spell

4/14/2006 7:18:50 AM

must...get...motivated...i've got too much to do to be a lazy ass today.

4/14/2006 9:30:47 AM

head..hurting....

4/14/2006 9:50:06 AM

i hate when people call me at 10 because i'm too tired to get up and too awake to go back to sleep

4/14/2006 10:28:39 AM

i need to get a band going...i mean, just look how rockin i am.

4/14/2006 10:37:45 AM

he is so sweet!!!!!!

4/14/2006 10:49:43 AM

well this day just got shitty

4/14/2006 10:51:12 AM

4/14/2006 10:51:51 AM

go away clouds

4/14/2006 10:51:54 AM

No eggs for me Argentina ...

4/14/2006 10:57:26 AM

i wish emily would wake up, because i'm hungry

4/14/2006 11:15:22 AM

I got an egg on my egg confirmation page and it only gave me one number for my confirmation

Still got one out of the deal though.

What you ladies doing for lunch?

4/14/2006 11:21:09 AM

draft house i think


if she ever gets up

4/14/2006 11:22:26 AM

Immigrants rally in downtown Raleigh today?

Sounds like INS should be taking advantage of this.

4/14/2006 11:29:57 AM

old girls got a nice rack



on price is right

4/14/2006 11:39:41 AM

You mean the one from Missouruh?

4/14/2006 11:41:53 AM

she lost the uhh... dice game

4/14/2006 11:42:15 AM

And I thought I liked older women.

4/14/2006 11:42:54 AM

FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!11

4/14/2006 11:43:23 AM

haha i feel bad for lauren

4/14/2006 11:44:30 AM

aha



adam is a fag

4/14/2006 11:44:33 AM

i need to learn how to roll a blunt...

anyone wanna teach me?

4/14/2006 11:45:29 AM

i'm going to head to the store in a little bit to finish up the work day on the balcony drinking beer - ready for austin nightlife

4/14/2006 11:52:52 AM

The hoveround commercials are nauseating.

4/14/2006 11:54:40 AM

i feel worthless today

but I'm getting paid to be worthless today, so fuck off

4/14/2006 2:13:07 PM

fuck hunting for eggs

4/14/2006 2:14:04 PM

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

4/14/2006 2:49:17 PM

DROR ARE YOU STUCK AT WORK?

ONCE THE BOSS LEAVES WE'RE CARCKING THE LIQOUR BOTTLES OPEN HERE

4/14/2006 2:52:08 PM

i need to write this paper

4/14/2006 2:55:15 PM

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

4/14/2006 2:56:51 PM

i hurt

4/14/2006 3:05:19 PM

I get back from the lake only to find out my sister wants to go right back out there in 20 minutes. my calves are going to be hurting tonight.

4/14/2006 3:14:35 PM

This egg hunt sucks.

4/14/2006 3:17:00 PM

the egg game sucks once everyone knows who is gonna win it

4/14/2006 3:18:09 PM

el nacho is prolly el jackleg

4/14/2006 3:19:26 PM

^Would not be suprised.

4/14/2006 3:24:39 PM

my eyes need to stop itching, fucking allergies

4/14/2006 3:27:58 PM

Quote :

"DROR ARE YOU STUCK AT WORK? ONCE THE BOSS LEAVES WE'RE CARCKING THE LIQOUR BOTTLES OPEN HERE"

I'm guessing that was meant for me...fuck no I'm not at work, mein, today's a paid holiday at my office

4/14/2006 3:37:04 PM

ya i work for a bunch of jews

they hate jesus and easter

4/14/2006 3:38:14 PM

Quote :

"ya i work for a bunch of jews"

try working everyday for a year without a day off!

4/14/2006 3:39:48 PM

you deserve a vacation

4/14/2006 3:43:14 PM

i deserve an orgy

4/14/2006 3:43:47 PM

dude, that's a recording from the future!

4/14/2006 3:44:08 PM

thats what im talking about

4/14/2006 3:44:17 PM

first thing i'm gonna do when i get back is take a shower without shower shoes on

4/14/2006 3:46:02 PM

HAR HAR TIME TO GO TO FALLS LAKE AND GET DRUNKKKK

4/14/2006 3:56:25 PM

I want to love you
and treat you right
I want to love you
everyday and everynight
we will be together
with a roof right over our heads
we'll share the shelter
of my single bed
we will share the same room
...

4/14/2006 4:00:27 PM

set em up

4/14/2006 5:14:40 PM