only thing i'm worried about is if it smells or tastes bad

5/29/2008 10:50:22 PM

im not worried about that cause ive gitten countless compliments, i just need a thing in my you know what ti get me off so a tongue aint shit but a tease, give me the penis kthx, now sucking ciock is amazing cause semen taSTES good and stuff

5/29/2008 10:52:47 PM

imo foreplay isnt that fun if its only one sided

5/29/2008 10:54:03 PM

about a week ago I almost had drunken sex with my gf's roommate

5/29/2008 10:55:53 PM

p,mg

5/29/2008 10:56:56 PM

in a lot of ways, i wish that things were still the way that they were exactly a year ago.

5/29/2008 10:57:15 PM

^^^ good stuff!

5/29/2008 10:58:23 PM

^i know crazy

5/29/2008 11:00:32 PM

what kept you from going through with it?

5/29/2008 11:04:56 PM

my gf called and it would have been really awkward

5/29/2008 11:06:09 PM

not trying to make you talk shit about your gf but who is hotter, the gf or the roomate?

5/29/2008 11:09:24 PM

gf, though the roommate ain't bad....whatcha been up to man?

5/29/2008 11:10:09 PM

I just ate close to a whole subway footlong by myself b/c i was super hungry... all those crappy calories.

5/29/2008 11:11:00 PM

^^omg dude you have no clue how crazy lifes been the past month...u need to come by sometime and i'll tell u about it...to make a long story short my roomie got evicted and i therefore had to move...all this transpired during deadweek(the eviction at least...didnt move til like 2 weeks ago)

how bout yourself?

5/29/2008 11:11:53 PM

I have been thinking about buying a five dollar footlong for at least two months

I can't bring myself to spend that much on two meals.

5/29/2008 11:11:55 PM

aight want to do something this weekend?

5/29/2008 11:13:12 PM

yeah man i aint got shit going on...u know i totaled my car like the day after you helped me move?

5/29/2008 11:16:17 PM

yeah i saw the thread man....lurking on tww. Anyway i'll hit you up saturday or something

5/29/2008 11:17:52 PM

aight cool

5/29/2008 11:19:06 PM

i'm still confused about the gf/roommate sex story. why were you with her roommate while she wasn't there? were you at her apt w/o her? and if you "almost" had drunken sex with her, does that mean you hooked up with her?

5/30/2008 12:01:24 AM

I confess that I have a woody right now, and it's somewhat uncomfortable

5/30/2008 12:56:44 AM

5/30/2008 12:57:36 AM

i put the watch you gave me on two times today without even thinking about it. i haven't touched that watch for 6 and a half months now.

i dreamed about you last night.

as much as i hate to say it because it makes me feel weak; it is true none the less...

i miss you

5/30/2008 3:42:02 AM

i put about the most effort i've ever put into a post for the soap box earlier

5/30/2008 4:24:12 AM

it seems like the older i get the less tolerance i have for shit i find dumb

5/30/2008 5:00:42 AM

The older I get, the more bored I am by live music.

5/30/2008 5:03:27 AM

I feel like it's my fault he won't have a face for the rest of his life.

5/30/2008 7:08:58 AM

this morning when i pulled out to the first light on the way to work, across the street i saw a girl that i met a few weeks ago, and we were supposed to go out

but it never happened, and pretty sure she kinda blew me off

i realized she was at the bus stop, so i start pointing and laughing, fully aware she has no idea what type of car i drive and the sun was behind me blocking

As she boarded the bus, I realized i was the laughable one, b/c i'm sitting in my acura, laughing at a girl who blew me off that rides the bus

(as a note though, she's an exec for a large bank and thuroughly pwns my ballerness)

5/30/2008 9:35:49 AM

5/30/2008 9:37:45 AM

the older i get....the more careless i get...and the decisions i make because dumber and dumber...

5/30/2008 9:44:41 AM

who'd ya screw now

5/30/2008 9:49:39 AM

myself

5/30/2008 9:52:26 AM

sounds like somethin i'd do

5/30/2008 10:00:58 AM

yeah...but this wasn't in the fun way

5/30/2008 10:02:38 AM

oh

that kind of screwing yourself

5/30/2008 10:03:02 AM

I keep postponing finishing my application/cover letter for this new job because I'm secretly scared of them not wanting me!!!

5/30/2008 10:05:30 AM

you gotta have faith!!1

5/30/2008 10:10:51 AM

USE!
MORE!
EXCLAMATION!
POINTS!!!

5/30/2008 10:12:52 AM

I like exclamation points

If you ever meet me, you will see that most of my life is an exclamation point haha. I get really excited when I talk! see

I should carry around a little sign with an exclamation point on it. That would be fun.

5/30/2008 10:19:14 AM

Quote :

"you gotta have faith"

thanks for that song stuck in my head now!

5/30/2008 10:20:30 AM

5/30/2008 10:21:09 AM

Quote :

" I should carry around a little sign with an exclamation point on it. That would be fun."

that'd be funny... and yeah i imagine your voice to be pretty excited with plenty of need for exclamation points

5/30/2008 10:22:14 AM

I've talked to her on the phone quite a bit
she sounds like a phone sex operator

5/30/2008 10:23:11 AM

damnit Luna!

I had "Rhythm of the Night" in my head from terpball, and now it's a remix of that and "Gotta Have Faith"

so it's like........to the beat of the rhythm of the night...faith ah faith ah faith ah faith......BABAYYY

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 10:37 AM. Reason : wow....I really typed this]

5/30/2008 10:24:25 AM

Quote :

"I have been thinking about buying a five dollar footlong for at least two months I can't bring myself to spend that much on two meals. "

wow, are you THAT poor

5/30/2008 10:41:10 AM

hahaha, sorry

5/30/2008 10:41:23 AM

Quote :

""I have been thinking about buying a five dollar footlong for at least two months I can't bring myself to spend that much on two meals. "

$2.50 a meal is too much?

what in the fuck are you eating that's less than $2.50 a meal??

5/30/2008 10:49:27 AM

she's posted before about being on a $1.25/day food budget

srsly

5/30/2008 10:51:42 AM

Quote :

"I've talked to her on the phone quite a bit she sounds like a phone sex operator "

Why am I just seeing this?

I've heard that quite a few times though

5/30/2008 10:56:21 AM

Quote :

"she's posted before about being on a $1.25/day food budget srsly "

i could eat enough ramon to cover $1.25 a day

well actually i'd probably die from all the sodium..but you get my point

no wonder she's so skinny

5/30/2008 11:02:21 AM