^^ whatever i just got hair bangs. they're totally cute ok.

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 10:06 PM. Reason : total fail. page whatever it is.]

3/8/2010 10:06:15 PM

Nobody reads 49

Quote :

"I know exactly how Stiletto felt when he posted that... About doing it for himself... I was there, at that exact same point, once... I decided to give it another day for "shits and giggles" (more or less) and I'm glad I did. The next day forever changed my life for the better. It's crazy to look back and think what all I would have missed out on if I went through with it... One day... That's all I needed. The saying, "You do not know what tomorrow brings" is very cliche, but so true..."

3/8/2010 10:07:11 PM

^ whoever sent that, I really needed it...thanks...and thanks for reposting it, otherwise I wouldn'ta seen it

3/8/2010 10:09:59 PM

send me someeee

3/9/2010 2:53:25 AM

Quote :

"I want to fuck a random stranger soooooooo bad, but my instincts tell me it is a bad idea."

3/9/2010 3:08:33 AM

I want confessions. Thxu!

3/9/2010 5:47:00 AM

Quote :

"i fucking hate when people say "nobody reads 49" in threads its a fucking message board. youre already fucking lazy for even reading it, how fucking lazy can you be to not read back at least one page. it might take like 2 minutes. "

3/9/2010 7:45:44 AM

that's not really a confession, that's more of a statement.

3/9/2010 8:32:35 AM

I want some confessions plz

3/9/2010 8:37:32 AM

I could take some too.

3/9/2010 10:11:20 AM

Quote :

"the only way i know how to get skinny is to eat nothing but Adderall and run. If I up my dosage and do the exercise I know I could at least wear a swimsuit by summer"

3/9/2010 12:48:48 PM

here's a tip

PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE!

3/9/2010 12:54:06 PM

Quote :

"It's my secret wish to come upon a devout Catholic on the brink of dying and do everything in my power to save him while pointedly and repeatedly refusing to contact a priest so he can receive extreme unction."

3/9/2010 1:17:17 PM

Quote :

"There's a guy who likes me a lot who has asked me to do fun things with him. When we go out with friends, he always manages to pay for at least a portion of my drinks, if not all, despite my attempts to pay my bill. We have a lot of the same friends. He's fun, funny, cute, smart, successful, nice and just an overall cool guy. I want to want to date him. But he's a really chubby guy and physically, I'm just not attracted to him. I wish I could take him on as a project, but that's just mean. Why do the movies (Clueless, for example) always make it seem so easy to give someone a makeover?"

Quote :

"I am sooooo hungry. But I'm on a diet and the only foods I want to eat are off-limits. Like sausage, buttery biscuits and gravy. I would kill some Bojangles right now. Also, sometimes I can't tell if I'm hungry or horny. It's weird. I wish I were in a relationship so I could test the horny theory first before chowing down on food."

3/9/2010 2:19:10 PM

^could just be thirsty

people mistake thirst for hunger, maybe could mistake it for horndoggedness

3/9/2010 2:27:54 PM

3/9/2010 2:30:05 PM

i want confessions!

3/9/2010 2:52:35 PM

Quote :

"I am thirsty for some man juice"

3/9/2010 3:48:02 PM

Everybody wants confessions.

3/9/2010 3:51:18 PM

Not me. I've got enough drama in my life. If you send me any confessions, I'll eat your children.

3/9/2010 5:26:00 PM

BTTT

3/10/2010 12:54:46 AM

Quote :

"My head is so screwy. I wear a size zero or two and still feel like a whale because I see so many girls who are skinnier than me. My body image is making me go crazy."

3/10/2010 1:52:36 PM

^clearly a lie

there are no girls on here

3/10/2010 1:54:59 PM

lolz

3/10/2010 2:16:11 PM

That was actually jersey86's own confession quoted to make it seem like it came from someone else.

3/10/2010 2:17:31 PM

^I was thinking that but didn't want to say anything

3/10/2010 2:38:00 PM

^^ yeah, i do not wish to be as small as a size 0, let alone smaller. a 3 or 5 would be nice.

3/10/2010 5:10:44 PM

send some to me

3/10/2010 10:40:24 PM

what is this? i found it on c-list

Flexing e-peen - m4m - 21 (Raleigh)

Date: 2010-03-10, 10:12PM EST
Reply To This Post

you were on the wolf web flexing your e.peen about some miley cyrus. I'd sure love to stroke it

-b

3/10/2010 10:45:29 PM

ahahaha

wait why are you on m4m

[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]

3/10/2010 10:46:28 PM

hunting for funny shit to post on TDUB DUH!!!

3/10/2010 10:47:43 PM

i will take a few confessions

3/10/2010 11:18:09 PM

i predict this thread will explode after spring break

3/10/2010 11:23:12 PM

^ most people on here don't get a spring break

3/10/2010 11:24:04 PM

^ i do and im pretty fuckin pumped about it

3/10/2010 11:24:39 PM

well maybe the lurkers will confess stuff.

3/10/2010 11:25:41 PM

MAYBE I'LL CONFESS STUFF ONE DAY.

3/10/2010 11:38:10 PM

Quote :

"I really like this girl. I feel like I'm in hs again. "

no more lame confessions plz

3/11/2010 4:49:25 PM

I can haz confession?

3/16/2010 11:55:06 PM

I would also like a confession.

3/16/2010 11:59:18 PM

I will take some confessions

3/17/2010 2:23:31 PM

Quote :

"sometimes i wish that i couldn't have kids so i wouldn't have to worry about making the decision in the future "

Quote :

"When I was four, I OD'd on Flinstones vitamins. "

Quote :

"I trim up every time I think there's a chance I'm getting laid. Otherwise, it's a veritable jungle down there. "

Quote :

"I only like boys who are emotionally unavailable "

Quote :

"I know that was the lamest confession ever, however I have confessed so much that I ran out of good ones. my bad. "

3/17/2010 3:09:16 PM

haha

^samesies on the one about running out of shit to confess.

3/17/2010 3:10:57 PM

Quote :

"This Saturday, I will have been divorced for 10 years. "

Quote :

"im a sex addict "

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

3/17/2010 3:16:01 PM

Quote :

"I once tried to wax my balls and pulled the color from them."

3/17/2010 3:31:04 PM

confess to me

3/17/2010 8:55:32 PM

Quote :

"I stumbled upon naked photos of my wife's sister on the interwebs. My wife doesn't know they exist and the sister-in-law has no idea I've seen them. "

3/17/2010 9:10:25 PM

Quote :

"I only like boys who are emotionally unavailable"

I gotta get on this.

3/17/2010 9:11:07 PM

Quote :

" I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends™) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad "

3/26/2010 2:13:32 PM

confessions plz

3/26/2010 2:14:53 PM