^^ seems like that would remove a lot of the anonymity

4/14/2010 10:22:45 AM

Quote :

"I had a girls night out with my gfs a couple of weeks ago. We got super tipsy and made new friends. When going through my camera the next day, my friend found a pic of me kissing a random girl that night. I don't remember this taking place, but apparently it did. I get affectionate while drinking, apparently. "

4/14/2010 10:24:15 AM

Wow - wonder who THAT one was from

4/14/2010 11:04:35 AM

I can take confessions now my childrens.

4/14/2010 11:14:28 AM

Quote :

" I am Lillian Griffin"

thank-you for sharing my child.

and you never friended me

4/14/2010 11:34:12 AM

Quote :

"I am Lillian Griffin"

ok people make up your mind over which one is this Lillian Griffin chick.

although I do like the name Lillian.

4/14/2010 11:45:55 AM

the edit post function is working properly
please use it

4/14/2010 11:50:13 AM

phwgip

4/14/2010 11:50:40 AM

Quote :

"I am Lillian Griffin "

and our third.

yes thank-you gunzz

4/14/2010 11:51:39 AM

Quote :

"I am NOT Lillian Griffin"

1 down, a lot to go

4/14/2010 11:56:39 AM

Quote :

"I'm not dnl "

4/14/2010 11:57:51 AM

Is that "I am not dnl" or "I am not drunknloaded"?

4/14/2010 11:58:34 AM

that is what they sent, and actually there was a kissy face too.

4/14/2010 11:59:49 AM

I'll post in your thread

4/22/2010 9:43:18 AM

I humbly accept confessions.

4/22/2010 10:33:42 AM

Quote :

"I got a job offer today for a cool job in a field I'm very interested in, but I had to turn it down bc the pay sux0red. Sadness. I hate this economy. "

4/22/2010 10:37:06 AM

Quote :

"I just recently realized that a relationship on the internet is not the same as a relationship in the real world. How can 2 people be so compatible on line and fail so miserably at getting along in real life? It's kind of sad. I've been bummed out most of the week. Almost like I'm mourning a loss. Such is life I guess, but it hurts. "

4/22/2010 10:38:20 AM

Quote :

"I thought the guy I was seeing was cool, but last night I got the feeling that it might not work. He got mad at me last night bc he said I'm, "too responsible." and that I care too much about my career. He said I don't make enough time for him and that I'm too career-driven. He also said that someone my age shouldn't worry so much about their career. I got pissed and told him, "I don't have time to argue about this. Yes, my career is important to me. I'm going home." And I left and we haven't spoken since. I don't think I'm in the wrong, so I'm not apologizing. "

4/22/2010 10:53:02 AM

^^ srsly? online =! irl.....

^ he sounds like a loser

4/22/2010 12:28:34 PM

^2 go girl (or guy)



I want confessionsss



yay

Quote :

"Today, I visited the physical therapist. I have a hamstring injury, where I tore the tendon that connects my hamstring to my hip (think underneath my buttocks). The physical therapist did some great massage work, which was a bit awkward since she was massaging just underneath my right buttock, a few inches from my pork and beans, while I was wearing boxer shorts and gym shorts. It was possible that my junk could have been visible, but I hope not. But wait, it gets worse. So, the reason I went to this physical therapist is because it was recommended to me by the daughter of my parent's neighbor, a girl a few years younger than me that I've known for a long time. She recommended it because she works there. At the end of this physical therapy session, the therapist recommended an ultrasound to get a clear view of the damage. The ultrasounds are performed by the assistants who work there. I'm sure you can see where this is going. So, today I had the pleasure of having my ass ultrasounded by my neighbor's daughter. I sure hope my junk was hidden inside my boxer shorts."

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 1:03 PM. Reason : confession]

4/22/2010 12:53:48 PM

how is that any kind of a "confession"?

sounds just like a funny story.

wtf is wrong with some of you.

4/22/2010 1:05:47 PM

i don't think any of us really want the answer to that

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 1:07 PM. Reason : 42024 palindrome]

4/22/2010 1:06:29 PM

Quote :

"At a recent wedding, the bride was trying to set me up with a guy named John and she also was trying to set up my friend Dawn with this guy named Ryan. Well, we all hit it off and we headed back with the guys to their hotel room so we could get ready to go out to a bar. Well, apparently Dawn and Ryan got into a little argument on the way over because she was stupid drunk and she told me she was upset and didn't want to go out. Trying to fix the situation as fast as possible and keep Dawn from crying, I told Dawn to follow me and I yelled to the guys, "We'll be right back!" and then we ran out of the hotel and back to our car as fast as possible and ditched them. Later, the bride asked me how I liked John, and I told her that I liked him a lot, but that I did something bad, and I told her the story. She now swears that she will never try to set up her girlfriends with guys ever again."

4/22/2010 1:07:19 PM

Quote :

"I have a huge crush on my colleague, so I avoid him and try not to talk to him because I don't want to like him more. And I've already been involved in 3 serious, long-term workplace romances in the past 5 years. "

4/22/2010 1:12:13 PM

i never get any confessions


scratch that - i dont get legit confessions

but i'll try again and people should send me some

4/22/2010 1:13:05 PM

also not a confession.^^^.

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 1:17 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2010 1:13:50 PM

Quote :

"If my sister has kids before I do and uses the name I've wanted for years for a son, I know part of me will be highly upset and I will most likely resent her for a while. I know, sounds fucked up, but I think it bothers me that she's once again trying to take an idea of mine and say it was hers. But I'll probably just have to suck it up in the end because she's older than me and thinks her clock is ticking and will most likely rush into marriage with her new boyfriend... (On a rational note: I know that's a little ridiculous to say because there's a chance I might not even have a son but it still bothers me.) "

i guess this one is better, but if i had to rate it using a single character i would use "~"

4/22/2010 1:18:21 PM

Quote :

"My sister is crushing on a PBR drinking hipster and it makes me both and "

4/29/2010 11:29:21 AM

Quote :

"i'd date lucyinthesky"

hook a brotha up

5/2/2010 11:40:55 PM

Quote :

"while these past two nights have absolutely ruled, I'm still a bit sad (she is totally going to read this. oh well)"

5/6/2010 2:35:20 AM

^^
I can haz confessions?

5/6/2010 3:28:05 AM

me too

5/6/2010 3:40:48 AM

Sent some. Send me some, too!

5/6/2010 7:41:46 AM

Quote :

"i'm taking the military aptitude test today and i'm nervous as all hell. i really want to pursue a military career... and if i don't do well enough i'm scared that it will be lost. "

Quote :

"I just cleaned my bowl for the first time in years instead of studying. I figure the chances of me passing are low but the chances of me needing to get baked after it are pretty high. Priorities, I has them. "

5/6/2010 9:02:23 PM

accepting confessions now!

5/6/2010 9:03:26 PM

5/6/2010 9:04:28 PM

da fuck you have a grin for?

i will break that grill

5/6/2010 9:05:15 PM

Confession

Quote :

"!"

5/6/2010 9:08:14 PM

Quote :

"My Boner-747 needs to make an emergency landing and there's not a landing strip in sight! "

5/6/2010 9:40:35 PM

btt i's bored

5/12/2010 12:24:18 PM

Quote :

"Went and had sex in a classroom in EB1 on Centennial Campus after TWW Anniversary Party "

5/12/2010 12:28:21 PM

i am bored...accepting confessions now!

5/12/2010 12:29:47 PM

me too!

5/12/2010 12:30:02 PM

Quote :

"I sleep nude, even on trips. Going on a trip soon with a bunch of people, sharing a room with my wife's best friend. Pretty sure she's gonna get an eyeful, by accident, of course. "

5/12/2010 12:31:54 PM

Quote :

"i had sex for the first time in a long time last night - and instead of it relieving my urges to have sex... it just made it worse "

Funny how that happens!

5/12/2010 12:33:13 PM

Quote :

"I have no desire to get married or raise children. This makes me feel like a failure of a person. "

5/12/2010 12:33:21 PM

Accepting confessions NOW!!!

5/12/2010 12:36:59 PM

taking confessions while thinking of some..

5/12/2010 12:37:13 PM

I, too

5/12/2010 12:37:18 PM

Quote :

"My booty call friend gets in the way of actual significant other prospects. Hard to stop something that's good."

5/12/2010 12:43:33 PM