and I just got the green light to leave whenever I want



choke on that 888 foolzz

[Edited on May 26, 2006 at 1:44 PM. Reason : z]

5/26/2006 1:43:56 PM

see you soon

5/26/2006 1:44:27 PM

5/26/2006 1:45:30 PM

pz n hair grease


i tell a coworker this and she's all "yeah good luck with that"
she's a very bitter/depressed lady

5/26/2006 1:50:58 PM

what an asshole

5/26/2006 1:53:02 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! we're closing at 4!!!!!!!

I AM AWESOME

5/26/2006 2:02:47 PM

HAHAHAHA

http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/05/26/dumb_driver_states/index.html

5/26/2006 2:25:56 PM

5/26/2006 2:26:32 PM

Quote :

"Insurance company exam indicates one in 11 drivers would fail state licensing exam."

I'm honestly shocked it isn't higher. hell, there is a chance i would if asked SPECIFICS, but that being said i'm a safe and responsible driver.

5/26/2006 2:27:53 PM

there's the actual test at the bottom of that column...i just took it and got 80%--d'oh! 70% is passing

5/26/2006 2:33:23 PM

Health care is a mess and no one that can fix it will ever be elected.

5/26/2006 2:34:36 PM

i live in chapel hill now & need a job

5/26/2006 2:37:54 PM

and there's that terrible song

5/26/2006 3:11:31 PM

oh rico, so silly

5/26/2006 3:15:08 PM

i got a 90 on the driver test.

5/26/2006 3:19:21 PM

man people can't drive today

5/26/2006 3:24:01 PM

*sigh*

5/26/2006 3:44:58 PM

^ did you do it?

5/26/2006 3:48:56 PM

I'm at work with my best friend, and her job is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

But I'm here to make it better for her!

5/26/2006 3:49:06 PM

[Edited on May 26, 2006 at 3:57 PM. Reason : nm]

5/26/2006 3:53:57 PM

TIME TO BALL IT UP WITH BEN WALLACE AND JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH ON CARY PARKWAY AGAIN

5/26/2006 5:46:52 PM

5/26/2006 7:24:08 PM

looks like my bro's time here is done

5/26/2006 7:24:54 PM

utoh

5/26/2006 7:26:53 PM

4 day weekend!!!!!

5/26/2006 7:27:22 PM

3½ day weekend, good'nuff

5/26/2006 7:54:57 PM

and there he goes

5/26/2006 8:49:05 PM

3 Day Weekend

Jay Stu's a maniac
a freaking maniac

5/26/2006 9:08:04 PM

don't know what to do

5/26/2006 9:17:34 PM

so i go downstairs to get something and i figure i gotta pee why not go in the downstairs bathroom

walk in

look at myself in the mirror

see some black thing in reflection

turn around and there is this big ass cockroach on the wall



[Edited on May 26, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : i covered that bitch in raid]

5/26/2006 11:57:14 PM

I thought you were gonna say a big black man come to bungle you

5/26/2006 11:58:16 PM

ITS FUCKING HOT IN HERE

5/27/2006 1:11:44 AM

but yea
watching the producers until i crash

5/27/2006 1:47:02 AM

how old is monica bellucci? she's the perpetual hawtness

5/27/2006 1:49:11 AM

Holy shit.


Its funny what amphetamines can do to a person.


if this isnt a cry for help i dont know what is

5/27/2006 2:16:33 AM

if the douche-bags across the damn parking lot don't stop shouting their stupid fratty chants, i'm going to go over there and kill them.

5/27/2006 2:24:51 AM

WHAT A FUCKING NIGT I LOVED IT ~~~~!!!

5/27/2006 3:18:08 AM

^^^thats hot

5/27/2006 3:19:47 AM

i fucking wake up 3 hours later than i have all week and this is what happens

cant sleep til like 5am

5/27/2006 4:09:46 AM

Quote :

"I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck "

5/27/2006 11:24:57 AM

i feels goooooood in my house

5/27/2006 11:56:00 AM

don't know what to wear!

5/27/2006 1:03:00 PM

clothes!

5/27/2006 1:03:46 PM

i took your advice, thanks!

5/27/2006 1:18:11 PM

i love gettin my huuur did

5/27/2006 2:03:32 PM

now THAT was a good nap

5/27/2006 4:31:50 PM

he's still sleeping

5/27/2006 4:33:21 PM

i figured

5/27/2006 4:38:00 PM

you should see his hair

5/27/2006 4:38:51 PM

5/27/2006 4:39:23 PM