i find LP78 to be quite attractive... then again i am probably too old for her anyway

6/15/2008 7:09:23 PM

I'm a sucker for girls with nice tits who love giving head and like anal

6/15/2008 7:11:00 PM

i havent taken a shower in a pretty good while; i'm also hungry but lack motivation for cooking...i also need to clean up my kitchen but i lack the motivation for that too

6/15/2008 8:42:51 PM

I have all of the windows open in my room, and I'm still hot and sweating. It's not even all that hot or humid outside. I think it's because my computer and every other computer-related device is running all the time. But I don't feel like turning it off and I'm too cheap to turn on the a/c.

6/15/2008 9:02:18 PM

you'd rather be miserable than spend a few bucks?

that's pretty sad

6/15/2008 9:04:38 PM

I didn't say I was miserable, just that I'm kinda hot. Don't put in my words, b.

And you'd shave a few dollars here and there too if you didn't have a high-paying job.

6/15/2008 9:10:11 PM

oh sorry..assumed hot and sweating was miserable, guess that's just me

i dunno, seems like you'd turn some stuff of that's wasting energy if you're that worried about the electricity bill.. it'd save you money and help you cool off

6/15/2008 9:10:59 PM

this is so depressing....come on tdub...

6/16/2008 12:33:46 AM

i spent 300 dollars on my ex girlfriend this week. i may have done similar before...cannot be confirmed.

6/16/2008 1:09:48 AM

TWW, not what it used to be.

6/16/2008 1:12:06 AM

it sorta annoys the hell out of me that my family (mostly my dad) bitched at me about gaining weight....

so i lost weight...like 40+ pounds....

now i find out they talk about me behind my back and talk about how i don't need to lose anymore....or my dad constantly gives backhanded compliments about how awful i looked and how i look more like his daughter now instead of my grandmother....and my friends are just as bad....


my mom has basically been the only person to be positively supportive of me...

i mean....they can't have it both ways...don't bitch at me for something, then when i fix it try to make me feel bad about that too....

6/16/2008 5:21:17 AM

i dont get how thats your parents wanting it both ways...sounds like they complained when you were fatter, and now hes saying you look more like his daughter now than your grandmother, which is a compliment

6/16/2008 5:24:24 AM

ohhh yeah my parents always comment on my weight when i go home. saying how much better i look now that i've lost my freshman 15...and then some...

i weigh like 5 pounds less than i did when i ENTERED college..

6/16/2008 5:37:58 AM

i weigh like 25 pounds less than i did when i entered college but i had mono when i entered so that kinda doesnt count

6/16/2008 5:52:20 AM

ohhh haha yeah mono made me gain a lot of weight freshman year. ugh i had that for MONTHS.

6/16/2008 5:54:37 AM

Unless you misspoke that completely does not make ANY sense

6/16/2008 5:55:13 AM

when you have mono you're weak as hell...aka she couldn't work off any weight she was gaining

makes sense

6/16/2008 7:09:21 AM

it's not my dad that talks about me...it's more my sister-in-law...


but my dad's way of complimenting me is to say "man i'm glad you don't look like shit anymore" instead of a simple "you look nice"

6/16/2008 7:10:47 AM

not in my opnion(the makes sense comment)


i agree with the weak as hell thing, but everyone i've ever known with mono lost weight...usually if someone is weak as hell they dont eat a lot

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 7:11 AM. Reason : ^ahh]




ok i guess it "makes sense", but i've literally never heard of someone gaining weight while being on mono

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 7:15 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 7:15 AM. Reason : makes more sense to lose weight imo]

6/16/2008 7:11:16 AM

my parents tell me to gain some damn weight when I go home so I don't look like a concentration camp victim

might be manageable if I had $$

6/16/2008 1:45:25 PM

it's pouring outside.

i desperately want to go outside and run around like a little kid

6/16/2008 3:45:46 PM

i've walked so much lately my ass muscles are really sore

6/16/2008 8:21:04 PM

i just went pee and when i was shaking my pecker a drop of pee hit my eye

6/16/2008 11:04:53 PM

I frequently underestimate my emotions on important things, which royally fucks things up down the road.

and I would give a lot for something to knock me out for 6 hours, but not make me drowsy tomorrow when I get up at 7.

6/17/2008 1:01:41 AM

I run red lights.

Either because they're fresh and I'm in a hurry, or because there's no one else, and it's one of the lights that changes whether anyone is there or not.

I always check for other cars, but also for cops. I missed a cop today

I didn't get pulled. I have no clue why.

6/18/2008 11:27:15 AM

Quote :

"ohhh haha yeah mono made me gain a lot of weight freshman year. ugh i had that for MONTHS."

what?? I lost 15lbs when i got mono. It doesn't sound like that much but im short and that was like 10% of my body mass. How the hell did you gain weight?

6/18/2008 12:41:26 PM

i hate these basketball shorts...the crotch area is white and easily outlines to my dong and if i get a boner its so obvious

6/18/2008 3:13:26 PM

i slept 30 hours in 48 hours this week

6/19/2008 11:11:49 AM

I lie much more often than I tell the truth

6/19/2008 11:13:32 AM

LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE!

6/19/2008 11:14:50 AM

i'm sick but won't go to the doctor because i dont want to shell out $100 for someone to tell me to drink lots of fluids and rest

6/19/2008 11:47:02 AM

i've been deliberately starving myself as of late so my body can develop an intollerance to hunger even if i physically exert myself

6/19/2008 4:06:05 PM

i'm incredibly jealous of my friend getting engaged....

mostly cause i wish i was too

6/19/2008 8:33:23 PM

I got misty when Wallace got killed in season 1 of The Wire

6/19/2008 8:47:03 PM

i'm bout to take 5 tylenol pm

6/19/2008 10:37:19 PM

Why not thirty?

6/19/2008 10:38:26 PM

Quote :

"intollerance"

6/19/2008 10:39:34 PM

there are a lot of girls that I've treated badly


I didn't feel bad about doing so at the time
I still don't feel bad about it
and I doubt that I ever will


the main reason that I don't feel bad is because I said "I'm not looking for a relationship". It's their fault for catching feelings.

6/19/2008 10:43:46 PM

sometimes when i read emces posts i want to bang my head against a desk but then i realize how people must feel about me

6/19/2008 11:34:12 PM

i need to chill the f* out sometimes. life's too short to be so worried.

6/19/2008 11:35:55 PM

I don't understand why, when I walk by random women, they smile at me as if to say hello. Is this some kind of cultural thing and I just didn't get the memo? Why would you smile at me and greet me if you don't know me? It's never guys that do this, it's always women. I don't understand it in the slightest. And no, I don't think they're trying to solicit sexual relations from me.

6/19/2008 11:36:41 PM

I'm exactly the opposite. If they smile, I immediately think that I have something on my face, then I think they might think I'm hot, so I'm like "hi, my name is " but it comes out sounding like "blurg fliheineri gorgorthorp".

6/20/2008 7:15:43 AM

aint worn fresh draws in like 4 days

6/20/2008 2:47:35 PM

hope you got some goldbond or lysol or something

6/20/2008 3:00:01 PM

goldbond

6/20/2008 3:31:10 PM

i just had a nap

i think i'm gonna shower, and then have another

6/20/2008 3:32:03 PM

found my wallet

6/20/2008 3:50:50 PM

i just lost the wallet i stole

6/20/2008 3:51:34 PM

I have accomplished absolutely nothing today, and I'm going to reward myself by eating Chinese and watching McKlintock!

6/20/2008 10:07:38 PM

I've spread glue on my desk, for the sole purpose of peeling it off

6/20/2008 11:01:41 PM