AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Konfess
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/18/2010 10:18:54 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I leave cabnit doors open solely to annoy my husband " |
5/18/2010 10:21:58 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I LOVE that this one was sent to me. Hell, I love how many butt-centric confessions I've gotten.
I feel like jesus gathering his disciples around him
Quote : | "my girlfriend has pegged me very gently with a very small buttplug thing. i found it to be enjoyable in small doses. " |
5/18/2010 10:22:24 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
i'll take some now and repay tomorrow 5/18/2010 10:29:06 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i hate when guys try to act like good friends when they need money!
Story - So this dude needs money for his wedding. I havent spoken to him from long time (3-4yrs)...he calls me and tell me i HAVE to attend his wedding and all...and when i tell him i cant....he asked me for the dough. I was busy this weekend and dint answer his call, he sends me a mail telling me how he is dependent on me giving him the money!
now i fuckin' hate myself for making shitty friends! i cant cant cant trust anyone! " |
5/18/2010 10:30:32 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
^Aww.. you can trust me boo.
nohomo. 5/18/2010 10:31:12 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
fine bitches i don't want to hear your shit anyways
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/18/2010 10:32:30 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "6 years later after dating my ex, I had sex with her. I want more, but alas, I think I used my only shot " |
5/18/2010 10:34:33 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Sometimes Grey's Anatomy makes me cry. " |
5/18/2010 10:41:28 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I sometimes imagine what it's like to live disabled. Like to have a symdrome or condition for a day (ie: blindness, deafness, phantom pains, Schizophrenia, Alzheimer, etc) " |
strange confession.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.5/18/2010 10:51:44 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I spent $1,000 on clothes today " |
5/18/2010 11:42:44 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
5/18/2010 11:44:34 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Why hello, i could enjoy a confession 5/18/2010 11:52:29 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My job sucks. It's killing me. I don't enjoy it anymore. It doesn't challenge me. I can do better than this. I need to do better than this. I finally figured out why I'm depressed. It's because of work. I feel like my brain is shriveling up and dying inside my head. I need something more rewarding, something that demands more out of me. I've got so much potential and energy and I'm not using by maybe 5% of my ability.
Gosh, I never thought I'd be depressed about work and this is coming from a work-a-holic... " |
5/19/2010 12:57:38 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on May 19, 2010 at 1:14 AM. Reason : ^ i feel ya]
5/19/2010 1:13:56 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was eating dip and got it on my fingers. My instinctive reaction was to wipe my fingers off in my hair
I'm disgusting " |
5/19/2010 3:12:20 AM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
post 5/19/2010 3:22:29 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
send your confessions to me! 5/19/2010 9:43:55 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "For the last week I have been eating cottage cheese that was "best by" sometime in February. It got lost in the back of my fridge for a while, then I avoided it because I thought it would be gross. But I took it out and opened it and it looked fine, so I ate it. It's delicious. " |
5/19/2010 9:55:23 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
From yesterday
Quote : | "I constantly worry that my boyfriend is cheating on me." |
Quote : | "I enjoy plucking my nose hairs. The feeling I get is just sensational!" |
5/20/2010 12:41:22 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
tttt 5/20/2010 10:01:47 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
sure i'll take some confessions 5/20/2010 10:02:48 AM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
me too 5/20/2010 10:08:39 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Me three.
Quote : | "I'm intrigued by the idea of gettin' pegged. " |
[Edited on May 20, 2010 at 11:38 AM. Reason : I <3 TWW]5/20/2010 11:28:47 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not only do I pee in the shower, I enjoy it. A lot." |
5/20/2010 11:41:49 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had a vaguely sex-themed dream about a TWWer last night
It was the happy, companionable type of sex dream, not the horny kind that makes you horny when you wake up. " |
5/23/2010 12:02:30 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
you people and your dreams of me. Its cool I understand why.
I would be happy to have a confession or 2.
Quote : | "A bunch of people at my work, presumably with families and less fortunate than I am, were laid off in the past few months. I do absolutely nothing at my work and slack off all the time. I just got a promotion and a raise. I'm also planning on quitting in the next 2 months.
Should I feel guilty?" |
the answer is [NO]. this coming from somebody who was the one laid off while others kept their jobs who didn't really do anything but slack off.
[Edited on May 23, 2010 at 12:24 PM. Reason : there we go]5/23/2010 12:09:07 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
its a slow night, lets rev this thread up 5/23/2010 7:45:54 PM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114364 Posts user info edit post |
5/23/2010 7:47:18 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I always smell my fingers. It's compulsory. " |
5/23/2010 7:48:25 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Make mah inbox green. 5/23/2010 7:50:25 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can't stop daydreaming about the last guy I dated. I'm a loser. " |
5/23/2010 7:54:26 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A little gross, but I've been having phantom boogers or other nose garbage, so I'm always rubbing my nose like a crackhead lately. Not shoving fingers up there, and there's rarely anything, but its like a twitch or somethin." |
5/23/2010 7:55:56 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I only really listen to about 10 artists, and approximately 80 songs, on my 16GB mp3 player that has over 8GB of music. I feel like it makes me weird compared to other people" |
That's what shuffle's for?5/23/2010 8:00:17 PM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114364 Posts user info edit post |
nobody is confessing to me
how could ya 5/23/2010 8:00:36 PM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114364 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I grinded with this one girl for a solid 4 hours but would not let myself get a hard-on. She wants me, but I like somebody else." |
5/23/2010 8:04:54 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had sexual relations in the parking lot of Ruckus. " |
5/23/2010 8:05:22 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I have not had a confession in a while so I will take your secrets. 5/23/2010 8:27:21 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
but i am easier to confess to so send them to me
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/23/2010 8:27:48 PM |
bassman803 All American 16965 Posts user info edit post |
random confession: my inbox hasnt been green in over a year 5/23/2010 8:57:31 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am constantly wondering if I am actually making progress to my potential, if I am going to slow to reach it any time soon, or if my potential is lower than I think and I am already basically there." |
I hear ya! I hope it is not too slow.
Quote : | "i'm gonna ask my gf to marry me soon " |
that is beautiful. Another one bites the dust?
[Edited on May 23, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : one]5/23/2010 9:35:17 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
I am currently in the market for a confession. please deliver. 5/23/2010 9:49:30 PM |
bassman803 All American 16965 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "
I do this yoga exercise to queef/fart when I am bloated. It feels so good! " |
5/23/2010 10:50:21 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
i will take some confessions! 5/25/2010 1:19:37 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If I met quagmire02 IRL, I'd probably punch him. " |
Quote : | "I have seen naked pictures of about 80% of the female TWWers who regularly post. " |
5/25/2010 1:28:08 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ i bet i know who the second one is from 5/25/2010 1:28:35 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
I've never been sent pic's from tww-ers... but I have seen several of them IRL naked though 5/25/2010 1:31:08 PM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
i will take confession. keep me entertained tww. 5/25/2010 2:21:06 PM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Last night I had a dream that thumper gave my boyfriend a blow job and I woke up mad at her bc I think she would be better at it than I am. " |
5/25/2010 2:25:21 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
You can't post your own confessions that's cheating 5/25/2010 2:28:37 PM |