page 9!!!

1/2/2002 10:50:33 PM

Homer: Jazz. They just make that stuff up as the go. <sounds out Mary Had a Little Lamb using "dee" in place of lyrics>

Marge: That's Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Homer: Ok then. <sounds out Mary Had a Little Lamb using "doo" in place of lyrics>

Marge: That's the same song. You just replaced dees with doos.

Homer: D'oh!

1/2/2002 10:54:13 PM

After hitting the statue

Homer: D'oh

Marge: A deer

Lisa: A female deer.

1/3/2002 12:04:42 AM

From the same episode

Lisa: Dad, your sinking into the tar.
Homer: Thats ok. What I'll do first is grab hold of my feet with my hands, then i pull my hands out with my teeth.

1/3/2002 12:05:42 AM

"What? It's not Magagie's birthday?"

1/4/2002 3:05:25 PM

"AHHHH!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!! Purple Drapes!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!"

1/4/2002 3:11:32 PM

"Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

1/4/2002 7:31:01 PM

BART: *burp*
MARGE: Bart! *fart* Well, that shut me up!

1/4/2002 9:14:56 PM

<the banner hanging on the school on Fire Safety Day> "LEARN BABY, LEARN!"

1/4/2002 11:48:40 PM

Homer: "More like somebody is coming out of the pep closet!"

1/5/2002 12:20:27 AM

My cat's breath? It smells like cat food.

1/5/2002 8:56:58 AM

My only friends are grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

[Edited on January 8, 2002 at 5:14 PM. Reason : foo]

1/8/2002 5:13:48 PM

Ok, here's the plan. I will wire Bart the money to come home, and then I will kill him.

No!!! Then he'll know I told!!!

1/8/2002 5:44:31 PM

Lisa, you tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.




kiljadn, i think i got to that one first.

1/8/2002 6:14:57 PM

Yeah, I know, I just had to reiterate.

1/8/2002 7:01:12 PM

ok. just letting you know.

1/8/2002 8:02:52 PM

Troy McClure: HI!! You might remember me from such instructional videos as Mothballing your battleship and Dig your own Grave and Save!!!

1/9/2002 11:05:56 PM

Ralph: ahhh my face is on fire!

1/10/2002 2:59:13 PM

Homer: "Stupid TV! Say something funny!!!"

1/10/2002 3:09:44 PM

I dont know, there is a lot of buzz around Lenny this year.

1/10/2002 11:12:01 PM

past times when i claimed to like your were false

i engaged in intercourse with your spouse or signifigant other............now thats psychology!!!

1/10/2002 11:58:55 PM

Past instances when I professed to like you were fraudulant!

1/11/2002 12:16:25 AM

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T" - Homer upon receiving HS diploma...

1/11/2002 2:12:48 AM

He recieved his college acceptance letter and burned his HS diploma while it was still on the wall.

1/11/2002 8:04:24 AM

"yea, sleep. That's where i'm a viking!"- ralph

1/13/2002 2:50:12 AM

Hey, there are 2 simpsons episodes before the game at 7 and 7:30!

1/13/2002 4:35:48 PM

Perpetual Simpsons Thread [lucky wash branch-off]

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=32729

1/20/2002 7:55:41 PM

Homer: Wow looks like someone's packing light!

Lisa: Eh, maybe you're just getting stronger.

Homer: Well, I have been eating more!

1/20/2002 9:26:16 PM

I love you too, Pepsi.

1/21/2002 12:13:07 AM

you dorks would be proud of me, i watched the simpsons today, and found it to be amusing

1/21/2002 12:32:04 AM

I keep watching the Simpson DVD over and over again

1/21/2002 12:56:00 AM

Yeah, it's about time they dumbed down an episode so that Nicky could understand it.

1/21/2002 1:22:54 AM

"dont you have this video game gavin"

"no mom you idiot...i have blood storm and blood sport and blood sport2"

"oh ok, we'll take one bonestorm"

"buy two, im not sharing with katelyn"

1/21/2002 4:34:47 PM

Rex Banner: "I'll get you Beer Baron!"
Homer from across town: "No you won't!"
Banner: "Yes I will!"
Homer: "Nope!"

1/21/2002 11:58:15 PM

Parol Board member: Don't you have the words "Die Bart, Die" tattooed on your chest?
Sideshow Bob: Oh that? That's German for "The Bart, The"
Parol Board member #2: No man that speaks german can be evil!

1/22/2002 1:30:33 AM

urine soaked hell hole

1/22/2002 1:37:13 AM

Aww, but this is my one chance for someone to call me "Sir" without it being followed by "You're making a scene!"

1/22/2002 10:56:55 AM

hey brandene... you might could wear these... to your job interview...

1/22/2002 10:58:52 AM

We need something that screems "gay" and "Republican" at the same time.

1/22/2002 11:23:53 AM

but i cleaned them with my napkin!

1/22/2002 11:29:58 AM

"and scuff up the topless dancin runway...nah you best bring um back from where you got um"

"ok............here ya go to wait for a woman of less discriminatin taste"

1/22/2002 1:15:33 PM

"aargh, thats dancin' pete... he dances for nickels...PETE, you have a customer"

1/22/2002 1:26:51 PM

Mr. Simpson. You're not going to pass this test if you dont study your periodic table.

Eh, I'll just write it on my hand.

1/22/2002 1:35:20 PM

"i dunno bart, my dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory"

1/22/2002 1:39:13 PM

I'll be out in 24 hours.

We'll try to make it 12.

1/22/2002 1:40:14 PM

hey lookit that pointy haired little girl

1/22/2002 2:03:41 PM

"so thats it, after 25 years so long and good luck"

"i dont recall saying good luck"

1/22/2002 2:04:58 PM

"It's just a little airborn...it's still good! it's still good!

1/22/2002 4:14:04 PM

Chief Wiggum on Big Daddy: "Just let him go... I have a feeling I'll see him again very soon, every week"

1/22/2002 6:43:04 PM

"Look Big Daddy...its regular daddy!"
-Ralph

1/22/2002 7:46:04 PM