Quote :

"Blowjobs are free and make the world go around."

-bottombaby

4/9/2008 10:07:26 PM

Quote :

"i need to know more about what happens when he puts that inside me."

- CodeRed4791

4/12/2008 12:01:13 AM

"i gave your mom some slow release fertilizer last night"

-dnl

"when i eat em with a spoon it always feels like im doing something very very wrong with a testicle"

-pilgrimshoes

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : &]

4/13/2008 4:15:29 PM

"I just want to dig out his butthole with my dong"

-EMCE

4/13/2008 4:40:05 PM

"vaginal discharge will be at an all time high tomorrow when i get to work"

-jackleg

4/14/2008 7:42:40 AM

"i can get you guys in touch with each other and you can like, cyber or something"

-ThePeter

4/14/2008 7:38:29 PM

"I prefer to cook meth in other people's microwaves"

-eleusis

4/16/2008 5:55:54 PM

"totally have scoped out jen in class, and specifically refrained from picking my nose (and eating it), just to impress her"

-quagmire02

4/16/2008 8:21:22 PM

NC86 (11:06) : how is that shit moving


LMFAO!

4/16/2008 11:07:25 PM

"EMCE [...] I mean, I already gave him a BJ"

-TroopofEchos

4/17/2008 12:15:48 PM

"if i was sober i could take a not blurry pic of my tits"

-LivinProof78

4/19/2008 9:02:33 AM

hahahahhaha...

well...it was true...

but i still don't remember posting that

4/19/2008 9:05:00 AM

you're sober now...

4/19/2008 9:08:30 AM

hahah....true....


but it's just not the same now

4/19/2008 9:09:06 AM

Quote :

"jesus christ you fucking wolfwebbers salivate at the chance to hate on somebody"

-colter

tr00!

4/20/2008 12:31:30 PM

"you don't get a plaque for having one that you can put on your office wall or anything. if you dont have that, no one cares"

-jessiejepp

4/21/2008 2:38:26 PM

Quote :

"EMCE : nevertheless, your junk is is my thoughts "

4/22/2008 1:15:25 PM

your junk is in my thoughts PS

4/22/2008 1:16:52 PM

well

your junk is is my thoughts mc

4/22/2008 1:17:16 PM

"I don't have AIDS, the baby has AIDS. which it contracted by itself. idependently from me"

-TroopofEchos

4/22/2008 9:25:54 PM

"purple color for dress shirts is the new pink. I have one, and it looks hot."

-0EPII1

4/23/2008 5:09:12 PM

can i call myself out??

Quote :

"someone do me"

-NCSUGirl83

yeah, thought about that after i said it...



[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 3:12 PM. Reason : in the ms paint thread]

4/24/2008 3:10:02 PM

I was about to post that

4/24/2008 3:11:04 PM

Quote :

"well, most of my friend of a friend stories are pretty much along the same lines of shitting uncontrollably "

-ThePeter

4/24/2008 11:04:43 PM

"im thinking about you masturbating and now i want to masturbate"

-gunzz

4/25/2008 2:53:46 PM

Quote :

"Dumbass : still looks retardid, "

i dont know why

but that made me lol

4/25/2008 3:00:21 PM

Quote :

"creme filled ftmfw "

dbmcknight

4/25/2008 4:05:50 PM

Quote :

"i remember the first time i really got into technology that could stalk women...i was 11"

-DnL

4/25/2008 5:34:18 PM

Quote :

"there's no tips, man. sex is mental."

-A718

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 6:05 PM. Reason : user/]

4/27/2008 6:05:23 PM

"women are more hornier than guys...They're just less vocal, unless you're plowin' 'em"

-Fareako

4/28/2008 2:50:58 PM

"I'd be less bothered if they posted in klingon"

-392

4/28/2008 3:20:39 PM

"what would be fun is if like 10 wolfweb chicks showed up and i could pick which one was the best looking"

-dnl

4/28/2008 10:20:40 PM

Quote :

"haha, I took a big shit earlier today."

-puppy

4/28/2008 11:19:15 PM

i don't think you guys really understand context

4/28/2008 11:22:46 PM

Quote :

"very soft and supple, just like a baby zebra's vagina"

evan

4/28/2008 11:26:13 PM

that's better.

4/28/2008 11:27:44 PM

Quote :

"yeah, i never read threads lol"

4/29/2008 11:20:52 AM

Quote :

"David0603 : I can understand if he has a huge package"

4/29/2008 2:16:15 PM

^I knew you'd do that!

4/29/2008 2:17:21 PM

"I took the cone off and he attacked his cock like a steak that was wrapped in bacon"

-Str8BacardiL

4/29/2008 9:28:14 PM

Quote :

"I HOPE U BLEACHED THE AIDS OUT OF IT"

One

4/30/2008 3:23:29 PM

haha pilgrimshoes got a good one

4/30/2008 3:26:18 PM

"that hurts if I swallow hard enough"

-bethaleigh

5/1/2008 6:26:28 PM

"divide that time by half and spend it on your pussy, how hard is that"

-cddweller

5/1/2008 9:48:49 PM

"dont tell me your going to masturbate and then say bananas"

-Jen

5/1/2008 11:03:08 PM

"not saying i don't get out of control other times---but theres a differenc between an good old fashiond pants off dance off and trying to kill your friends"

-khcadwal

5/2/2008 12:12:39 AM

Quote :

"drunknloaded Resident Polygamist 117754 Posts user info edit post i would drug my roomie and rape her [Edited on May 3, 2008 at 10:59 PM. Reason : repeatedly] 5/3/2008 10:59:36 PM"

5/3/2008 11:02:17 PM

Quote :

"ComputerGuy All American 1800 Posts user info edit post I'd fuck my room mate...even if she was fugly...cause I mean you could always deny that shit. 5/3/2008 11:04:33 PM"

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : no context allowed]

5/3/2008 11:08:48 PM

Quote :

"i'd be like yo take out your vibrator and use it now bitch [Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:08 PM. Reason : i'd be like "i am your roomate so you better show me this shit"]"

-drunknloaded

5/3/2008 11:12:50 PM

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2008 11:15:25 PM