crusty facial hair remainings

9/25/2008 2:08:09 PM

9/25/2008 2:10:29 PM

Quote :

"guys, don't you hate it when you grow out your facial hair, you eat a girl out, and all of her vag juice gets in your beard? if not washed, it'll get all crusty and clumpy....and the smell will be a constant reminder, with every breath you take"

ahh yes...i've been there.

9/25/2008 2:15:21 PM

I have more facial hair than any of you, i don't know that i have ever had anything get "crusty"... but i am familiar with the concept of randomly smelling pussy the next day.

9/25/2008 2:21:17 PM

admittingly, most of that was type just to gross a few people out...

cougbreath, however, is very real

9/25/2008 2:24:19 PM

rofflee

9/25/2008 2:26:56 PM

i grew a full beard once and didn't like it.

9/25/2008 2:34:42 PM

im sporting a beard right now but alas, i dumped my piece of pussy not too long ago

9/25/2008 2:39:27 PM

late afternoon update?

9/25/2008 4:08:59 PM

no updates to report at the time. she had to run out to an appointment.

and I think there is a picture of me with a beard in my gallery, but I can't confim that SINCE IT IS FUCKING BROKEN

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 4:23 PM. Reason : a]

9/25/2008 4:23:22 PM

it's Beardface' dammit!

9/25/2008 4:31:10 PM

Quote :

"some say this thread is over...I say it is just beginning."

9/25/2008 5:37:46 PM

Need moar updates!

<3

9/25/2008 5:41:21 PM

yeah who would play her in this mini series?

also sleeping over b/c of the big bad scary ex. he he he

she just wants to fuckya not marry ya. she probally makes more $ than you. and would make less from her ex if she got married.

9/25/2008 6:09:33 PM

Quote :

"the worst is if you break up with a girl and she's got a slight understanding of tww, slight enough to understand what your name is and how to navigate, but not the nuances. then she'll post stalk you for MONTHS and email you or call and cry about posts you make that may or may not have referenced her that is not awesome"

Quote :

"aha my ex would do that shit. she knew about TWW. she never bought a name....but she would lurk and post stalk me then IM and ask me about some obscure post that I made. I was always like "I don't even remember what I posted 15 minutes ago...I don't put that much thought into it. I don't know what you're talking about" or she would look on TWW in the morning, call me, and say "I see that you didn't go to sleep until after 2 30 last night....""

What TWW didn't know is that pilgrimshoes, EMCE and kiljadn are all apparently the same person

9/25/2008 6:19:27 PM

add schpenxel to that list

9/25/2008 6:22:50 PM

she's going to keep fucking you

then in 6 months, she'll get mad at you for not getting into a relationship with her

then not talk to you for 6 months

then you'll say something witty and hit it again for a few months

then she'll get mad and not talk to you again...

9/25/2008 6:41:28 PM

Quote :

"she probally makes more $ than you."

nope, but her parents are rich as shit. and not CEO rich, but redneck farmer rich, which is way better.

9/25/2008 6:53:31 PM

9/25/2008 7:04:43 PM

sexting has commenced

9/25/2008 8:01:25 PM

sexting rules

9/25/2008 8:39:39 PM

Quote :

"she's going to keep fucking you then in 6 months, she'll get mad at you for not getting into a relationship with her then not talk to you for 6 months then you'll say something witty and hit it again for a few months then she'll get mad and not talk to you again..."

this man is a scholar.

9/25/2008 9:24:05 PM

^ and that scenario works for me, although the not talking to me part will be tough

9/25/2008 9:31:28 PM

Quote :

"she's going to keep fucking you then in 6 months, she'll get mad at you for not getting into a relationship with her then not talk to you for 6 months two weeks then you'll say something witty come in looking cute one day OR appologize for playing her and hit it again for a few months then she'll get mad and not talk to you again will talk trash about you all over the office causing the boss (who's also female) to turn on you, leaving you jobless in one month..."

Fixed it for you

9/25/2008 10:44:36 PM

^ that is the more likely scenario, and I am not a fan of that one AT ALL

9/25/2008 10:55:52 PM

9/25/2008 10:56:51 PM

^ i don't get it

9/25/2008 10:59:31 PM

damn, i need to go back and read this thread. it looks pretty good

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ^i posted it with all the talk of beards on this page]

9/25/2008 11:00:45 PM

yeah, but I don't get the comic itself. like, it isn't really funny and doesn't make sense to me

9/25/2008 11:02:52 PM

I made this thread while I was taking a shit at work

just so you all know, I'm forever thinking about you!!1

9/25/2008 11:02:55 PM

well i texted Erica from the bathroom, naked, right before I was getting ready to fuck, just so you all could get an update. so i am REALLY forever thinking about you!!!1

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 11:05 PM. Reason : a]

9/25/2008 11:04:44 PM

Quote :

"well i texted Erica from the bathroom, naked, right before I was getting ready to fuck"

hahaha

any memorable texts during sexting?

9/25/2008 11:23:46 PM

my scenario is the most viable

remember, this chick is 36

9/25/2008 11:34:11 PM

Aha, awesome thread. A+++

9/26/2008 12:15:42 AM

I just saw "Erica" and went "HUH?!"

9/26/2008 12:20:32 AM

how did you ninja your cell in and out of the bathroom if you were naked?

did you leave it in the bathroom?

details!

i think id notice if a naked dude was carrying his cell phone into the bathroom...

9/26/2008 12:40:29 AM

it was in the pocket of my shorts which were in the bathroom. won't go into details about how my shorts got into the bathroom, you guys can probably figure that one out.

9/26/2008 8:06:17 AM

holes.

this story is starting to have them.

9/26/2008 8:20:04 AM

I am waiting for this to get to page 10 before I drop the PWNT bomb

9/26/2008 8:24:15 AM

well then onward and upward!

9/26/2008 8:24:56 AM

was there any post coitus snuggling?

or do women learn to stop expecting silly things like that once they turn 30?

9/26/2008 8:26:35 AM

but for real, the holes are probably there because I don't want to give the specific details of the encounter itself.

^ yeah, for a little bit. she started to fall asleep and I used the "I think I am going to have to go home so I can let my dog out" line

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 8:29 AM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 8:27:27 AM

awesome

9/26/2008 8:34:23 AM

what's wrong with post-coital snuggling?

i'm usually awake anyway, since i'm always hungry after sex

you know how some people want to have a cigarette afterwards? i'd kill for cookout

9/26/2008 8:37:37 AM

I TOO

9/26/2008 8:41:10 AM

if it were a weekend night I probably would have stayed

9/26/2008 8:43:22 AM

ha ha ha

take the dog out....

speaking of lies, it was noone other than willemjoel that taught me to say "I have diarreah" when some girl is trying to get in your pants when you don't want to fuck

thank you friend. that line has saved me a number of times. I am going to pass that down to my kids....

9/26/2008 8:45:45 AM

yeah, I have used "I have the shits" on more than one occasion

9/26/2008 9:37:16 AM

pad

9/26/2008 9:49:22 AM

Well hot damn

I didn't know you were naked!!!! I would have called on B.O.B. lol

9/26/2008 9:55:31 AM