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4/14/2009 10:19:50 PM

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"^good save sir"

by the skin of my teeth, man. skin of my teeth.

4/14/2009 10:20:09 PM

Excelent recap elise ....

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 10:22 PM. Reason : duh ... get the name right]

4/14/2009 10:20:33 PM

thanks emce!


i believe i remember some of this drama, except it wasn't drama. i thought it all happened while they were broken up and xtine was living with me.

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : it's elise!! i are not a cow ]

4/14/2009 10:20:35 PM

I'm going to take a shower and think about turning ambrosia and kiwi into soap

schaaawinggggg

4/14/2009 10:21:32 PM

I know it's late, but this thread needs love

4/14/2009 10:22:12 PM

4/14/2009 10:22:44 PM

Well maybe so but I specifically remember being told that ambro was pressuring them to hook up so he could experience new things while she was away on a trip and things got awkward and it caused trouble.

4/14/2009 10:23:03 PM

in on page 9

4/14/2009 10:23:25 PM

I don't get this thread. someone needs to make a better summary.

but

4/14/2009 10:24:17 PM

That picture is lacking some dookie.

4/14/2009 10:25:38 PM

poop would make it wrong!


that person didn't give a shit but they are giving you a phone to call someone who does

4/14/2009 10:26:31 PM

4/14/2009 10:26:58 PM

shit. i don't have time to read 9 pages. what did i miss?

4/14/2009 10:27:22 PM

If that were me I'd likely drop the phone in the turrlit on accident.

4/14/2009 10:27:38 PM

Quote :

"I STILL wanna know how mcfluffle feels about all this"

She deleted her PIC from her gallery ... that must mean something ...

4/14/2009 10:28:19 PM

I've been running low on second to third hand drama as of late

4/14/2009 10:29:36 PM

Quote :

"shit. i don't have time to read 9 pages. what did i miss?"

absolutely nothing worth reading. it's just a bunch of lame, unsuccessful attempts to call someone out.

4/14/2009 10:32:24 PM

I really want to make a thread that says " Why Kiwi is a cunt" and just leave this thread as a link...

seriously on the internet?!

4/14/2009 10:33:40 PM

^^don't forget all the self-pwnage

4/14/2009 10:34:02 PM

she just came in here thinking she'd cause a big fuss and nobody really gives a shit.

4/14/2009 10:34:50 PM

i'm gonna have to agreed with:

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"everything kiwi is saying about ambrosia MAY be true, but that still doesn't change the fact it's not kiwi's business to be pointing it out over and over and over and over and over again. just let it go already"

4/14/2009 10:35:13 PM

^yes i was quoted!


SUCCESS!

4/14/2009 10:38:36 PM

I dont get how a dude can be forced to fuck some chick. I also don't get how a dude can be forced to fuck a chick in the ass.

First of all, no cunt is gonna force me to do shit.

Second of all, no cunt would have to force me to do either of those two things.

4/14/2009 10:42:04 PM

lol

4/14/2009 10:48:51 PM

haha daz, glad you're proud of yourself

4/14/2009 10:58:12 PM

I bet ambrosia did cheat, why else would she try to get her boyfriend to fuck a hotter chick?

4/14/2009 11:15:33 PM

^^ I AM!! WOOHOOOOOOO you made my night. you should be happy!


im off to bed so i can end my day on a good note. don't wanna ruin it!

lol

4/14/2009 11:19:53 PM

haha, i'm thrilled that i just made your night

4/14/2009 11:21:13 PM

srsly, i really wana hear what mcfluffle has to say about all this.

4/14/2009 11:24:35 PM

LOOK OUT GUYS THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE IT HALF WAY DOWN THE FRONT PAGE OF CHIT CHAT

4/14/2009 11:49:32 PM

To decide this for myself, I need better criteria. At present, which of the two parties has the nicest boobs?

4/14/2009 11:55:11 PM

neither

4/14/2009 11:56:35 PM

I was madly in love with an Amy all through high school. Madly and truly and deeply and insanely and awesomely. She was in my classes my freshman year, but it wasn't until my sophomore year when I saw her in the commons area, my mind instinctively playing Never Tear Us Apart. Then it clicked. Funny, whip-smart, likable, cute as a fucking button. Breathtakingly awesome in every way.

I summoned the courage to ask her out during spring break. I think she felt sorry for me when she said no. God help me, I have the libido of a vampire; it apparently can't see my reflection in the mirror. Because if it did, I wouldn't have even bothered. Maybe, on my best day, everything coming up Meat, Halley's Comet in the house of Uranus and all that, maybe, she might wipe her feet on me. That's about all I could expect as far as interaction between us, I think.

Funny thing is, we stayed friendly my junior year and actually became reasonably good friends my senior year. I never did go out with her, but hell, I knew my place. It was okay. Tis better to have loved and lost than to have loved and been hit with a restraining order. We embraced on graduation day (hands didn't drift: honest!) and we went our separate ways -- she to U. of Virginia (The Harvard of the South), me to VCU (The VCU of Homeless Shelters). We promised to stay in touch, and we did, for about a year. I even bumped into her in a little Irish knickknack store in the mall at home and we chatted.

That was the last time I saw Amy.

Actually, I did see her picture one more time; I The Googled her name for shits and giggles and saw a photo package of her wedding on her now-husband's frat's website. Holy hell, did she ever look beautiful in that dress. But that was some time ago. Every so often I look to see if she's around in some form, but I forgot her new last name and have long since lost track of her. And I fell in love a few more times. learning the art of stifling it when it became obvious it was doing more harm than good. But it was never like it was with my Amy, a little revelation in a story of job and exodus, a living exhibit of sui generis wrapped in a 5-3 package who walked with scholars and cheerleaders without need of a passport, all while being hotter without trying than the skankiest skank at dear old Skank Ass High School.

I don't think about her much, though. Only random flashes of memory; a drive past the alma mater when visiting the family, the sight of my high school yearbook, a bulletin board poster misspelling "am". I don't press my subconscious but enjoy the encores as they come.

I wonder if she wonders if I would have been the one she should have been with. To think, instead of getting her master's at UVa., she could be sitting next to me in my dingy apartment on the couch that doubles as my bed, watching me play NCAA 2009 and scratch my head at when my life jumped the shark. All that could have been hers, and she passed on it. SUCKER!

On the bright side, I've yet to die of autoerotic asphyxiation, so there's that.

4/15/2009 12:05:59 AM

^hahaha wtf is that shit?

http://sportsjournalists.com/forum/index.php?topic=33891.0

4/15/2009 12:26:51 AM

iop9

4/15/2009 12:28:08 AM

hahaha an epic threadjack from another board i visit...found it appropriate here

4/15/2009 12:35:17 AM

wha?

4/15/2009 12:41:47 AM

you can't jack dis shit

too mach drama

4/15/2009 12:43:19 AM

who me? cause I don't wanna. I'm not gay, if that's what you're referring to.

4/15/2009 12:44:39 AM

always pretty suspect when no gay has been accused but you getting all defensive about gay

4/15/2009 12:45:17 AM

you talkin tah me?

4/15/2009 12:46:00 AM

^^thats something that someone who is gay would think of

[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 12:46 AM. Reason : to try and get dates etc]

4/15/2009 12:46:05 AM

SICK BURN

4/15/2009 12:46:27 AM

hoo gai? hoo gai?

4/15/2009 12:47:00 AM

summary :


ambrosia is psycho

and kiwi is a dumb bitch

4/15/2009 12:47:30 AM

yoo gai! yooo gai!

4/15/2009 12:47:34 AM

i think there are plenty more psycho people in the world than kiwi and ambrosia...

4/15/2009 12:48:30 AM

this thread needs a drool cup and padded walls

4/15/2009 12:49:18 AM

^ SO FUNNY

4/15/2009 12:50:33 AM