I first heard this song 2 days ago and just assumed it was new. my bad

9/16/2009 5:42:20 PM

nah, i'm pretty sure it was in harold and kumar.

which makes it even worse when people start talking about that shit. now i'm going to have to listen to all your harold and kumar bullshit

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/16/2009 5:42:57 PM

I wouldn't know, I've never seen harold and kumar

but apparently you have, so who's the douche now?

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 5:44 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 5:44:06 PM

what tv show was the guy in that video on?

9/16/2009 5:46:06 PM

like virgin or boost mobile

jane fonda is aight

9/16/2009 5:49:23 PM

Quote :

"also, I think I'm more scared of a fat one, at least the longer ones have something stopping them from going all the way in! "

Umm, yeah...your cervix. My limited experience with making contact with it tells me that most women are not going to be OK with it being used as a dickstop.

9/16/2009 7:41:56 PM

hahaha yeah thats when the screaming goes from "no dont stop", to "no, stop, dont"

9/16/2009 7:45:29 PM

9/16/2009 7:49:16 PM

haha

9/16/2009 7:53:31 PM

^^ Fizzy jizz!

9/16/2009 7:57:22 PM

hahahaha

9/16/2009 7:58:00 PM

Ok. These posts just made me attempt to fuck my toilet paper roll. I'm happy to report that I did not fit.

9/16/2009 8:06:27 PM

i want to know the count of how many of you actually tried/did fuck some cardboard today

9/16/2009 8:16:59 PM

did not fit.


i too can brag on the internet.

9/16/2009 8:20:03 PM

i moved from TP roll to PT roll, and then i found some homeless guy's cardboard box and fucked that

9/16/2009 8:20:57 PM

TP roll size is actually a very satisfying size

9/16/2009 8:22:21 PM

was...was the homeless guy still in there?



I know I'd be pretty goddamn upset if I woke up in the middle of the night, and saw some guy's dong sliding in and out of my cardboard shelter.

9/16/2009 8:23:17 PM

^^^^I stuck my dick in that shit long ago in highschool. I already know I don't fit.

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Reason : -]

9/16/2009 8:24:22 PM

9/16/2009 8:41:38 PM

Quote :

"Umm, yeah...your cervix. My limited experience with making contact with it tells me that most women are not going to be OK with it being used as a dickstop."

That was my whole point, thanks.

And I would rather someone slam into my cervix once and me yell something out telling "HEYYY don't go that far" instead of having a fucking oust can rammed into me over and over.

9/16/2009 9:40:05 PM

9/16/2009 9:42:10 PM

may i suggest the scrubbin bubbles can?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/16/2009 10:37:35 PM

I wonder if there would be a market for a spacer, like a washer made of some soft material that went on your dick, so that for women that are too small you didn't have to be so careful not to jam into the back.

9/16/2009 11:07:57 PM

9/17/2009 2:40:48 AM

I made this a few years back, it works just as well with dick size as it does IQ score

Quote :

"We got dicks like Jesus? So Jesus had a big dick? I bet he was uncircumcised though."

Dude was Jewish, of course he was cut.

9/17/2009 2:48:07 AM

Yes I understand,

What people often brag about is often bigger on the internet than it is in real life.

9/17/2009 3:15:13 AM

Just replace IQ with millimeters it could work pretty well actually.

Nevermind, I was confusing cm to inches with km to miles

But if you ignore the numbers it works well.

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 3:19 AM. Reason : ]

9/17/2009 3:17:29 AM

So by that scale I should actually be about 9 inches...

9/17/2009 3:18:42 AM

bttt

9/18/2009 1:38:25 AM

I guess the difference is some people can back up their claims, and some are just spitting e-game.

9/18/2009 5:13:33 AM

PENIS.

9/18/2009 7:49:33 AM

bump

11/2/2009 2:50:20 PM

pump

11/2/2009 3:31:37 PM

in before B4C posts his costume

11/2/2009 3:35:02 PM

how'd i miss this

11/2/2009 4:07:20 PM

time for pics of dicks with tape measures i guess

11/2/2009 5:04:01 PM

yay!

11/2/2009 5:12:29 PM

I just sent my pics to DivaBaby19. She can post them here if she wants

11/2/2009 5:31:32 PM

note to self: possible market for scaled down tape measures

11/2/2009 5:55:49 PM

11/2/2009 6:14:49 PM