^^ That is not me!

11/11/2009 11:36:48 AM

yeah i'm surprised people sent me shit.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

11/11/2009 11:36:50 AM

^That also comes down to making sure you PM a reputable user

11/11/2009 11:37:14 AM

Quote :

"I have never received a blow job that has gotten me off."

11/11/2009 11:38:28 AM

^thats so sad!


also

Quote :

"I'm talking on the phone to someone who is peeing right now....I'm kinda getting turned on thinking about his penis. "

awesome!

11/11/2009 11:39:00 AM

Quote :

"only one of the confessions I've posted is true. "

11/11/2009 11:39:09 AM

^i know who that was

i think

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 11:39:27 AM

Quote :

"i'm scared of things that are compressed... springs, gasses, etc. "

11/11/2009 11:39:55 AM

Quote :

"I totaled my car and almost killed 3 people when I was 17 because I was a fucking moron. I was also too chickenshit to admit it, so I got everyone to believe it was accidental. And part of me believes all the rough shit going on right now is Karmic retribution. "

11/11/2009 11:40:08 AM

i have only got confessions from people i have confessed to... lets change that.

11/11/2009 11:40:20 AM

^7I've actually only had a few that could get the job done just orally...

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:40 AM. Reason : wow I'm slow.... oh and send me some confessions!]

11/11/2009 11:40:22 AM

Quote :

"It's been 5 months since I last got laid. I'm hoping this changes sometime in the next few weeks. This is annoying. "

there was a smiley face somewhere but i can't remember where/what it was

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 11:41:01 AM

Quote :

"i am posting in broughton hall and someone caught me and i had to explain what TWW was. "

11/11/2009 11:41:56 AM

This is a cool thread

11/11/2009 11:42:19 AM

Quote :

"I sometimes don't feel I can live up to her expectations."

11/11/2009 11:42:36 AM

Quote :

"i've fucked over 20 people on the wolf web"

11/11/2009 11:42:39 AM

Quote :

"i've totally rubbed one out to begonias's butt pic"

11/11/2009 11:43:15 AM

^^that's scary...



[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:43 AM. Reason : l]

11/11/2009 11:43:16 AM

haha that's fabulous

11/11/2009 11:43:57 AM

Quote :

"I wish I was still a senior in high school somtimes."

11/11/2009 11:44:24 AM

^You like having people fap to your pics?

11/11/2009 11:44:37 AM

like, fucked 20+?

or 20 people were fucked over (like in an elaborate classifieds scheme)

11/11/2009 11:44:42 AM

Fucked as in had sex.

Quote :

"i wish i had a better knowledge of obscure movies and their characters/actors so that i could make witty references like Shawn and Gus from the show Psych."

11/11/2009 11:45:16 AM

^^^I wouldn't mind hearing that a girl rubbed the nub over one of my pics, but if some dude told me he squirted one out, that I wouldn't want to know

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:46 AM. Reason : and I actually have been told by a tww-er that she did do that ]

11/11/2009 11:46:01 AM

off to lunch, no more confessions for a while


CONFESSION i'm gonna go get chinese food cause this goddamn weather sucks and the ching chong food will cheer me up

11/11/2009 11:46:23 AM

Quote :

"i'm gay"

11/11/2009 11:46:29 AM

Quote :

"I wanna give a blow job to whoever sent you that confession about never getting off from a blow job just to see if i can do it. "

LMAO

11/11/2009 11:46:30 AM

Quote :

"I wish my parents had gotten divorced before I had to listen to them threaten to hurt each other all the time as a child. And I totally resent the fact that they are happy together now."

11/11/2009 11:46:39 AM

Quote :

"Biofreak70 is surprisingly attractive "

this is like a compliment and an insult all rolled into one

i love it

11/11/2009 11:47:24 AM

haha

11/11/2009 11:48:25 AM

Quote :

"I'm jealous of you for being able to admit that you like Hanson"

11/11/2009 11:48:40 AM

Quote :

"I may have told your roommate that I thought his roommate was hawt."

11/11/2009 11:48:54 AM

those are getting lame

11/11/2009 11:49:51 AM

Quote :

"one time when I was drunk I took a shit in the middle of the carpet. i blamed it on the dog when my roommates found it. they made my roommate have to get rid of his dog. i never told anyone the truth until now."

11/11/2009 11:50:51 AM

the confessions I get come in waves. I'll get like 20 at a time and then get none for a while. It's like trick or treaters

11/11/2009 11:50:55 AM

I know, mine were like boom boom boom

and then....

crickets.

11/11/2009 11:52:25 AM

Quote :

"I have a micropenis"

11/11/2009 11:52:42 AM

i've only gotten the one so far *shrug*

11/11/2009 11:52:52 AM

Quote :

"i would like to get a blow job from the girl that sent you the message offering a blow job to that other guy that hadnt gotten off from a blow job. "

ok i'm about to hook all 3 of these people up, for serious

11/11/2009 11:53:07 AM

Quote :

"The first time I fapped, I was caught mid-fap and fell off the edge of my bed... ...it was a friend of my parents that saw it...and she winked at me when I stood up. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or excited. "

11/11/2009 11:53:10 AM

Quote :

"i've forgotten more secrets than I remember i forget peoples names that i have known for years sometimes "

11/11/2009 11:54:04 AM

Quote :

"I too think Biofreak70 is hot "

seriously? no offense dude, but i just don't see it. apparently the ladies of TWW love them some BioGuy.

11/11/2009 11:54:09 AM

This thread is going to make me waste the rest of the day.

11/11/2009 11:54:13 AM

Quote :

"I feel like I lead girls on a lot, and hate doing that to them. "

11/11/2009 11:54:25 AM

^^ yea i was gonna start studying for a test... but not so much now..

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 11:54:48 AM

^^^ME TOO

i'm actually kinda pissed i've been sucked into this

11/11/2009 11:55:26 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure someone is not keeping the confessions they are getting secret. "

11/11/2009 11:55:33 AM

Quote :

"I used to do cocaine in college. Although I don't will never do it again, sometimes I want to do it for appetite suppression/energy."

I made the edit cause I think that's what it was supposed to say...

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:56 AM. Reason : v]

11/11/2009 11:56:03 AM

Quote :

"I'm going to use all the confessions I receive to blackmail someone"

11/11/2009 11:56:13 AM

/endthread

11/11/2009 11:56:31 AM