Yes, I would like to complain about one of your patient handlers. In the pre-exam room she took my temperature rectally, while calling me her "white meat pie". Then she took out the thermometer, licked it and told me I was "done".

2/26/2010 1:19:29 PM

lol haha you didn't actually call and say that did you? I don't want her to counter sue me for harassment or something

2/26/2010 1:20:36 PM

Quote :

"Xtne @imamarie , cafecarolina dusn't surv booze, but let's get lunch there 4 sum wraps. I c u like them, & ur soon 2 have a (w)rap sheet! 23 minutes ago from web"

2/26/2010 1:36:04 PM

hahahashahahahahahahaha


this thread is AWESOME

gg tww, gg indeed

2/26/2010 1:37:26 PM

apparantly you can't use apostrophes on twitter

'

weird.

^never realized it till Dave told me who you were, but I've talked to you at Bada several times

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2010 1:38:21 PM

tww cracks me up

2/26/2010 1:40:01 PM

Don't be a newbie. You can use apostrophes on Twitter. They just can't be part of a hashtag or @reply.

2/26/2010 1:41:03 PM

Quote :

"^never realized it till Dave told me who you were, but I've talked to you at Bada several times "

cool, im bad with names and faces, feel free to clarify next time i see you

2/26/2010 1:47:50 PM

yeah you hit on my wife at bada too

2/26/2010 1:54:21 PM

2/26/2010 1:55:00 PM

Everyone hits on your wife. She puts out.

2/26/2010 1:55:17 PM

heyooooooo

2/26/2010 1:55:56 PM

2/26/2010 1:56:06 PM

so where's your wife?

2/26/2010 1:57:49 PM

i'm going to start baiting the friend that was out with her on the night of the 21st

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:02 PM. Reason : done: http://twitter.com/#search?q=%40ImaMarie]

2/26/2010 1:58:58 PM

y'all leave this bitch alone

ya done good consolidating all her public info, but leave it at that until the case reaches a conclusion

even though Evan hasn't condoned any of this harassment, it could potentially backfire on his case

and ultimately we want this girl without a leg to stand on

2/26/2010 2:05:14 PM

http://twitter.com/Officially_Slim/status/9687527664

2/26/2010 2:08:01 PM

oh, ashley williams...these dickheads aren't tired of you

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:09 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2010 2:09:25 PM

i think ashley williams is kinda hot

cept she has shelden williams eyes

wait

williams???

2/26/2010 2:13:44 PM

not hot.

2/26/2010 2:14:44 PM

I'm not sure she's talking about the ImaMarie tweets

2/26/2010 2:19:51 PM

me neither

http://twitter.com/Officially_Slim/status/9687497449

Shelden????




[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:22 PM. Reason : s]

2/26/2010 2:20:18 PM

my topics. add this to them.

2/26/2010 2:22:46 PM

^ i just read this whole thing during my lunch. lol. One of my favorites

"ADD TO MY TOPICS"

2/26/2010 2:24:05 PM

2/26/2010 2:25:04 PM

BINGO!!! the cat's out of the bag people

http://twitter.com/Officially_Slim/status/9692596109

2/26/2010 2:27:39 PM

it begins

2/26/2010 2:28:47 PM

L O fucking L

2/26/2010 2:29:24 PM

could definitely be an escalation of the situation

2/26/2010 2:29:52 PM

oh lawd

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:30 PM. Reason : only on tdub]

2/26/2010 2:30:32 PM

Quote :

"Officially_Slim: RT @hhhalfwit: @Officially_Slim your girl @ImaMarie look pretty good in The Slammer http://bit.ly/aj9mPT « what youu talking about?"

Quote :

"hhhalfwit: @Officially_Slim i'm talking about when your girl got drunk and crashed into a damn house"

2/26/2010 2:32:52 PM

lol wut?!

2/26/2010 2:33:34 PM

lol wow

2/26/2010 2:33:36 PM

i'm scooting down to the edge of my seat.

2/26/2010 2:34:14 PM

uh oh

2/26/2010 2:34:25 PM

ahhahahahaha
oh god

2/26/2010 2:34:26 PM

hahahahahahaha

2/26/2010 2:34:50 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2/26/2010 2:34:56 PM

it blows my fucking mind how nonchalant she and her friends seem to be about A) drunk driving and B)hitting a guys house and fucking his life up. There's not even the illusion of remorse. FFS!!

2/26/2010 2:36:14 PM

of all days to have a 3:00 meeting!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/26/2010 2:36:20 PM

Quote :

"it blows my fucking mind how nonchalant she and her friends seem to be about A) drunk driving and B)hitting a guys house and fucking his life up. There's not even the illusion of remorse."

i think that's part of the reason why people are enjoying fucking with them so much

2/26/2010 2:37:35 PM

haha. jackpot

2/26/2010 2:37:38 PM

I haven't gotten any shit done at work because of this thread.

2/26/2010 2:38:24 PM

aaaaand she just continues on with her followfriday retweets

hahaha

2/26/2010 2:38:32 PM

2/26/2010 2:38:49 PM

oh lord
billytalent has led them to TWW: http://brentroad.com/photos/00513533.jpg is where

Quote :

"hhhalfwit @Officially_Slim your girl @ImaMarie look pretty good in The Slammer http://bit.ly/aj9mPT"

that bit.ly goes

I hope to god one or both of them registers

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:40 PM. Reason : df]

2/26/2010 2:39:54 PM

I imagine this conversation happened at some point:

Friend: oh shit girrrrrrrl, you just hit a house. You still goin to fuck Craig later?
dumbitch: oh fo sho! Not tryin to lose this buzz.

2/26/2010 2:40:19 PM

^LOL. This thread is $

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : .]

2/26/2010 2:41:08 PM

How long before Al Sharpton turns all this around and she becomes the poor victim?

2/26/2010 2:41:27 PM

just as soon as she said she was drugged by the duke lacrosse team

2/26/2010 2:43:19 PM