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5/25/2010 2:30:13 PM

lolz i'm not. here's another:

Quote :

"I wish the "i'm gonna ask my gf to marry me" confession was from my bf. "

5/25/2010 2:32:46 PM

Quote :

"I have pics of CassTheSass in a cowboy hat and leather bikini top"

w00t!!! show and tell time, kids?

5/25/2010 2:35:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA i know (i think) who has them. possibly the same person who gave me the leather bikini top as a birthday gift one year.

5/25/2010 2:36:17 PM

Quote :

"I have pics of her in the cowboy hat and NOT wearing the leather bikini top. "

5/25/2010 2:43:38 PM

I want a confession!!

5/25/2010 2:52:31 PM

^^ hahaha lies. i don't do nekkid photos.

5/25/2010 2:55:57 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes Grey's Anatomy makes me cry. "

from it's crappy-ness maybe

5/25/2010 3:04:11 PM

Quote :

"I try to avoid taking my shirt off during sex"

Quote :

"i am a bad friend! "

sad confession


[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2010 3:05:20 PM

haha i know a guy like that (first confession)

but instead of try not to it is will absolutely never take the shirt off. i always found it weird b/c he was never fat or anything. i've always imagined he got attacked by a bear or some shit and had these gruesome scars he didn't want anyone to see

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 3:44 PM. Reason : oh and i will take confessions ]

5/25/2010 3:43:49 PM

stfu about double posting

Quote :

"I am about to eat the fuck out of the chinese buffet. I'm supposed to be on a diet. "

Quote :

"I woke up yesterday stupid hungover with no recollection of how I magically was transported from my neighbor's house to my house. My neighbor and I have no clue how we got so retarded wasted. We may have smoked some pot, because the stash is missing. But there's a big memory lapse in the evening. "

Quote :

"i'm pretty sure that it's that time of the month for me, unfortunately it's not normal. unfortunately i've been pregnant before and it's not really similar but somewhat similar to what it was when i got pregnant. i'm having a mini-freak out cause if i'm pregnant it will be a major disaster. although it could just be me freaking out for no reason "

5/25/2010 3:57:50 PM

Quote :

"I'm having a special brownie party at my house on Thursday"

at first I thought they meant special brownies as in gourmet ones

5/25/2010 3:58:47 PM

^ omg invite me plz

Quote :

"I am with a girl that has an amazing ass and subpar tits. I'm okay with that. "

5/25/2010 4:01:10 PM

Quote :

"BREAST IM PLANTS"

5/25/2010 4:02:15 PM

taking confessions.

5/25/2010 4:11:12 PM

Quote :

"so I've been talking on the phone with this guy for what is going on 4 years. I have told him my deepest darkest secrets and he knows pretty much everything about me and has "seen" me at my craziest. He is the person I am closest to by far and yet we have never actually met, even though we both live in the same town. He is just as crazy, if not more so (by a lot), and it makes me feel not so bad that I am kinda bonkers myself. He has been practically begging for years to let him meet me and date me and even though I like him I keep telling him no because I don't want to date someone who there is a high likelyhood of me falling head over heels for who didn't go to college and will probably be making absolutely no money for the rest of his life. I feel like a horrible person for letting something like money and being able to be financially secure in the future get in the way of what is probably the love of my life "

5/25/2010 4:18:42 PM

thats fucked up

5/25/2010 4:25:00 PM

CONFESS TO ME...


...plz

5/25/2010 4:26:18 PM

now taking confessions...

5/25/2010 4:30:28 PM

don't listen to them i need MOAR confessions give them to meeeee

5/25/2010 4:32:23 PM

i wonder how many of these confessions are real

5/25/2010 4:32:24 PM

Quote :

"I take cold medicine to make me go to bed early so I don't have to eat dinner. BC I'm trying to save money on my grocery bill. "

5/25/2010 4:34:23 PM

5/25/2010 4:40:45 PM

i too have slept in order to avoid eating.

may i have a confession as well? since i was skipped on the last page

i want tarun to have one too. hook him up

5/25/2010 4:45:07 PM

Quote :

"Today, I had a strong urge to start taking adderall recreationally again. "

5/25/2010 4:45:20 PM

Quote :

"My friend with benefits won't date me because I'm not the right race. "

that sux fo real

5/25/2010 4:56:43 PM

^won't date ya, but he/she'll fuck ya? WTF is that shit?

5/25/2010 4:58:19 PM

first world problems

5/25/2010 4:59:50 PM

TWW has had this conversation before.

5/25/2010 5:00:00 PM

useless with links

5/25/2010 5:00:44 PM

lots of people will fuck me that won't date me. oops should have pm'd that to someone. my b

Quote :

"I have an e-boo and e-lationship from this site "

Quote :

"I LOVE making my girlfriend come with my cock. She says she's never had anyone giver her the big O from penetration alone. I have a hard time (ha!) believing that, but she says she never thought she would be able to that way. It's not like I'm huge or anything...I must have some moves."

fakey-fakest confession EVAR

5/25/2010 5:02:57 PM

Quote :

"Lately I have been taking several showers a day just so I can sing along with my Wicked Soundtrack "

5/25/2010 5:04:33 PM

wat

5/25/2010 5:08:27 PM

Quote :

"I don't want to date someone who there is a high likelyhood of me falling head over heels for who didn't go to college and will probably be making absolutely no money for the rest of his life. I feel like a horrible person for letting something like money and being able to be financially secure in the future get in the way of what is probably the love of my life"

If you know that the guy has absolutely no ability, motivation, or desire to attain basic financial security it doesn't make you a horrible person at all. That whole "love conquers all" shit you see in movies, well that's not real life.

Love don't put food on the table.
Love don't pay the rent

If the dude doesn't want to act like an adult, there's nothing wrong with avoiding a relationship with him. I'd say that's just being smart.

But then again, if you're no different than him, then you two probably deserve each other.

5/25/2010 5:11:32 PM

Quote :

"I really want to start taking diet pills, but I don't know which ones to take or if they're worth the money."

thoughts? anybody?

5/25/2010 5:16:23 PM

all i know is that chick on house about died from taking diet pills so..........

5/25/2010 5:18:57 PM

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO...

SCARED

5/25/2010 5:22:12 PM

Quote :

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom "

5/25/2010 5:22:33 PM

^^wut

^ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

5/25/2010 5:23:00 PM

Quote :

"I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee"

5/25/2010 5:24:17 PM

Quote :

"When I was about 5 years old, I was shopping with my mom at a department store. I had just finished trying on a bunch of clothes and was in the dressing room putting my shoes back on. Mom had already gone out to the register to pay for the clothes and I had to go to the bathroom soooooo bad and knew I couldn't hold it any longer. So I pulled down my pants, squatted, and peed, on the carpeted floor, in the corner in the dressing room."

i lol'd

5/25/2010 5:27:34 PM

so you're the reason the dressing rooms always smell like piss

5/25/2010 5:30:08 PM

Quote :

"When I was a freshman at State, my boyfriend at the time was back home, still a senior in high school. I cheated on him (oral only) with a guy that lived a few floors below me. His cock was much bigger than my boyfriend's. "

5/25/2010 5:31:03 PM

MY PM BOX IS OPEN TO YOU ALL

5/25/2010 5:32:03 PM

cock size doesn't really matter if you were just blowing him...... in fact it's harder to do on bigger ones so....

you lose

5/25/2010 5:32:19 PM

now taking confessions....

[Edited on May 25, 2010 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2010 5:32:29 PM

Quote :

"I'm crazier, and I assure I'll amaze you harder and longer "

5/25/2010 5:33:25 PM

I'm still open for business

5/25/2010 5:56:36 PM

Quote :

"I wish I was a little bit taller. "

Quote :

"I am glad when my gf is out of town because sometimes I prefer masturbation to sex. "

Quote :

"I have eaten my boogers before."

Quote :

"You are one of my favorite people. "

5/25/2010 9:16:41 PM

Quote :

"there are at least 2 tww men that if they offered to have sex with me, i'd totally have trouble saying no. "

5/25/2010 9:21:43 PM