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"murdered: I've had it with the mother fucking Reddit posts in this mother fucking Wolfweb topic"

Are you really complaining about people posting content from another site on the internet in a thread titled "Best thing you've seen on the internet today"?

2/3/2013 11:48:05 PM

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"Are you really complaining about people posting content from another site on the internet in a thread titled "Best thing you've seen on the internet today"? "

That's exactly what I'm fucking doing.

2/3/2013 11:50:56 PM

cool, just checking.

2/3/2013 11:52:13 PM

The guy with this tattoo was a result of parents who had jungle fever:

2/3/2013 11:55:11 PM

FF to 1:45 if you don't wanna watch the whole thing again.

2/4/2013 12:06:28 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZQ_RDb0lcE

2/4/2013 6:23:06 AM

^^ Seriously? That thing was horrible. What a waste of money.

2/4/2013 9:36:07 AM

I think you are talking about the real commercial and not the parody posted above...

2/4/2013 12:21:16 PM

My b. Was too scared of wasting another two minutes of my life to actually click on the vid.

2/4/2013 1:14:09 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/8-alternative-uses-for-a-penis-cake-pan

2/4/2013 8:53:46 PM

2/5/2013 2:51:40 AM

2/5/2013 8:28:26 AM

Omg. ^has my husband and I just laughing our butts off.

Smash. Smash. SMAAAAAAAAAAAsh.

2/5/2013 8:42:29 AM

Straight out of Dogtown!

2/5/2013 8:58:36 AM

Best so far, but I haven't looked at the internet today. Spam email my gf got:

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"Oceanography-2013 International Conference on Oceanography Dates: August 21-23, 2013 Venue: Orlando-Florida, USA Dear Dr. Kim Garrett, OMICS Group, the World Class Open Access Publisher and Scientific Events Organizer hosting "International Conference on Oceanography" during August 21-23, 2013 at Orlando-Florida, USA. Basing on your expertise we would like to honor you by giving the position as an Organizing Committee Member for this conference. Also we would like to honor you by giving an opportunity as a plenary speaker at this conference. As an Organizing Committee Member the privileges would include the honorable position as the chair/co-chair for the session of your interest. Oceanography-2013 is a specially designed cluster conference. The main theme of the conference is “To improve the strategies for measuring, exploiting, protecting and operating in the world's oceans" which covers a wide range of critically important sessions. Oceanography-2013 would lay a platform for the interaction between experts around the world. OMICS Group is also involved in organizing about 100 International Conferences in 2013. For upcoming OMICS Group Conferences Please visit: http://omicsonline.org/conferencemain/ For further details regarding the conference please visit: http://www.omicsgroup.com/conferences/aquatic-marine-biology-2013/ Scientific program includes the following tracks. We would be glad if you can suggest us with more topics for the scientific session. Track 1: Ocean & Climate Track 2: Coastal hazards and Marine Environment Protection Track 3: Coastal Science & Engineering Track 4: Chemical & Physical Process of Ocean Track 5: Ocean Life & Ecosystem Track 6: Ocean Resources Track 7: Seafloor & Below Track 8: Polar Research Track 9: Marine Pollution & Management Track 10: Marine Biotechnology Track 11: Marine Renewable Energy Technology Track 12: Marine Policy and Ocean Management Track 13: Tools & Technology in Oceanography Track 14: Offshore Structures and Technology With Best Wishes, Lincyfor Oceanography-2013 OMICS Group Conferences 5716 Corsa Ave¦Suite110Westlake, Los AngelesCA-91362-7354, USAOffice: +1- 650-268-9744Toll Free: +1-800-216-6499(USA & Canada)Fax: +1-650-618-1414E-mail: oceanography2013@omicsgroup.com"

2/5/2013 9:04:11 AM

2/5/2013 10:24:34 AM

^ That's awesome! The video from the .gif + the photographer's narration.

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"Seventh graders at Cornerstone Christian launched Hello Kitty into space. For science. Yes, science! The coolest bit is that after her space flight Kitty-chan was recovered 47.5 miles from the launch site. The onboard GPS and a loud beeper help locate the cat. One small step for cartoon felines, indeed."

2/5/2013 11:07:03 AM

2/5/2013 3:53:53 PM

^^

reminds me of the crazy fucker that used a bunch of balloons and a lawn chair and sent himself thousands of feet up

2/5/2013 6:12:00 PM

2/5/2013 9:50:52 PM

Ahahahaha

2/5/2013 9:53:08 PM

haaaaahahahaha

2/6/2013 1:15:45 AM

Lols!

2/6/2013 6:19:45 AM

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/02/new-nanotech-promises-nothing-will-ever-get-wet-so-how-should-it-be-used/

2/11/2013 3:58:41 PM

^ That is cool

Slow day... http://raleigh.craigslist.org/grd/3608042181.html

2/11/2013 5:21:16 PM

is it a joke that I'm not seeing, or is it just a cheap mower?





[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 8:03 PM. Reason : and nevermind, i'm retarded]

2/11/2013 8:02:34 PM

it could be an Indian selling it... just saying...

2/11/2013 8:08:55 PM

2/11/2013 8:31:46 PM

^ i chuckled

2/11/2013 8:40:31 PM

2/11/2013 9:07:31 PM

^ holy crap. that movie was awful.

2/11/2013 9:57:07 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

2/11/2013 10:53:59 PM

4chan got butthurt over this article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/watch-how-a-4chan-raid-happens

2/12/2013 5:45:55 AM

http://beaglenetworks.net/post/42707829171/star-wars-traceroute

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2/12/2013 5:18:58 PM

http://gawker.com/5983799/amazing-story-about-owl-stuck-in-florida-womans-car-grill-yields-amazing-animated-gif

2/12/2013 7:43:19 PM

Rapping for Jesus
http://youtu.be/XldNS5dd5Mw

[Edited on February 12, 2013 at 9:08 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2013 9:08:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

[Edited on February 12, 2013 at 9:10 PM. Reason : Damn Mtanman I didn't know we were thinking on the exact same wavelength. -Greg]

2/12/2013 9:08:33 PM

I'm not the only one who thinks of cyan as a type of blue: http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/who-is-your-mario-princess

2/13/2013 12:23:46 AM

why would cyan be a blue? CMYK

2/13/2013 7:28:14 AM

http://www.geekologie.com/2013/02/there-can-be-only-one-a-pictorial-of-two.php

2/13/2013 11:20:33 AM

2/13/2013 12:22:22 PM

so my coworker keeps blasting this on his office speakers and everyone busts out laughing.

enjoy

2/13/2013 2:14:41 PM

http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/42782935416/bam-two-days-of-nekkid

2/13/2013 2:22:06 PM

^^ That's funny, I discovered that and sent it to my buddy because it sounds EXACTLY like him when he screams.

2/13/2013 2:32:31 PM

It was also funny a year ago when it was first posted. And when the "screaming sheep" was used in a Doritos Super Bowl commercial weeks ago.

2/13/2013 2:55:37 PM

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/clip-board/201302/viral-video-propels-track-star-swimsuit-issue

2/13/2013 3:20:26 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

2/13/2013 3:21:34 PM

thank you dswillia

[Edited on February 13, 2013 at 3:48 PM. Reason : just wonderful]

2/13/2013 3:47:56 PM

Photographs of Commonly Paired Foods Bound Together With String


http://www.petapixel.com/2013/02/12/photographs-of-commonly-paired-foods-bound-together-with-string/

http://www.dreier.com/projects/pairings/

2/13/2013 5:36:13 PM

I'd edit the above if I could but I just realized Perry Bible is finally updating comics again.
http://pbfcomics.com/

2/13/2013 11:02:17 PM