I'm becoming addicted to online poker.

6/23/2008 1:35:07 PM

I want ice cream

6/23/2008 1:37:22 PM

but shed settle for sex too

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 1:38 PM. Reason : wait what]

6/23/2008 1:38:20 PM

lol

I got some last night, so there's only one type that would suffice right now.

6/23/2008 1:39:21 PM

ab wants it in da booty

6/23/2008 1:39:59 PM

i really want an email on my new work mail

6/23/2008 1:42:22 PM

anal what?

6/23/2008 1:47:03 PM

Quote :

"I know exactly what and who this is referring to "

that, a couple more blogs and Myranda

she also spells especially aspechuly, which makes my head hurt.



and walking to player's retreat + locopops makes for the best lunch ever, I might have to start doing that more often because it was only $7!

6/23/2008 1:49:34 PM

it needs to be 5:30

6/23/2008 2:45:39 PM

you working DnL? howzit goin?

6/23/2008 2:49:11 PM

pretty good....just sitting in my cubical listening to crunk musik workin on what they told me to work on

6/23/2008 2:56:15 PM

i'm gonna do my dishes now *sigh*

6/23/2008 9:14:49 PM

Everyone else here is terrible at firing people. Only about a dozen people work here, and 8 of us have been here since I started last fall, but the last few positions see incredible turnover.

Whenever someone fucks up or isn't performing, one of the partners goes on a slow deliberate process of termination that can stretch on for weeks. Its very uncomfortable for both the person being fired and everyone else in the office. It makes the Willie Randolph situation seem amicable by comparison.

As a result of this, and noticing my to-the-point manner with prospective clients and in contract negotiations, I have been appointed the task of executioner here, essentially telling people they're fired so one of the partners doesn't have to. At first I was a little hesitant. But after my first time, I got used to it real quick, and even began to enjoy it.

I don't know why, but telling someone they've been fired just comes so naturally to me. I don't have any personal problems with these people, but I also am immune to their feelings and I really don't have a concious in that regard, so its effortless for me to break the news to them. I have enough leeway that I can be creative in how I deliver the news as long as I get them to sign the antitrust papers.

By my count, I've fired 9 people so far, and everytime it gets easier. My friends think I should feel like an asshole, but I don't.

6/24/2008 11:44:52 AM

Quote :

" I really don't have a concious "

6/24/2008 11:46:18 AM

fuck spelling

6/24/2008 11:46:53 AM

great out of context post

6/24/2008 11:47:54 AM

sometimes i like the feeling of being hungry, so wont eat

6/24/2008 2:28:46 PM

sometimes i intentionally starve myself to build up a tolerance to hunger

6/24/2008 2:29:38 PM

do you say that everyday? lol

6/24/2008 2:36:42 PM

sometimes i wish i could quit you

6/24/2008 2:37:23 PM

^^nah just once last week and now


my confession is that sometimes livinproof makes me hotnbothered lol

6/24/2008 3:14:34 PM

lol man i read ^ and it feels like a fucking week ago right now

6/24/2008 10:35:18 PM

ryan was rymn

I was Garfunkel

6/24/2008 10:35:46 PM

Quote :

"By my count, I've fired 9 people so far, and everytime it gets easier. My friends think I should feel like an asshole, but I don't."

I don't think you should feel like an asshole

You're just the messenger

6/24/2008 10:37:40 PM

i live alone

i live next to a lot of trees and bushes

bugs happen to show up at my house every now and then

i have a cat that takes care of most of these for me

however

every now and then i have to take matters into my own hands

and i scream and yell and jump and run around trying to kill the bug then do a stupid dance trying to pick up a half dead insect without touching it AT ALL then i sprint to the bathroom to flush whatever i smashed with my flip flop and have wrapped in a paper towel

this is so dramatic and loud, i am afraid the neighbors might call the police

note: i only scream while trying to kill and pick up the bug, i dont want it coming at me and crawling on me. just seeing the bug in general doesnt scare me much.

6/25/2008 12:27:13 AM

that gave me wood

6/25/2008 12:29:07 AM

grapefruit

6/25/2008 12:33:47 AM

i need to solicit a hot male roommate to take care of these things for me

guys love doing shit like that for girls

'eek a bug, help me!!'

i'd play that card just so no one (besides the cat) actually witnesses how i kill bugs in my house

6/25/2008 12:43:16 AM

I'd eat some of the stuff they made on iron chef two nights ago with a playing card

6/25/2008 12:46:03 AM

^^ how do you kill bugs in your house?

nvm, read the post above. hahahah.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:51 AM. Reason : nvm]

6/25/2008 12:51:06 AM

i finally posted some pics

wat? its a confession...

6/25/2008 12:53:38 AM

your doggie is cute!

6/25/2008 12:55:58 AM

lol thx, its actually one of my good friends dog but i love him sooooo much i had to put a pic of him up, plus, it was in the folder that popped up when i hit "browse"

6/25/2008 12:58:10 AM

<3

6/25/2008 1:25:43 AM

I wish I had never made my ex, my ex. still in love with her.

6/25/2008 2:15:02 AM

My ex didn't stay that way for long.

Which makes me very happy. Him, too.

6/25/2008 2:16:44 AM

I tried my best

told her how i felt

shes already got another guy, 2 weeks later.

i was an idiot anyways

but she wont give me another chance

so time to move on i guess...or just wait it out

we'll see

6/25/2008 2:18:29 AM

^This guy's a romantic.

6/25/2008 2:19:28 AM

I have to work wednesday, why am i still on here!

6/25/2008 2:21:16 AM

That's not really a confession.

6/25/2008 2:21:53 AM

At my old job, I "took a long lunch to help my wife get into her locked car." In reality, I went home to record a commercial for MoneyGram. No success without sacrifice.

6/25/2008 2:23:55 AM

it is fucking hot in here today wtf

6/25/2008 10:27:55 AM

Quote :

"I tried my best told her how i felt shes already got another guy, 2 weeks later. i was an idiot anyways but she wont give me another chance so time to move on i guess...or just wait it out we'll see "

Quote :

" ^This guy's a romantic. "

He's sweet, smart, and attractive too. Don't fret too much John. You're a great catch and if she doesn't realize that then you need a smarter girl.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:35 AM. Reason : mhmm]

6/25/2008 10:34:40 AM

nvm

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM. Reason : wrong person]

6/25/2008 10:35:26 AM

nvm

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:46 AM. Reason : wrong person]

6/25/2008 10:46:25 AM

6/25/2008 10:46:55 AM

I keep reading the title of this thread as Large Hardon Collider and have clicked it twice in the last 5 minutes.

6/25/2008 3:02:43 PM

i have got to leave the office and calm down right quick

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : dlkjlsdjfj]

6/25/2008 3:06:20 PM

She ridin that poll &...

6/25/2008 3:07:10 PM

John & Kate plus 8 is my favorite show and i watch it way to often hahaha

they just crack me up

6/25/2008 10:26:57 PM