92

6/25/2008 10:28:31 PM

You're 92?

Oh the deceit!

6/26/2008 12:16:21 AM

she look about 19 in the pics i got

6/26/2008 12:19:04 AM

^you're disgusting.

6/26/2008 3:13:57 AM

thats what she said

6/26/2008 1:30:04 PM

If I had a time machine, and could go back to the late 70's, I'd bang Sally Field.

6/26/2008 4:16:37 PM

i'd buy classic cars and bury them somewhere only to un-earth $texas worth of cars in the future.

6/26/2008 4:20:46 PM

I really hate wearing a bra

I'd rather walk around my house naked than wear one most of the time

6/26/2008 4:42:39 PM

i don't mind the bra, it's the pants and shoes that bother me

6/26/2008 4:49:13 PM

i can confirm that

6/26/2008 4:52:12 PM

i dont even mind the shoes...i hate these fucking socks...when i get home and take them off you can see where they were like suffocating my ankles

6/26/2008 4:52:21 PM

^^^ + ^^^^ =


[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : son of a bitch]

6/26/2008 4:52:21 PM

so i think i'm gonna start shaving like every 6 days now

6/26/2008 8:17:05 PM

once a week is where it's at

6/26/2008 8:18:39 PM

dude had the stubble thing going and kept getting "heys"...shave last night and all the sudden like 2/3 of the heys go away

6/26/2008 8:19:29 PM

yea makes you look older prolly

6/26/2008 8:24:41 PM

kinda gelled up the hair a little today...i think it looks better with a little gel...makes it look like i took the time to care for it...people notice a lot of times when you take the time to do something...

6/26/2008 8:26:45 PM

The last time I had sex I smashed the girl's head into a railing. Repeatedly.

6/27/2008 11:00:05 AM

me too


only...i was the girl

6/27/2008 11:01:21 AM

not the girl I was referring to however.




[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : (Casey and I are saving ourselves for our arranged marriage.)]

6/27/2008 11:02:31 AM

can I be the flower girl?

6/27/2008 11:04:32 AM

I got a girl to apologize for trying to kiss me last night that didn't.

6/27/2008 11:05:51 AM

that's not what i meant....


i meant the last time i had sex my head was repeatedly banged into a railing of sorts...kind of....haha

6/27/2008 11:06:52 AM

but not by me. WAIT A MINUTE, I just put 2 + 2 on that one.

Quote :

"can I be the flower girl?"

last I checked, we weren't planning on a wedding. It isn't like we actually love each other.

6/27/2008 11:08:57 AM

you only think you know something

6/27/2008 11:11:20 AM

my future wife is a slut

6/27/2008 11:11:41 AM

no...if i was a slut i'd be sleeping with everybody...


i'm just a bitch...

i'm sleeping with everybody but you

6/27/2008 11:18:25 AM

burn!

6/27/2008 11:19:41 AM

hahahaha...this thread took an interesting turn

6/27/2008 11:19:45 AM

THAT'S IT THE MARRIAGE IS OFF!!!!!

(not because she's a slut, but because she fell to the level of cheap MySpace cliche.)

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : ^ about time after 92 pages ]

6/27/2008 11:20:23 AM

who is this now?

6/27/2008 11:23:00 AM

it's ok...I'll marry your ass

6/27/2008 11:23:18 AM

wtf....

that saying was around about 500 years before myspace....

if myspace was your first exposure to that one then you truly are more sheltered than i thought

6/27/2008 11:23:30 AM

^^ ehhh i dont know if you wanna do that. he can be REALLY annoying

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : .]

6/27/2008 11:23:41 AM

It's ok...It's only a marriage of convenience

6/27/2008 11:24:33 AM

^^^ I just never heard it because everyone slept with me before.

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 11:26 AM. Reason : ok thats a lie.]

6/27/2008 11:26:26 AM

i better get a third job cuz as soon as I get back from St Pete, I'll have so much free time it will drive me crazy

6/27/2008 11:34:03 AM

^just outta curiosity, is that St Pete Florida?

6/27/2008 1:38:19 PM

bout to try something with a tampon...

6/27/2008 2:45:43 PM

this tequila is good

6/28/2008 12:18:08 AM

^

6/28/2008 3:36:52 PM

Working in the Everglades for a would be a bitch because of the humidity


...and then I think of the waters at the Keys, and already having a place nearby to go on my weekends off

I'm gonna call this lady back for a job.

6/28/2008 5:56:36 PM

Ticks make me
I always make someone else pick them off dogs, and if I have to pick one off myself, I feel so sick to my stomach.

6/28/2008 7:56:14 PM

i think i heard something like if you get a lighter and put it on them for like half a sec they completely let go and you dont have to pull off a big chunk of skin

6/28/2008 7:58:59 PM

i've heard a rag with rubbing alcohol works but i dunno, haven't had one in forever

6/28/2008 7:59:55 PM

one thing i kinda miss about being in a relationship is even when you're bored, at least you're not bored and lonely...

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 2:27 AM. Reason : v- yeah i know...just feeling ultra lonely lately i guess. buuuuuuuut that's enough of that!!]

6/29/2008 2:24:16 AM

aaand it's still not worth it a lot of times

6/29/2008 2:26:09 AM

i dont have enough motivation in life

6/29/2008 2:26:29 AM

When I'm unhappy I buy things.

I'm picking fights with people for no real reason and my mom just offered to take me mattress shopping.

Coincidence? I think not!

6/29/2008 2:34:05 PM

i almost just started a fire

6/29/2008 2:43:05 PM