i threw up 7 times in the last 12 hours (9 of which i have been asleep)

only 3 of those times were in an appropriate place

6/29/2008 3:30:08 PM

are you OK?

6/29/2008 3:30:55 PM

food poisoning?

6/29/2008 3:31:03 PM

pregnant

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : jk, hope you get to feeling better]

6/29/2008 3:31:29 PM

do you have a trip to the beach planned or something?

6/29/2008 3:31:38 PM

none of the above

6/29/2008 3:32:08 PM

alcohol?

6/29/2008 3:32:30 PM

my bad girl

6/29/2008 3:32:51 PM

yes alcohol. haven't been this stupid in over 3 years.

at least i have a good story to tell out of it.

6/29/2008 3:35:05 PM

alcohol smalcohol

6/29/2008 3:36:00 PM

6/29/2008 3:37:54 PM

i dont feel like i'll ever grow up

6/29/2008 3:42:39 PM

dont worry man me neither, shit i cant even stay on top of my laundry yet

6/29/2008 3:43:04 PM

just seems like i'm too laid back to give a fuck now a days...sooooo complacent

6/29/2008 3:45:29 PM

I don't want to grow up.



Also, I am really really really lazy and over the past few years I've become a huge slob.

6/29/2008 3:46:22 PM

Quote :

"I don't want to grow up. "

6/29/2008 3:46:35 PM

I'm starting to want to grow up

6/29/2008 3:47:39 PM

i want to travel the world for free...so far everytime i try to figure out how to do it, it leads to me joining the army

6/29/2008 3:50:11 PM

lol that's probably the easiest way

but it's worth paying for it before doing some shit like that

imo anyways.. i mean, if you have interest in joining the army anyways then that's a fair way of doing it..otherwise, no

6/29/2008 3:51:06 PM

i kinda want to join but not yet

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 3:54 PM. Reason : i feel my time will come]

6/29/2008 3:54:28 PM

I once ate cake icing because I was out of food and too lazy to drive to the store.

6/29/2008 8:25:15 PM

i enjoy fucking a girl well below my standards

6/29/2008 8:28:34 PM

i got the opposite problem of ^ lol

6/29/2008 8:56:54 PM

took 3 tylenol pm like 45 minutes ago and i am about done

6/29/2008 10:08:02 PM

I'm at work but there's nothing to do so I'm fuckin around on tdub.

6/29/2008 10:08:42 PM

i need a sammich

6/29/2008 10:15:21 PM

I detest throw pillows

6/30/2008 1:10:07 AM

i slept half of this weekend away

6/30/2008 1:11:03 AM

I hate furry toilet seat covers

6/30/2008 1:27:10 AM

i detest throw pillows

6/30/2008 1:28:09 AM

throw pillows suck

6/30/2008 1:30:20 AM

i guess all things considered i'd rather be "poor" in america than "poor" in a third world country

6/30/2008 5:22:16 PM

i lost my weightlifting gloves the last time i moved

6/30/2008 7:12:23 PM

I really want an at home bowflex work all muscle groups machine and an elliptical.

6/30/2008 7:14:05 PM

i gave out my password earlier like a creepo

6/30/2008 9:48:58 PM

I frequent 4chan.

6/30/2008 9:52:31 PM

i am a slacker....i wouldn't want to date me...

6/30/2008 11:09:10 PM

OH YOU!

6/30/2008 11:12:02 PM

^^

6/30/2008 11:43:42 PM

must be strong....focus dnl focus

7/2/2008 11:43:26 AM

it's nice to have 5 days apart every few weeks even though it sucks not having her around sometimes

7/2/2008 11:58:51 AM

its kinda cool to have some broad logging into your wolfweb account

7/2/2008 9:21:53 PM

hookin up with a girl that has a boyfriend tomorrow

bout damn time

7/2/2008 9:23:39 PM

i enjoy will and grace from time to time

[ no evan ]

7/2/2008 9:23:39 PM

^^i'm guessing not on tww??

7/2/2008 9:24:12 PM

a guy who is married with kids sent me an email yesterday at working asking if he could cook me dinner

this is not the first married man from work to hit on me like this




fucking creep shows

7/2/2008 9:25:59 PM

maybe that dude you made out with was like "yo you should ask to cook her dinner"

7/2/2008 9:26:37 PM

maybe they hired you to stare at your tits and bwn?

7/2/2008 9:27:44 PM

Quote :

"^^i'm guessing not on tww?? "

nah, not on tww

7/2/2008 9:28:21 PM

set em up

7/2/2008 9:28:43 PM