Quote :

"I want to marry my boyfriend and that scares the shit out of me. "

more, please

6/9/2010 6:31:58 PM

anyone?

6/10/2010 12:19:19 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure chocolatervh is trying to get up on this. I'd tell him to back off, but I don't want to be mean. Plus, I sortof like the attention."

Randy throws his mack out there like he is fishin' with crack.

6/10/2010 12:24:24 AM

confess, please

6/10/2010 2:08:30 AM

hehehe...

Quote :

"maybe I'm not so sure about that hooker business I fucked a 47yr old last night. The problem wasn't his age (dude, he was HOT - firefighter hot!) It was his mouth after we started having sex. I tried to gently give him a clue, and then not so gently, and then I was just like "Whatever. I got what I wanted. I'm glad he can't see my face right now, because I'm bored" and tuned him out. It was like every single lame porno dialogue that I've ever hated on...at 110% awfulness. I tried to come up with a $ figure that would make that tolerable, and I just couldn't. I'd have to be a really picky hooker."

6/10/2010 3:33:03 AM

I, too, am accepting confessions.

6/10/2010 3:39:37 AM

Quote :

"I memorized my mom's credit card number in 1999 and used it to get free MSN access. "

ahahaha.

6/10/2010 3:40:48 AM

Quote :

"I'm on Team Jacob."

confessions for today?

6/10/2010 8:59:09 AM

Quote :

"My cousin invited me to her graduation so i could film it. but honestly It is not how i want to spend my friday. "

6/10/2010 9:06:35 AM

Quote :

"I decided to make up a game I called commercial break last night where you go down on someone during a commercial break and once the show starts again stop and pretend nothing happened. It was hilarious torture until I got thrown down and he returned the favor. I now realize I am a total bitch"

6/10/2010 12:17:37 PM

self-confessions ITT?

6/10/2010 12:24:10 PM

Say three hail Marys and then PM me your confession.

6/10/2010 12:44:39 PM

^^^that sounds like a fun game

6/10/2010 12:49:14 PM

i mean a dude could squash that nonsense quick

hand on the back of the neck

boom

6/10/2010 1:23:45 PM

I wonder how many breaks it took the guy to catch on

6/10/2010 2:24:09 PM

No one has anything to confess to anymore.

6/10/2010 3:08:30 PM

oh they do

just not to you

6/10/2010 3:09:13 PM

That's mean.

6/10/2010 3:09:54 PM

Quote :

"I decided to make up a game I called commercial break last night where you go down on someone during a commercial break and once the show starts again stop and pretend nothing happened. It was hilarious torture until I got thrown down and he returned the favor. I now realize I am a total bitch"

I LOVE IT

6/10/2010 3:12:30 PM

thy sins are washed away my children!

6/10/2010 3:14:11 PM

Quote :

"I cry every time I am alone because of either loneliness or failure. I feel fake and I am not living up to the person that I make people believe I am. I think that is one reason I feel that I should never get married, for the fear of revealing my true fail self. I hate crying. "

6/10/2010 3:19:23 PM

Quote :

"I am about to graduate. I'm pretty sure I found a really good full time job, but I met up with a friend who graduated a few years back. He's been looking for a job for a while and wound up taking a post-doc I turned down a month or two ago. I feel guilty because I, just coming out of school with less experience, found a great job while it looks like he's taking a low paying post doc with a few years experience his belt. I know it's just luck... but I have a guilt complex. "

6/10/2010 3:31:03 PM

Quote :

"when I was in kindergarten I peed on the floor and then when the teacher came around and asked what the hell happened I blamed it on the kid next to me. he denied it but the teacher didn't believe him because he was a bad student and I was good. he was crying and got put in time out and then eventually the principal had to come and take him away. we didn't see him after that and I heard later that it was his "last strike" or something and he had to go to another school. I feel kinda bad about that."

6/10/2010 3:48:45 PM

Quote :

"I almost just defriended a good friend and their significant other on Facebook because I am that sick of their stupid status messages about each other "

6/10/2010 3:57:49 PM

^^Now that's an actual confession. Probably fucked up that kid for the rest of his life having to go to a different school, who knows how he would've turned out otherwise.

6/10/2010 3:59:35 PM

Quote :

"I think khcadwal is adorably cute, but because I only ever see photos of her face, I'm beginning to think that she just takes every photo at a myspace angle, and in real life she's a land whale. "

6/10/2010 4:10:28 PM

wouldn't the bulbasaur pic dispute that statement?

6/10/2010 4:11:25 PM

Quote :

"I'm actually a lot less emotionally secure than I think I ought to be. I hate living on my own. "

Haha, whoops... This got lost with another PM and just noticed it. No wonder people never send them to me

6/10/2010 4:14:03 PM

Here's one that was sitting in my inbox labeled confession, and I didn't make the connection that I should be posting it in this thread since I never asked for any. Here we go:

Quote :

"I think that khcadwal needs to get off of TWW and get back to studying"

6/10/2010 4:16:35 PM

Quote :

"wouldn't the bulbasaur pic dispute that statement? "

hahahaha. yes cause i definitely don't look cute in that picture and it ISNT just of my face

6/10/2010 4:35:07 PM

OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

IT WAS ME!

I CONFESSED THAT TO Tarun!

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

6/10/2010 4:47:04 PM

damnit send confessions now, so I can drink mt. dew and poast.

6/10/2010 4:51:11 PM

from the quote a few above:

Quote :

"I almost just defriended a good friend and their significant other on Facebook because I am that sick of their stupid status messages about each other"

hahahahahhahah my boyfriend's sister and her boyfriend/fiancee went through a period where everyday they posted something in their status or on each other's walls about how much they love each other. finally once they hit around day 60ish they stopped.

6/10/2010 6:41:18 PM

Holy mindfuck.

2 Gods!?!

My confession:

I can't stop listening to eminem songs... They have been playing non stop for the last 2 days in my head and on my computers...

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 7:25 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2010 7:20:29 PM

Quote :

"i just warmed up a slice of pizza that had been sitting out on my counter all night and ate it. if it makes it any better i reheated in the oven not the microwave."

confessions, please!

6/10/2010 7:33:50 PM

i'll take some

6/10/2010 8:04:32 PM

Ok, now bedtime

Quote :

"I've been taking mood stabilizers since December. I feel completely neutral, even when terrible things are happening. Sometimes I can't even cry when I really need to. I used to love my job, but I'm apathetic toward work and most of the people there, who treat me like ass by the way. I don't care about talking to my friends or family as much as I used to, I don't feel like I need them. I can't sleep without pills and I take sick days at least once a month when the lack of sleep catches up with me. This isn't so much a confession just something I wanted to tell someone else, but I didn't want to unload all my problems onto that particular person. So, congratulations. You get my confession. "

6/10/2010 8:19:14 PM

hmmmmm

6/10/2010 8:45:39 PM

Quote :

"Today, I look under the bonnet of my automobile and I saw a colony of black ants next to my battery. I took the battery out, mixed some ant killer and water together, and flushed those poor bastards out. I pull the carpets inside the cabin to make sure there's none in the car to attack me or some rubbishness like that. Nothing, I'm good to go. I clean up the mess and go on my way. I must have killed about 200 ants and maybe that much in larva/eggs. 4 hours later, there's about 50 ants all huddled together with eggs in their jaws on the passenger side door sill. WHAT THE FUCK. FML. Seriously. Just when all the dust from previous drama settles, this shit has to happen. wtf. Oh right... My confession. I must confess that I am a mass murderer and my prejudice and hatred for ants that invade my space is greater than life itself, which makes sense since I'm killing living things... Do you see what I have done there? "

6/10/2010 9:39:06 PM

Quote :

"i found $5 in a public place today. i felt guilty about keeping it. "

Quote :

"I used rob homeless winos. they were always good for cash at the first part of the month from social security checks. another good place to get them was after they came out of the blood plasma donation place. food stamps were a hassle, but there were ways to cash them out. "

6/11/2010 6:33:48 AM

Quote :

"I actually did a product review I got shoes from zappos, and did a test run at home to make sure they're good, like you're supposed to. Within an hour of wearing them at work, however, I realize that they are horrible, horrible shoes. I am well and truly horrified, and cannot even believe the branding - it's that bad. But I've worn them outside So I'm hoping someone from zappos contacts me and asks if there's anything they can do to fix it. That's why I wrote the review "

6/11/2010 8:15:27 AM

you people have some boring shit to confess

6/11/2010 10:08:40 AM

you got better stuff?? confess away

6/11/2010 1:53:01 PM

Quote :

"I killed a hooker last night. She's in my trunk. Well, most of her is."

That one's not so tame...

6/11/2010 1:54:32 PM

^also, not so real...

6/11/2010 1:56:59 PM

^^
they go in the different thread
message_topic.aspx?topic=596353

6/11/2010 1:58:21 PM

Quote :

""I actually did a product review I got shoes from zappos, and did a test run at home to make sure they're good, like you're supposed to. Within an hour of wearing them at work, however, I realize that they are horrible, horrible shoes. I am well and truly horrified, and cannot even believe the branding - it's that bad. But I've worn them outside So I'm hoping someone from zappos contacts me and asks if there's anything they can do to fix it. That's why I wrote the review"

Samwise16 - tell this person to write them and complain. Zappos has great customer service and takes back anything.

6/11/2010 2:18:51 PM

Quote :

"I have a crush on a coworker. I hope I'm reading things right and that, crush or no, I do amuse him. "

6/11/2010 3:34:42 PM

my turn my turn!

6/11/2010 4:40:54 PM

Quote :

"i've pulled the "i'm pregnant" lie on one of my exes before to keep them with me"

6/11/2010 4:44:01 PM