Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
Note to self: Never ride in a car that only has a "what gear are you in" display on the dashboard 3/14/2013 10:46:51 AM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk 3/14/2013 6:59:31 PM |
AttackLax All American 2304 Posts user info edit post |
We, at State, have no room to laugh at someone for saying amphibious when they meant ambidextrous... 3/14/2013 8:00:53 PM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
Has this hit TWW yet? Pretty amazing.
3/14/2013 8:45:29 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/stunt-man-jumps-over-speeding-lamborghini/
[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 11:10 PM. Reason : forgot I was premie]
3/14/2013 11:00:12 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Recruitin' Ballers!
3/15/2013 10:43:17 AM |
beatsunc All American 10748 Posts user info edit post |
^like 3/15/2013 11:02:47 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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lol 3/15/2013 11:08:05 AM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
worst thing about that is that it's clearly a photocopy meant to look like a handwritten note 3/15/2013 12:17:45 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53067 Posts user info edit post |
NC STATE NEEDS = BALLERS
i'm not sure how I feel about that 3/15/2013 2:54:05 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
This place is unreal bro! 3/15/2013 2:58:44 PM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85PHs 3/15/2013 3:01:49 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
3/15/2013 3:28:28 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
BigMan157
BigMan157's scroll. So neat!!
^haha] 3/15/2013 4:04:07 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
THAT is how you roll with the punches 3/15/2013 4:06:28 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "While funny, the Jeff Gordon thing is obviously fake." |
It would have to be. Wouldn't it be kidnapping otherwise.3/16/2013 5:57:17 AM |
MiGZ All American 2314 Posts user info edit post |
^^ really?
He's clearly doing it on purpose. 3/16/2013 11:06:56 AM |
dmidkiff All American 3324 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It would have to be. Wouldn't it be kidnapping otherwise." |
test drive = kidnapping?3/16/2013 11:36:59 AM |
carzak All American 1657 Posts user info edit post |
The gift to the world that is this grid girl:
http://imgbox.com/g/69kUoknzKH 3/17/2013 1:03:59 AM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
mole 3/17/2013 1:57:15 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
dude jaZon's vid up top has me in tears, y'all watch that shit 3/17/2013 3:46:56 AM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
BWHAHAHAHAHAH. It was indeed awesome.
I literally got an 8 minute ab workout in less than half the time. 3/17/2013 4:28:32 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
in an order that would surprise you
ass mouth vag 3/17/2013 8:29:41 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
3/17/2013 3:52:19 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
http://i.imgur.com/tIhxQ4L.jpg
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 3/18/2013 11:10:45 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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https://sites.google.com/site/sophieinnorthkorea/home 3/18/2013 1:12:22 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cupidwithfriends.com
a dating site for trolls where you create the dating profile for your friends lol 3/18/2013 3:40:09 PM |
MattJMM2 CapitalStrength.com 1919 Posts user info edit post |
3/18/2013 4:49:28 PM |
ArcBoyeee All American 1208 Posts user info edit post |
North Korea stuff was awesome. 3/18/2013 9:45:51 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.holytaco.com/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ 3/19/2013 8:19:34 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
3/19/2013 8:49:16 PM |
NutGrass All American 3695 Posts user info edit post |
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HROigWi-CcU
Road rage in SC involving a NC sheriff deputy (Onslow county).
[Edited on March 19, 2013 at 9:17 PM. Reason : .] 3/19/2013 9:11:35 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
I wish people would learn to not to hold the phone vertically when recording videos. 3/19/2013 11:15:06 PM |
BrickTop All American 4508 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ttQEQH9bY 3/19/2013 11:31:34 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Reminds me of the song "Title of the Song" by Da Vinci's Notebook
3/20/2013 11:15:42 AM |
KE4ZNR All American 2695 Posts user info edit post |
Didn't see it posted yet... This just might be the most amazing and epic obit ever...
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/sunherald/obituary.aspx?n=harry-stamps&pid=163538353&fhid=4025#storylink=cpy
Quote : | "Harry Weathersby Stamps
December 19, 1932 -- March 9, 2013
Long Beach
Harry Weathersby Stamps, ladies' man, foodie, natty dresser, and accomplished traveler, died on Saturday, March 9, 2013.
Harry was locally sourcing his food years before chefs in California starting using cilantro and arugula (both of which he hated). For his signature bacon and tomato sandwich, he procured 100% all white Bunny Bread from Georgia, Blue Plate mayonnaise from New Orleans, Sauer's black pepper from Virginia, home grown tomatoes from outside Oxford, and Tennessee's Benton bacon from his bacon-of-the-month subscription. As a point of pride, he purported to remember every meal he had eaten in his 80 years of life.
The women in his life were numerous. He particularly fancied smart women. He loved his mom Wilma Hartzog (deceased), who with the help of her sisters and cousins in New Hebron reared Harry after his father Walter's death when Harry was 12. He worshipped his older sister Lynn Stamps Garner (deceased), a character in her own right, and her daughter Lynda Lightsey of Hattiesburg. He married his main squeeze Ann Moore, a home economics teacher, almost 50 years ago, with whom they had two girls Amanda Lewis of Dallas, and Alison of Starkville. He taught them to fish, to select a quality hammer, to love nature, and to just be thankful. He took great pride in stocking their tool boxes. One of his regrets was not seeing his girl, Hillary Clinton, elected President.
He had a life-long love affair with deviled eggs, Lane cakes, boiled peanuts, Vienna [Vi-e-na] sausages on saltines, his homemade canned fig preserves, pork chops, turnip greens, and buttermilk served in martini glasses garnished with cornbread.
He excelled at growing camellias, rebuilding houses after hurricanes, rocking, eradicating mole crickets from his front yard, composting pine needles, living within his means, outsmarting squirrels, never losing a game of competitive sickness, and reading any history book he could get his hands on. He loved to use his oversized "old man" remote control, which thankfully survived Hurricane Katrina, to flip between watching The Barefoot Contessa and anything on The History Channel. He took extreme pride in his two grandchildren Harper Lewis (8) and William Stamps Lewis (6) of Dallas for whom he would crow like a rooster on their phone calls. As a former government and sociology professor for Gulf Coast Community College, Harry was thoroughly interested in politics and religion and enjoyed watching politicians act like preachers and preachers act like politicians. He was fond of saying a phrase he coined "I am not running for political office or trying to get married" when he was "speaking the truth." He also took pride in his service during the Korean conflict, serving the rank of corporal--just like Napolean, as he would say.
Harry took fashion cues from no one. His signature every day look was all his: a plain pocketed T-shirt designed by the fashion house Fruit of the Loom, his black-label elastic waist shorts worn above the navel and sold exclusively at the Sam's on Highway 49, and a pair of old school Wallabees (who can even remember where he got those?) that were always paired with a grass-stained MSU baseball cap.
Harry traveled extensively. He only stayed in the finest quality AAA-rated campgrounds, his favorite being Indian Creek outside Cherokee, North Carolina. He always spent the extra money to upgrade to a creek view for his tent. Many years later he purchased a used pop-up camper for his family to travel in style, which spoiled his daughters for life.
He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved), know-it-all Yankees, Southerners who used the words "veranda" and "porte cochere" to put on airs, eating grape leaves, Law and Order (all franchises), cats, and Martha Stewart. In reverse order. He particularly hated Day Light Saving Time, which he referred to as The Devil's Time. It is not lost on his family that he died the very day that he would have had to spring his clock forward. This can only be viewed as his final protest.
Because of his irrational fear that his family would throw him a golf-themed funeral despite his hatred for the sport, his family will hold a private, family only service free of any type of "theme." Visitation will be held at Bradford-O'Keefe Funeral Home, 15th Street, Gulfport on Monday, March 11, 2013 from 6-8 p.m.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you make a donation to Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College (Jeff Davis Campus) for their library. Harry retired as Dean there and was very proud of his friends and the faculty. He taught thousands and thousands of Mississippians during his life. The family would also like to thank the Gulfport Railroad Center dialysis staff who took great care of him and his caretaker Jameka Stribling.
Finally, the family asks that in honor of Harry that you write your Congressman and ask for the repeal of Day Light Saving Time. Harry wanted everyone to get back on the Lord's Time.
Published in The Sun Herald from March 10 to March 11, 2013
View & sign register book @ http://www.bradfordokeefe.com" |
[Edited on March 20, 2013 at 6:03 PM. Reason : clean that shizz up]3/20/2013 6:02:33 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
3/20/2013 8:27:01 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
that is creepy as hell... 3/20/2013 8:29:11 PM |
ncwolfpack All American 3958 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not sure why, but those things look oddly familiar to me. Like something I've seen on the internet in the distant past. 3/21/2013 12:38:05 AM |
Mtan Man214 All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
http://youtu.be/kTOyn_9Rpyg
Only because for about 2 seconds I thought this guy was Ronny 3/21/2013 12:40:46 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Doesn't look like ronny at all... but that was funny as hell. 3/21/2013 2:40:34 AM |
LesaBenz CrazyCatLady 753 Posts user info edit post |
3/21/2013 7:37:58 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
why does this page have the shakes? 3/21/2013 1:55:46 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
punchmonk used your scrolling username script 3/21/2013 2:16:46 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53067 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm not sure why, but those things look oddly familiar to me. Like something I've seen on the internet in the distant past." |
They're on some kind of commercial for some random ass product which I can't remember3/21/2013 9:58:02 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
Sour Patch Kids 3/22/2013 8:36:25 AM |
Schmitty All American 982 Posts user info edit post |
reminds me of these guys from Quizno's
3/22/2013 9:52:13 AM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
Hilarious commercial. Someone please embed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI
[Edited on March 22, 2013 at 11:21 AM. Reason : Lookin gooood pop pop] 3/22/2013 11:20:49 AM |
MattJMM2 CapitalStrength.com 1919 Posts user info edit post |
This almost makes me want to become Christian again... watch everything!
http://evangelcathedral.net 3/22/2013 11:49:42 AM |
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3/22/2013 6:46:49 PM |