i love a girl called misha

7/4/2008 11:25:29 PM

i am nauseated

[Edited on July 4, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : in general i mean. not by anything posted here.]

7/4/2008 11:25:34 PM

so i watched a gay porn, and i didnt get a boner...i then got a massage by a gay dude while watching a non gay porno, and still didnt get a boner


dnl is 100 percent vag ftw

7/5/2008 5:13:30 AM

you don't need a boner to take it up the ass

7/5/2008 7:26:15 AM

when i kill bugs i dont throw them away so it scares any other bugs that are thinking of coming into my apt

7/5/2008 7:42:37 AM

i slept way too long

7/5/2008 11:01:20 AM

I've got the butterflies again.

7/5/2008 11:04:35 AM

i've literally only eaten about 2000 calories the past 3 days

7/5/2008 5:02:42 PM

I haven't eaten a meal since thursday

7/5/2008 5:03:51 PM

i'm really sad that chicken went up to 13 dollars a bag now...

7/5/2008 6:58:03 PM

7/5/2008 7:00:09 PM

must be because someone found a way to turn chicken into gasoline... oh wait

7/5/2008 7:09:07 PM

i blame rising energy prices and ethanol

---------confession

i have a headache, and cant decide if i just want to go back to sleep

7/5/2008 7:34:08 PM

i believe i shall open rosetta stone and learn some spanish tonight

7/5/2008 9:56:56 PM

I'm so tired that I'd be less nonsensical, annoying, clumsy, and goofy if I were wasted.


It's pubic mowing grasshopper time.
(Last August, I made my bf drive through the night from FL to make it to my sister's birthday party. In exchange, I had to stay up and keep him company so he wouldn't get drowsy. There comes a point where I drop most words, and think mostly in images. For some reason, the tattoo of a stick figure mowing someone's pubes came to mind, as well as grasshopper [because grass = grasshopper]. So this time, I just rambled. Stream of conciousness talking + floaty images when tired = funny phrases. 'Pubic mowing grasshopper was one of them, and it's now a determiner of what kind of tired xtine is)

7/5/2008 11:20:46 PM

on the way to foodlion i decided its time to try and quit smoking cigs again(still have like 160 pieces of nicorette) so i didnt buy any


this is gonna be rough....and the dreams are probably gonna be strange as fuck

7/6/2008 11:05:23 AM

you'll be ok.

ween yourself off

and it's going to sound weird, but alcohol will alleveate the weird quasi not so really sick feeling you get when you dont smoke

it kinda manifests itself as a sore/swollen throat and headaches in the back of your eyeballs

a few beers will dull the drone just as long as you dont have the capacity to smoke during this time.


dont get thrashed, but just use it as an ease.

7/6/2008 11:12:57 AM

yeah thats what i'm gonna try(ween part)...i've had one today(on the walk to foodlion[ironically?]) and have 7 left...figuring if i have 3 more today, 2 more tomorrow, 1 tues i should be ok...last time it literally took 3 days to quit with nicorette


alcohol idk...i dont drink often so when i do i smoke like a train

7/6/2008 11:19:01 AM

omg i'm so excited...i'm about to hook up some gays

7/6/2008 11:58:14 AM

shaving knocks about 5 years off my apparent age

7/6/2008 6:46:38 PM

me too.. haircut+shave=i'm good for senior week fun

7/6/2008 6:48:11 PM

lol man u better watch out...one day theres gonna be a thread talking about how you got arrested or something

7/6/2008 6:51:44 PM

ID CHECK

7/6/2008 6:52:41 PM

arrested?

sheeyit.

7/6/2008 6:53:33 PM

ahhhhhhh


when i first read it i was like damn...imo i consider that as bad as some of the shit i say

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 6:55 PM. Reason : my confession is that ncsugirl83 has had my password for the past week]

7/6/2008 6:54:25 PM

I think I'm turning into something of an interior design junkie

7/6/2008 10:49:28 PM

I love pens and office supplies
I can stand in the pen aisle for like an hour
I get this from my dad whom also likes pens and hoards them

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 11:41 PM. Reason : whom]

7/6/2008 11:40:51 PM

just pony up for a mont blanc and smile smugly at everyone else's inferior writing implement for perpetuity

7/6/2008 11:43:19 PM

^^It's called an office supply fetish, and lifehacker will supply you with all kinds of porn.

7/6/2008 11:43:47 PM

I'm seriously thinking about trolling the hospital for ass.

7/6/2008 11:43:59 PM

surgical tubing bondage

7/6/2008 11:47:22 PM

yeah dude, fuck your bic stic
mmmmm office supply porn
I also like to smell books.
It makes me feel dirty
the kind with the really glossy pages, like coffee table books, smell wonderful

7/6/2008 11:47:57 PM

^ Never knew you were a female till tonight.

7/6/2008 11:52:08 PM

Quote :

"I also like to smell books"

i read that as "boobs"

7/6/2008 11:54:20 PM

7/6/2008 11:54:58 PM

^^^*carl face*

^^hahhahah glossy coffee table boobs

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : dammit]

7/6/2008 11:56:21 PM

^

7/7/2008 12:07:38 AM

Y'know, I never thought of it before, but the smell of books is kinda sexy.

7/7/2008 12:08:36 AM

Quote :

"I love pens and office supplies I can stand in the pen aisle for like an hour"

Quote :

"I also like to smell books."

me, too.

7/7/2008 12:40:45 AM

Quote :

"I love pens and office supplies"

OMG me too

7/7/2008 12:41:26 AM

I just love pens. And small pads of paper.

But I hate pencils with a passion.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ??]

7/7/2008 12:43:57 AM

I also enjoy empty notebooks and pads of paper

7/7/2008 12:44:46 AM

I like to just write. The action of writing pleases me. Sometimes I just write the same word over and over. In college, I would recopy my notes just for fun.

7/7/2008 12:46:54 AM

^

7/7/2008 12:48:36 AM

I hate the physical action of writing.

Also, I can't hand write essays that go over one page. If I switch pages then I totally just lose my train of thought and can't write anything that makes any sort of sense. It's rather sad really.

7/7/2008 12:50:17 AM

Quote :

"In college, I would recopy my notes just for fun."

haha me too!

7/7/2008 12:51:48 AM

i like pencils but only when they are really sharp. when mechanical pencils were really popular i was in hog heaven. i used to draw all the time too.

7/7/2008 12:52:47 AM

^^ That's just weird. You should come take notes for me if you enjoy it so much.

^ And crisp pencils are nice. Not mechanical ones though.


And my confession is that I am actually a huge nerd. :X

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 12:54 AM. Reason : oh yeah]

7/7/2008 12:53:37 AM

pencils do, in fact, rule over pens

7/7/2008 1:18:53 AM

a good mechanical pencil > any regular pencil

pens are about the best for me now though

7/7/2008 1:20:12 AM