The White Warrior Creed

I come to you without empty hands.
I have weapons.
I will not hesitate should I be forced to defend myself.
I will honor the principles of the White Warrior.
I shall prevail in any matter of life or death, right or wrong.
I will honor my brother.

3/26/2010 5:55:21 PM

I will jump up and down and go OOOOOOOoooooooooooo if i am placed on the other team.

3/26/2010 6:07:24 PM

i reported both of those fools who were nuke glitching

3/26/2010 9:47:40 PM

PASSION ....

[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 10:56 PM. Reason : ]

3/26/2010 10:56:02 PM

POWER

3/26/2010 11:25:48 PM

HISTORY

3/27/2010 1:47:35 AM

nuke glitching?

3/27/2010 2:12:52 AM

douchebag #1 is in a party...when the game starts, his friend douchebag #2 joins the session in progress and ends up on the opposite team as his friend...they meet up in a remote part of the map with tac insertion, and douchebag #1 keeps killing d-bag #2...we look at the scoreboard halfway through the match and the guy on our team is 0-24 and dude on the other team is 25-0...before the match even ends, but once his buddy gets his 25 killstreak, the guy on our team quits

3/27/2010 12:25:33 PM

yea that shit's annoying.

i wonder if during development they even had a notion of what join in progress + tac insertion could accomplish.

i also wonder if they just forgot about balancing some of the weapons/perks

[Edited on March 27, 2010 at 12:37 PM. Reason : people boosting is why i try to run with 5 others at all time]

3/27/2010 12:36:56 PM

^^ man I wish I could reach through the TV and punch people who do that in the face...

3/27/2010 1:51:20 PM

wouldn't you notice that someone on your team has been dying 17, 18 times straight? I'd go hunt them down.

3/27/2010 4:35:47 PM

In that particular game I remember saying "only one more kill for a Pavelow" because I was 8-0...then somebody else said "I wonder how I'm doing" and I decided to check the score and saw the guy on our team at 0-24

the overall score was only like 4400 to 3700 so I wasn't really paying attention to the other guys scores

3/27/2010 4:40:47 PM

Sorry I couldn't hop on last night Tree, I was past my tipping point for acceptable Warrior gunplay so I enjoyed the classic 1989 flick Warlock instead...I highly reccommend it...dude skins a kid and melts his fat to make flying potion hahaha.

Tonight, after the games commence, provided I've monitored my intake correctly, and provided a superior alternative involving women, drugs or bumper pool doesn't materialize, I forsee a group mounting sometime between the hours of 10 and 11 PM. The Warriors will reclaim their throne in anticipation of the March 30th D-Day.

PASSION

POWER

HISTORY

Those who dare to oppose us will stand knee deep in the blood of their children.

3/27/2010 5:50:43 PM

need a theme song, im thinking of changing Semisonic - Closing Time to Mounting Time

lyrics TBD

3/27/2010 9:41:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb5eeNSFmSE#t=35s

3/27/2010 9:44:43 PM

warriors come out and playyyyy

3/27/2010 9:51:04 PM

Some guy got more pissed at me last night about noob toobing than anyone I have ever seen. Yet he continued to play for another hour, and every game he ended up on the other team and I would kill him at least 5 times (not even intentionally singling him out). He was screaming at the end of a couple of the games.

3/27/2010 9:52:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xITVFgxcDIg

3/27/2010 9:54:43 PM

Its about that time...

3/27/2010 10:00:01 PM

mounted, proper.

3/27/2010 10:07:13 PM

Mounting time
Lay down all claymores and camp behind every door
Mounting time
Jump off of the corner and don’t hit the left stick you dumb whore
Mounting time
One last call, drop free-for-all, come join the white warrior clan
Mounting time
You don’t have to run around cause that’s not our game plan

Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home

Mounting time
Time for you to microwave that salmon hot pocket some more
Mounting time
“Faggot ass campers” blah blah shut the fuck up and look at the score
Mounting time
We’ll noobtube your ass so much you know it is no mystery
Mounting time
We have three words to live by … passion, power and history

Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Take me home

3/27/2010 10:51:30 PM

For some gay reason my xbox would not let me join up with the crew.

3/28/2010 12:16:03 AM

^we're having connection problems of our own...havent played in like 15 minutes, just been talking shit to ourselves in the lobby

3/28/2010 12:40:56 AM

Unable to connect to host

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

3/28/2010 2:15:11 AM

i invited you like 20 times buddy....you need a better excuse than that for ignoring them

3/28/2010 2:32:55 AM

yeah twista and dweedle invited me like 2 times each also

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3/28/2010 3:49:54 AM

http://mapathy.com/quiz.html

3/28/2010 3:26:29 PM

75%

i shouldve done better

3/28/2010 3:54:25 PM

Quote :

"YOU'VE SCORED 90% ON THE MAPATHY QUIZ. YOU ARE EXTREMELY MAPATHETIC."

I wish it would tell you the answers so I knew which ones I had wrong.

3/28/2010 3:59:02 PM

i, too, got 75%

3/28/2010 4:06:53 PM

80%

Though the first question I answered road trip

3/28/2010 5:15:48 PM

"YOU'VE SCORED 90% ON THE MAPATHY QUIZ. YOU ARE EXTREMELY MAPATHETIC."

3/28/2010 5:45:49 PM

YOU'VE SCORED 80% ON THE MAPATHY QUIZ. YOU ARE EXTREMELY MAPATHETIC.

What are the answers to...

Quote :

"What's at the secret spot in the Highrise map?"

Quote :

"What equipment item can be found wired to the walls in Skidrow?"

and i could not figure out "d" on question 17 but i guessed highrise.

[Edited on March 28, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : l]

3/28/2010 6:37:27 PM

Teddy Bears and c4

3/28/2010 6:44:09 PM

75%

I wasn't sure about some of the "identify this map" ones

3/28/2010 7:00:19 PM

85%

3/28/2010 8:43:00 PM

85

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3/28/2010 8:49:36 PM

90%

3/28/2010 9:06:03 PM

We mounting up tonight?

3/28/2010 9:29:40 PM

I can

3/28/2010 9:33:29 PM

90%

3/28/2010 10:59:24 PM

95% but I just logged off from playing

3/28/2010 11:17:27 PM

just got 75% on mapathy quiz. i'm surprised. i didn't know a lot of those.

3/29/2010 3:42:55 AM

Quote :

"i, too, got 75%"

3/29/2010 11:46:37 AM

damn, 90%

3/29/2010 12:06:27 PM

85%

will we be able to dl at midnight?

Quote :

" Mounting time Lay down all claymores and camp behind every door Mounting time Jump off of the corner and don’t hit the left stick you dumb whore Mounting time One last call, drop free-for-all, come join the white warrior clan Mounting time You don’t have to run around cause that’s not our game plan Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Mounting time Time for you to microwave that salmon hot pocket some more Mounting time “Faggot ass campers” blah blah shut the fuck up and look at the score Mounting time We’ll noobtube your ass so much you know it is no mystery Mounting time We have three words to live by … passion, power and history Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home Take me home "

Is to the tune of the John Denver classic Rocky Mountain High?

The middle verse that the music director always skips over in church

Mounting time
Tactical layout! Drop shot then you will die.
Mounting time
Commando Pro! Teleport to stab you in the eye.
Mounting time
The Bean will lead us on to glory and fame
Mounting time
The Feared Supernatural Decimator in every game

Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow take me home
Take me home



[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 12:58:09 PM

Fuck that semisonic bullshit

It's terrible

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 1:26 PM. Reason : and I hope dweedle was drunk when he wrote it or he's a bigger fag than I thought]

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 1:27 PM. Reason : seriously...I mean you can pick any song in the world and you choose Semifuckingsonic..are u serious]

3/29/2010 1:20:41 PM

70%

3/29/2010 1:45:53 PM

ahh semisonic makes a lot more sense

3/29/2010 1:49:25 PM

I am extremely mapathetic with a score of 95%. I did call in my 3rd nuke Saturday though, this time on rundown. Later I went 22-0 on Highrise and got grenaded.... bastards. Oh well, after a week long hiatus it was nice to see I didn't lose a step.

3/29/2010 1:57:57 PM