ohhh i want a juicy confession

i never get super juicy ones

well maybe i do. but i still want them

6/13/2010 10:44:58 PM

i want confessions

6/13/2010 10:45:02 PM

Quote :

"i hate it when guy's eat me out but i have this crazy desire to sit on someone's face right now"

6/13/2010 10:45:42 PM

how can you hate it? they must be biting you or something

6/13/2010 10:47:23 PM

Quote :

"I can't deal with dating a law student I don't see this lasting much longer "

6/13/2010 10:48:27 PM

Quote :

"I had my first wet dream the other night in probably ten years. I know this is weird, but I refuse to send a pm to another dude about a wet dream."

Quote :

"I intentionally steered a girl into relapsing back into drugs and prostitution because her newly reformed and detoxed self was boring and uninteresting to me. "

6/13/2010 10:52:46 PM

Quote :

"i masturbated 4 times in the last 7 days "

6/13/2010 10:52:54 PM

That's not really a confession.

That's like "I brushed my teeth 3 times in the past 4 days."

6/13/2010 10:53:39 PM

Send me confessions, preferably something I can help with

6/13/2010 11:07:08 PM

Quote :

"I broke up with my boyfriend of three years today. Frankly, I have never felt better. "

6/13/2010 11:10:27 PM

yessss

getting some good ones ton

Quote :

"I was in bed with a guy I have been sleeping with on and off for 4 years when I got a text message from another guy I used to sleep with that had been ignoring me for a few months. He was drunk and just wanted sex. It made me feel really whorey and I started crying which weirded out the other guy so he started playing xbox so I went outside to finish my crying and his neighbors were outside smoking a cigarette and asked me if he had done anything to me and I might have told them he hit me just because I was pissed off about the xbox thing"

6/13/2010 11:11:03 PM

6/13/2010 11:15:10 PM

6/13/2010 11:16:05 PM

6/13/2010 11:19:32 PM

Quote :

"back in my freshman year of college, i slept with a guy on thursday, a different guy friday, and then another guy on saturday. 3 guys in 3 days. i've always felt like a slut for that. "

6/13/2010 11:22:10 PM

Why aren't these girls PMing me???

6/13/2010 11:25:22 PM

Quote :

"Your ability to find information about people on the internet is a turn on. "

6/13/2010 11:36:00 PM

Quote :

"when i was 21 i cheated on the bf i was living with. he was at work one night, and this guy came over and we fucked w/o a condom and he came inside me and stuff (i was on the pill). then my bf woke me up when he got home from the bar (work) at like 3am and we fucked. but i didn't shower after the 1st guy. and my bf went down on me and everything. "

6/13/2010 11:36:10 PM

oh that is SO fucked up

6/13/2010 11:37:11 PM

^ dayum


Ive learned a lot about TWW wimminz from this thread.... They are WHORES!

Quote :

"when i was a sophomore in college i slept with one of my housemates (diff apt, same house) then the next night i slept with his best friend (he did not live in the same house). then on the third night we all went out in a group together (cause we were all a big group of friends) and they got in a fight about it and i got drunk and pretended not to notice/pretended i didn't know why they were fighting. my roommates were all "why are they fighting what is it about" and i was like "i have NO idea""

6/13/2010 11:37:48 PM

They are rolling in now.

Quote :

"i wish my bf liked it in the ass i want to play with him like that "

6/13/2010 11:44:41 PM

damn, I think if I did confessions to what I thought was slutty, girls on here would be like , I did that last week.

6/13/2010 11:47:01 PM

you have athletic thighs

6/13/2010 11:48:32 PM

i'm confused

6/13/2010 11:52:39 PM

i am not

would you like me to explain something to you?

6/13/2010 11:53:49 PM

Quote :

"THEY WERE whores. we are reformed now "

6/13/2010 11:54:42 PM

Quote :

"this dude i wanted to have sex with blew me off earlier. now i'm horny "

6/13/2010 11:58:12 PM

^ Holla!

6/13/2010 11:58:46 PM

confessions, please.

6/14/2010 12:01:35 AM

Quote :

"reformed whores turn back into whores with a little bit of alcohol and the right opportunity to get away with it. "

Not really a confession... But I'll post it anyways.

6/14/2010 12:03:43 AM

Quote :

"I think khcadwal is sexy as fuck. I'm talking wife material. I want to introduce her to my mom."

6/14/2010 12:06:05 AM

Quote :

"so the other night I was wasted and texted "lets fuck" to a guy I have the hots for but hadn't actually talked to in over a year well i found out the following day that this guy was dating someone at the time and I didn't know that so I apologized for my behavior and promised it wouldn't happen again he texted me the next day saying he dumped his gf so we could fuck. and to be totally honest sober me has no interest in fucking him because 1) I barely know him to begin with and 2) its a total turn off he dumped his girlfriend over a drunken text message . I was just drunk and horny. I feel kinda bad about the whole situation :/"

6/14/2010 12:12:58 AM

He sounds like a real winner.

6/14/2010 12:13:58 AM

in response to

Quote :

"I think khcadwal is sexy as fuck. I'm talking wife material. I want to introduce her to my mom."

we get

Quote :

"all I want in life is to have someone say that kind of shit about ME I'm terrified of dying alone with 80 cats"

6/14/2010 12:15:41 AM

well just so everyone knows

i have 3 cats. that might change everyone's opinion. but only 2 are mine.

i totally might die with 80 cats so that might negate whatever sex appeal i had. i'm self perma banned from the pound though so hopefully keeping the cat lady (well animal lady cause i have a dog too) thing under control.

6/14/2010 12:18:16 AM

confessions

6/14/2010 12:18:40 AM

^^i can't go to the pound either because i love them all too much


i have to limit my trips to the pet store, too

6/14/2010 12:19:40 AM

Quote :

"i want to roll you in flour and fry you in a pan "

6/14/2010 12:20:28 AM

^^ I KNOW!!! gosh. i'm such a sucker. i'd have a lot more money saved up if i didn't rescue like 95 animals.

^hahaha. i like that one

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason : .]

6/14/2010 12:20:59 AM

I used to volunteer at the pound b/c I am so broke I can't afford a pet

I loved being there but leaving was always heart breaking. and then my favorite puppy got adopted and I cried and stopped going

her name was drommie and she had a big swollen belly due to some medical condition and she would waddle like a little fatty and it was sooooo cute



/lame

6/14/2010 12:21:18 AM

awwwwww


ya, i would probably be like that, too

6/14/2010 12:24:12 AM

Quote :

"to be totally honest sober me has no interest in fucking him because ... its a total turn off he dumped his girlfriend over a drunken text message"

To whomever wrote this:

he didn't dump his current girlfriend for you. he's just telling you that so he can fuck you, without you asking stupid cockblocking questions about some gal he doesn't want to talk to you about

6/14/2010 2:25:23 AM

Quote :

"this gal i was dating, gave me a blowjob in our booth at the Hillsborough St. Waffle House at 2 am on a Saturday night. the place was packed. a group of Mexican dudes at the counter all turned around to watch. I didn't mind so much but they looked too obvious that they were checking out something. This attracted the attention of old Betty who realized what was going on, and started screaming at me and my date. she hollered at us that we were "filthy" and "nasty" and to "get out of her store". i was still trying to pull my pants up as we rushed out of there, past about 50 people who all started hooting and clapping. i don't think i've ever been more proud of myself in my life. i want this story to be eulogized somehow at my memorial when i die."

6/14/2010 2:37:29 AM

Quote :

"i have a major crush on SeXpEnCiL despite being fully and completely aware that it's never going to happen. ...aw fuck, why am i PMing this? everybody knows who it's from anyway. "

6/14/2010 2:44:29 AM

^^^ Yep.

And I wouldn't feel bad about it, because obviously he's a jerk and the girl is better off without him.

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 2:47 AM. Reason : f]

6/14/2010 2:46:49 AM

^^^I've seen that before, I want to say it was from joeschmoe, not sure though.

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 3:14 AM. Reason : Also, confessions plz]

6/14/2010 3:14:00 AM

Quote :

"It bothers me that I've never had anything interesting to confess in that damn confessions thread. I'm morally okay with doing all sorts of confession-thread-worthy shit, but then in the end I choose not to bother, or I just don't get the opportunity in the first place."

6/14/2010 4:13:11 AM

I missed a lot of good confessions

Dibs on the next one

and this part made me lol

It made me feel really whorey and I started crying which weirded out the other guy so he started playing xbox

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 5:36 AM. Reason : fuck it I'm playing xbox]

6/14/2010 5:35:03 AM

^ haha I'd probably do the same thing in his shoes.

"wtf this dude is whack. Time to play Sim City and hope he leaves of his own accord."

6/14/2010 5:58:03 AM

I'm in need of one.

6/14/2010 7:50:09 AM