Locutus Zero All American 13575 Posts user info edit post |
There are a few people on this campus that almost all of us have run across at some point. For some reason or another they make an entire room of people go "wtf is up with that guy?"
The one I see the most of is a young man with the voice that never hit puberty. He talks loudly wherever he goes, and he always has something to say. He's been seen in The Wolves Den talking to The Simpsons. He's been seen at charity poker tournaments arguing about blinds. He's been seen in computer labs asking questions of TAs.
Anyone else seen this guy, or want to add someone else to the list? 4/12/2005 2:33:47 PM |
jnpaul All American 9807 Posts user info edit post |
i've seen this guy walking around with glasses that have red lenses who looks like he is about 40 with a trench coat and a skullet..i'm always left saying wtf after seeing him 4/12/2005 2:35:05 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
the woman in the library, in the camos.
how is she always on the computers? is she a student? does she have a lifetime pass? 4/12/2005 2:35:10 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
BikeHelmtGuy 4/12/2005 2:35:52 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
The chick in my religion class who comes in wearing elf ears, knits in the middle of lecture, and gets into arguments with the professor on how to pronounce shit. It's gotten to the point that whenever she opens her mouth the professor says, "I don't care," and moves on. She seems like she has some serious issues. 4/12/2005 2:36:13 PM |
Excoriator Suspended 10214 Posts user info edit post |
IcedAlexV 4/12/2005 2:36:30 PM |
peakseeker All American 2900 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the woman in the library, in the camos." |
I was about to post that4/12/2005 2:36:58 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
Elf ears?
i sat her in the library the other day and just thought they were her actual deformed ears 4/12/2005 2:37:05 PM |
Locutus Zero All American 13575 Posts user info edit post |
Also, there is the guy that runs where ever he goes, constanly out of breath. He gets to class 20 minutes early and makes a mad dash all the way to the front of the room. He sits in the front row of class and asks dumb question after dumb question.
I feel sorry for the teachers. 4/12/2005 2:37:22 PM |
jnpaul All American 9807 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It's gotten to the point that whenever she opens her mouth the professor says, "I don't care," and moves on. She seems like she has some serious issues." |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA4/12/2005 2:37:24 PM |
roguewarrior All American 10887 Posts user info edit post |
i see mickey mouse voice guy
ha has class after me in the same room 4/12/2005 2:37:28 PM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
4/12/2005 2:38:33 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i sat her in the library the other day and just thought they were her actual deformed ears
" |
No, they were fucking attached elf ears. When the professor walked into the class and she started asking him a question he made this face --> and promptly proceeded to ignore her the rest of the class.4/12/2005 2:40:14 PM |
esgargs Suspended 97470 Posts user info edit post |
omdg
which class is this.
I am gonna "sit-in" 4/12/2005 2:40:52 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
yo here's mine
his name is clifton or clifford or something gay like that
he's a black black dude with glasses and always wears a knee-length khaki jacket
i assume he's in COE, he was in a bunch of calculus/physics classes, etc.
he's always talking to himself or spitting game at dorky black chicks
a few years ago he'd always be in the tucker lab, watching downloaded episodes of south park, repeating every line to himself and laughing like a motherfucker
i think i remember him from governor's school too
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 2:42 PM. Reason : he probably posts on here too ]] 4/12/2005 2:41:51 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23258 Posts user info edit post |
the camo chick....freaky
she rides a bike around the brickyard when shes not in the library 4/12/2005 2:42:27 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
It's Japanese Religions, so I guess it's not too surprising that there's at least one psycho in there. 4/12/2005 2:43:42 PM |
jnpaul All American 9807 Posts user info edit post |
this thread needs some pictures of the weirdos 4/12/2005 2:44:00 PM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
4/12/2005 2:44:49 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
never seen her out of the library
what about those other people who hang with jonathan (the guy with the beard) in the brickyard? Are they his friends? one looks like Art Garfunkel and the other two are these masculine looking asian female twins.
^^^japanese religions? do you know yuya?
VV DUDDIS!
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .] 4/12/2005 2:45:02 PM |
leftyisreal All American 2145 Posts user info edit post |
the perverted guy who looks luke hes huge into hulkamania. wears the sunglasses. sits at the bottom of the steps outside of harrelson watching girls go up the steps while he wears those sunglasses and acts like nobody can tell what hes doing. 4/12/2005 2:45:33 PM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
the dude with the scooby doo backpack. what a loser. 4/12/2005 2:46:37 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ hahaha, yes, I get coffee with Yuya all the time. He wants me to check out some concert on Wed that he's going to. 4/12/2005 2:48:03 PM |
esgargs Suspended 97470 Posts user info edit post |
Japan has religions? 4/12/2005 2:48:11 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
India has religions? 4/12/2005 2:48:50 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
^^^dudes the man. he brings me back snacks from japan. good shit. i live on his hall.
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .] 4/12/2005 2:49:21 PM |
jnpaul All American 9807 Posts user info edit post |
does yuya live in tucker? 4/12/2005 2:50:54 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ He lives in Alexander.
^^ Were you at his bday party? 4/12/2005 2:51:28 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
^i had work that night, so i was only there a little while.
anyway, back to weirdos.
heres a classic: MARCUS. hes the MAN.
and for Alexander peeps: Surafel. You know who I'm talking about.
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .] 4/12/2005 2:52:58 PM |
jnpaul All American 9807 Posts user info edit post |
there is a weird ass asian kid that lives in tucker, he came by my room one time and asked me to take a survey. He told me if I took the survey I would be entered into a contest for a free 6 pack of pepsi or mountain dew. My choice 4/12/2005 2:53:19 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I was there until 2am. We probably met at some point
^ lol, that's pretty damn weird.
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 2:53 PM. Reason : dsa] 4/12/2005 2:53:24 PM |
pcmsurf All American 7033 Posts user info edit post |
the guy i always seen running through the crowds of people trying to get to class
hes got a backpack on and will run on ledges and stuff if he thinks it will save him a few seconds
then theres another "guy" who dresses like a girl he has his hair all permed to make it wavy and everytime ive seen him hes in girls clothes and has a busted face and has a annoying loud voice that sounds like a transvestite oh yeah hes got a purse too everyone who sees him is like WTF 4/12/2005 2:54:01 PM |
stuck flex All American 4566 Posts user info edit post |
There was an asian guy named Vince in my heat transfer class who would always talk to himself and his hair look like he cut it himself without a mirror... 4/12/2005 2:54:22 PM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the perverted guy who looks luke hes huge into hulkamania. wears the sunglasses. sits at the bottom of the steps outside of harrelson watching girls go up the steps while he wears those sunglasses and acts like nobody can tell what hes doing." |
Yeah I saw that guy all the time last semester, he's creepy as hell4/12/2005 2:58:00 PM |
StarCaptain All American 4467 Posts user info edit post |
I have a chinese girl in my embedded systems class, who asks like 2-3 questions and she talks so slowly the whole class sighs when she starts, the professor goes mad, sometimes she argues for like 5-6 minutes and the professor goes mad c'se he then gets to reschedule everything. She's one fucking woman who think she is taking some private tuitions. 4/12/2005 2:59:35 PM |
esgargs Suspended 97470 Posts user info edit post |
Dude
I love the way Chinese grad students have zero expressions
4/12/2005 3:00:06 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
haha, I just remembered a guy in my intro Japanese course who thought he was hot shit because he was a high schooler taking a college course. That kid was pretty out there too. 4/12/2005 3:11:00 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She's one fucking woman who think she is taking some private tuitions." |
do what?4/12/2005 3:15:28 PM |
JH Price All American 1571 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I was noticing that that post made no sense. 4/12/2005 3:16:28 PM |
Weeeees All American 23730 Posts user info edit post |
I second BikeHelmtGuy 4/12/2005 3:18:12 PM |
waffleninja Suspended 11394 Posts user info edit post |
some buddhist douche gave me a book on karma and then asked for a donation b/c they rely on donations to print the books. i didnt want to tell him to take his books and shove it just b/c i was trying to be nice.
i said im poor and dont have much money and tried to give him the books back. then he was like no they are free, but we rely on donations. i gave him a dollar and gave the books to a hippie in my dorm who didnt even want them lol. 4/12/2005 3:21:25 PM |
synapse play so hard 60938 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, ive seem the camo lady in the library for years now. the crazy thing is, she brings a backpack to the library, but sits and plays games on the computers all day. i've never seen her not playing games.
there used to be some fat dude that never showered or got a haircut or anything that did the same thing on the second floor of the library (in front of the reference desk) but i havent been up there lately.
Quote : | "The one I see the most of is a young man with the voice that never hit puberty." |
yeah, we call him helium. he asked in our 226 class what a menage-a-trois was...great stuff.
[Edited on April 12, 2005 at 3:24 PM. Reason : ]4/12/2005 3:23:49 PM |
z Terminated 2607 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "then theres another "guy" who dresses like a girl he has his hair all permed to make it wavy and everytime ive seen him hes in girls clothes and has a busted face and has a annoying loud voice that sounds like a transvestite oh yeah hes got a purse too everyone who sees him is like WTF" |
i've seen that dude before
4/12/2005 3:29:17 PM |
Luigi All American 9317 Posts user info edit post |
Back to the guy I mentioned earlier. Hes this Ethiopian guy that lives on my hall. He hardly ever sleeps, and when he does, he sleeps in the study lounge. Hes always singing REALLY loud and doing this weird animal/birdcall thing. One time I got up at like 5am to use the bathroom and he jumped from behind a corner and scared me. Everytime he moves to go somewhere, he makes this "uuuhh AAAHH!" or "OOP" noise. 4/12/2005 3:30:09 PM |
StarCaptain All American 4467 Posts user info edit post |
In India, we have this concept of expensive private tuitions, where in each professor takes special classes, for just 5-6 students.
Basically premium education. 4/12/2005 3:32:05 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "some buddhist douche gave me a book on karma and then asked for a donation b/c they rely on donations to print the books. i didnt want to tell him to take his books and shove it just b/c i was trying to be nice." |
Ugh yes, that happened to me last semester. He practically shoved the books in my hand as I was walking by, then demanded money. I gave him his books back, though he didn't seem to want them.4/12/2005 3:44:57 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and for Alexander peeps: Surafel. You know who I'm talking about." |
he used to live near me at east campus before they started to renovate it. he would be out in the quad singing and doing those bird calls a lot of nights. he is pretty funny, he didnt know what ice was before he came here.4/12/2005 3:53:58 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and for Alexander peeps: Surafel. You know who I'm talking about." |
ahhhhhahahahahhahahahahaha i can't believe someone mentioned surafel. this dude went to high school with me, he was a jr when i was sr, and that guy would do bird calls in the middle of classes (AP fucking classes). everytime he sees me on campus, he asks me to tell my brother (who was in his h.s. class) to call him. he's fucking crazy and annoying, i swear.4/12/2005 3:59:55 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
when i went to state there was this fat guy who always wore spandex biker clothes and helmet to class and rode his moutain bike around campus. he would come in late and go to the front of the class all sweaty and smelly and shit. everyone was like WTF! 4/12/2005 4:00:15 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
There's this one asian guy I've seen around campus who is always wearing running shorts, running shoes, and a singlet. I mean he looks like he runs track, but every time I see him he's wearing that stuff.
I've also seen the running guy around campus.
I'll also add this one guy in my physics class who also never shuts up and asks questions of the profs all the time like they are in a private session or something. Guy probably takes up 5-10% of the class time each day just talking to her about stupid obvious shit... 4/12/2005 4:11:00 PM |