target sux

1/22/2006 12:34:45 PM

CODE YELLOW.

1/22/2006 12:35:34 PM

bigman sux

AT GETTIN FREE HOTDOGS

1/22/2006 1:01:13 PM

THE HUNT IS ON AGAIN

2/18/2006 3:22:55 PM

so far nobody has been successful

will today be your lucky day for hot dogs?

3/19/2006 12:01:21 PM

My lucky day for hot dogs will probably not involve a free hot dog from Target of all places.

3/19/2006 12:03:28 PM

LOOSE MEAT

3/19/2006 12:04:11 PM

Quote :

"'m going to the Crossroads Target. I will be purchasing some household cleaning supplies. Anyone see me there and I'll buy you a Target hot dog (no drink included.)"

5/7/2006 1:25:50 PM

I need a Target Visa so I can get some of my money back from there.

5/7/2006 1:36:25 PM

^ i have one, and i'm like $40 from maxing it out

5/7/2006 2:14:27 PM

I need to visit target and pick up miscellaneous items. I also need to go to BJ's for one thing, but I never manage to leave there without spending $100 or more on groceries. decisions, decision.

5/7/2006 2:16:45 PM

i love this thread

5/7/2006 3:02:16 PM

quality thread indeed!

-ZiP!-

5/7/2006 3:04:56 PM

after target today, marko and i went to adopt a cat

5/7/2006 3:44:46 PM

Why is this the first time I've seen this thread?

5/7/2006 6:08:15 PM

i fore see a cary target visit within the next 2 hours to purchase some electric razor cleaning fluid

IS TODAY YOUR DAY TO GET A FREE HOTDOG?

6/3/2006 2:25:22 PM

You'd buy me one!? I could go shopping.

6/3/2006 2:25:53 PM

NO DRINK

6/3/2006 2:27:06 PM

I'd be more interested in the flea market than Target anyways I think.

6/3/2006 2:27:52 PM

i could dig the flea market

6/3/2006 2:29:31 PM

Lemme check the weather. I need some new sunglasses.

It's not hot out today and if the sky holds up it'd be a good idea.

6/3/2006 2:30:20 PM

i like when he says

NO DRINK

6/3/2006 2:31:32 PM

6/3/2006 2:31:56 PM

everyone and their cousin's baby mama was at target today

but noone got a free hotdog from me

6/3/2006 4:04:19 PM

Target + Saturday = death trap

6/3/2006 4:05:07 PM

yeah i usually go every saturday, thereby contributing to the deathtrap

but today it was a straight up antbomb

6/3/2006 4:06:02 PM

one of these days, I'm gonna get me a free hot dog

6/3/2006 4:09:51 PM

and one of these days, if you weren't kiljadn, you'd get dysentary

6/3/2006 4:10:31 PM

i've been to kiljadn's house, and that's a lotta gas for a free (substandard) hotdog

but it might be a bargain for dysentary

[Edited on June 3, 2006 at 4:14 PM. Reason : +]

6/3/2006 4:14:17 PM

It's not the hotdog, it's the experience

[Edited on June 4, 2006 at 2:53 AM. Reason : too drunk to be on tww]

6/4/2006 2:53:18 AM

Marko: "They're always after me lucky charms, er hotdogs!"

6/4/2006 8:34:56 AM

what if you dont eat a hot dog? lol

6/4/2006 9:10:41 AM

if you don't eat hotdogs, then i guess for this contest...

YOU LOSE

GOOD DAY, SIR

6/4/2006 10:03:32 AM

I want to see the marko

6/4/2006 10:29:42 AM

Grandpa Joe: Mr. marko?
marko: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe: I was just wondering about the hotdogs - Uh, the lifetime supply of hotdogs... for Sonali. When does she get it?
marko: She doesn't.
Grandpa Joe: Why not?
marko: Because she broke the rules.
Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Sonali?
marko: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by her, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You don't like hotdogs. She went to Target and saw me, and refused a hotdog, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little girl's hopes and then dash all her dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!
marko: I said "Good day!"

[Edited on June 4, 2006 at 11:13 AM. Reason : .]

6/4/2006 11:12:19 AM

if slugworth wants an everlasting ketchup bottle, he'll get one!

6/4/2006 11:15:30 AM

im not a sir!

6/4/2006 11:19:57 AM

6/4/2006 11:50:02 AM

this thread becomes more awsome by the moment

6/4/2006 1:45:14 PM

OKAY PEOPLE

I'm going to the Cary Target right now to get some Gorilla Glue (http://www.gorillaglue.com/).

If you see me there I will buy you 2(!) hotdogs (but still no drink)

If Target does not have Gorilla Glue, I will go to Home Depot.

If you see me at Home Depot, I will buy you a 2x4 (up to 96 In)

peace out

6/16/2006 6:01:52 PM

I swear marko...

you never went to target this much when I lived in raleigh

6/16/2006 6:02:54 PM

i go to target every weekend

mostly for house and bodily cleaning supplies

6/16/2006 6:03:47 PM

hey, does a free drink come with that?

6/16/2006 6:04:29 PM

hmmmmph

6/16/2006 6:04:38 PM

i dont eat hot dogs

6/16/2006 6:05:23 PM

I'm going to act upon this thread one day and just camp out there

6/16/2006 6:08:27 PM

Will you autograph the bun?

[Edited on June 16, 2006 at 6:18 PM. Reason : dur]

6/16/2006 6:18:31 PM

FUCK I MISSED YOU BY LIKE 18 MINUTES

6/16/2006 6:20:00 PM

FUCK!

6/16/2006 6:20:39 PM

OH SHIT


A 2x4!!!

6/16/2006 6:25:25 PM