It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City.

http://accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_covera.htm







[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ,m]

8/1/2005 11:54:00 AM

F.O.I.L. < Captain Planet

8/1/2005 11:59:41 AM

http://accstudios.com/f/synopsis1.htm

full synopsis.

Quote :

"America’s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists. In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L. The efforts of F.O.I.L. threaten both the liberal extremist power structure and the U.N.’s grip on America, the U.N. calls F.O.I.L. the most dangerous group in the world. It seems the once theorized Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has now become a reality. The F.O.I.L. Organization is forced underground by the “Coulter Laws” of 2007; these hate speech legislations have made right-wing talk shows, and conservative-slanted media, illegal. Our weakened government has willingly handed the reigns of our once great country to the corrupt United Nations. The Department of Political-Correctness is required to assist U.N. monitors to properly edit all print and broadcast media. Live broadcasts are a thing of the past; all transmissions are monitored by the U.N. and any ‘offensive’ material is dumped. Rupert Murdoch’s decision to defy the “Coulter Laws” hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB’s networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide. The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed “Oscar”. F.O.I.L. is soon to be joined by a young man named Reagan McGee. Reagan was born on September 11th, 2001. He is the son of a NYC firefighter whose life was spared by attending his son’s birth. Reagan has grown to manhood in an ultra-liberal educational system: being told, not asked, what to think. With personal determination, which alienates him from his contemporaries, he has chosen the path less traveled…the path to the Right. Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America’s administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the “misunderstanding” of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed “Unity Tower” built on the hollowed grounds where the WTC once stood. Tomorrow is September 11, 2021, the twentieth anniversary of the horror of 9/11, or as it has become more politically correct to say “the unfortunate events resulting from the uprising of middle-eastern fundamentalist Islam”. Just days before his arrival in NYC, Bin Laden made a brief visit to Iraq, now a nuclear power that is run by the vicious Uday Hussein. In Iraq, Bin Laden received a tactical nuke that is now contained in his private diplomatic briefcase. Bin Laden plans far more than an apology at the Unity Tower. F.O.I.L. has become aware of Bin Laden’s plot to destroy NYC and has devised a plan to stop him while simultaneously gaining permanent control of LIB’s satellite network. Unfortunately, U.N. Forces have discovered the secret location of the F.O.I.L. Lair. It is a race against the clock to save NYC from a nuclear holocaust and the world from liberal domination. Only with F.O.I.L.’s help, can “Liberality For All” once again become “Liberty For All!” "

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 12:01 PM. Reason : ,]

8/1/2005 12:00:58 PM

this is just silly

8/1/2005 12:03:26 PM

absolutely.

what's sillier,though, is that it's not some liberal joke. it was created by someone who actually thinks of g. gordon liddy and sean hannity as possible characters for a futuristic superhero comic

8/1/2005 12:40:51 PM

i never knew hannity used apple

8/1/2005 12:46:36 PM

ahahaha

sean hannity robo arm GO

8/1/2005 12:51:22 PM

8/1/2005 1:43:16 PM

I actually do hate your freedoms.

8/1/2005 2:24:40 PM

Does this seem vaguely homoerotic to anyone else?

8/1/2005 2:26:12 PM

vaguely?

8/1/2005 2:28:31 PM

i've got a feeling that this is a trap

and somebody's gonna get paid for some funny-books

8/1/2005 2:46:13 PM

The plot was so horrible that there is no way I'm reading the comic.

8/1/2005 2:56:38 PM

So, if not for the bad plot, you would read a comic book based on G. Gordon Liddy and Sean Hannity?

8/1/2005 3:11:09 PM

G. Gordon Liddy...Of course.
I'm a Hannity H8R though, so maybe not.

8/1/2005 3:31:21 PM

hahhahha this is just too funny. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has now become a reality...pffff...

8/1/2005 3:42:44 PM

So if the release date is October 2005, why does it refer to a future where Uday Hussein rules Iraq?

8/1/2005 3:46:06 PM

Because that's what those damn liberals wanted the whole time.

8/1/2005 3:51:44 PM

^^

Quote :

"Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists."

it's a "what if" kind of thing.

if gore had become president, then eventually chelsea clinton / michael moore would be running the white house, osama bin laden would be ambassador to the "islamic fundamentalist states," and the un would be running the us.

8/1/2005 4:00:38 PM

Ah, missed that part.

8/1/2005 4:03:38 PM

Why was the freedom tower built?

8/1/2005 4:16:10 PM

even worse they HOLLOWED the wtc grounds! THOSE BASTARD LIBERALS!!!

8/1/2005 5:26:14 PM

so funny that i cry.

8/1/2005 7:22:27 PM

aahhahahahah

this comic says
"fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"

and ubl says if not for michael moore and hillary clinton he wouldn't be here

gosh, and you folks say liberals want to cause a rift in this country

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 7:45 PM. Reason : `]

8/1/2005 7:42:58 PM

OMG IF YOU ARENT WITH US, YOU LOVE OSAMA BIN LADEN LOLOLOL.
this is a big joke right?

[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2005 8:29:14 PM

Quote :

"gosh, and you folks say liberals want to cause a rift in this country"

Oh it's both sides. Both sides are filled with assholes that lead to that sort of ultra liberal / psycho conservative crap.

8/1/2005 9:11:26 PM

Quote :

"Sacra bleu, thats just up the rue!"

8/1/2005 9:27:23 PM

I can't get over the Hannity robo-arm.

DEPLOY

8/2/2005 2:09:36 PM

GO GO GADGET ARM OF PRAYER

8/2/2005 3:18:39 PM

Hannity vs. robo-cop

who wins?

8/2/2005 7:26:12 PM

^ Robocop, obviously.

However, against RoboHannity.....

8/2/2005 8:26:45 PM

well that's what I meant, obviously

normal hannity against robocop would be unfair

8/2/2005 9:08:55 PM